Everything posted by Tex Pete
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Poooooooooooooooor aggies.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Any time some aggy goober says anything to me unsolicited about Texas, I automatically look at them like they’re a fucktard and move right along. No one pulled your string, aggy.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Poooooooooooooooooooor aggies.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
The #1 class 11 months before signing day? That IS a huge deal! The Sleeping Giant™ is awakening, indeed!
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Crownover ate a bunch on Christmas.
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So we literally have the entire Axis of Evil playing in bowl games tomorrow.
That’s The Great Kabuki’s music! Forget it, Jake. It’s aggy.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Sorry. AP couldn’t afford to pay his cellphone bill.
- 2024 Guaranteed Rate Bowl - Rutgers vs. Kansas State
- 2024 Guaranteed Rate Bowl - Rutgers vs. Kansas State
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
last year, didn’t they get a bunch of portal guys who ended up leaving after the spring game? These are just tryouts. Elko is a genius.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
As they’re all piled up on one of their beds. Undoubtedly about to touch his Tra La La.
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Kirk Herbstreit is a Douche Waffle
His son probably think Ohio State fans are a bunch of moonshine-swilling shit heels. Since they are.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
That’s fucking stupid. What an embarrassment.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Shatteredbrew kills men by the hundreds. He’ll consume the Longhorns with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Their school has a huge tshirt fanbase because it’s the major school of Ohio. Yes, they’re complete garbage fans, but the school is pretty good.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Well, they’re fucking idiots and most of the world is figuring it out.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Butthurt is not bound by space and time.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
My guess is we will wait to see what Georgia says about Bevo when we visit there next season. If Bevo isn’t allowed, we’ll ban Uga.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
I agree and I said as much about the SEC championship. They should ban all live mascots. And we should ban all live mascots at our stadium other than Bevo. I do believe this stems from the Bevo-Uga incident at the Sugar Bowl. Fuck ‘em.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
I mean, it’s kind of a big part of our tradition. But yes, it doesn’t matter. I just see it as a dick move.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Does Jimbo get a bonus if they make a CCG? Who the fuck am I kidding?! That will never happen!
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Will Kirby continue to lie about his status? Amputated his leg? ”He’s probable. He was out at or active every day and looked ready to go.”
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Get a room, you two.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Eh. It’s college football. The mascots go with the sport. Fuck ‘em.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
And San Diego for the Holiday Bowl. They're assholes. They absolutely could allow him to be corralled in a tunnel. They clearly don’t want to find a solution.