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Tex Pete

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  1. I’m pretty sure those are jeans. The horrible kind I refer to as “big boy pants.” I can envision the pant cuff being too short to touch the tops of the maroon ropers he was undoubtedly wearing.
  2. Slow to the Bat phone. What can I help you with?
  3. She’s an idiot. And went to Texas A&M. But I repeat myself.
  4. And it’s REALLY saying something considering how stupid their fanbase is across the board.
  5. That and their basketball history is similar to that of the Washington Generals.
  6. What is Daniel Figurelli’s username these days?
  7. Well, he’s an aggy so…
  8. And he’ll never have to pay for a pull off the jizz jar again.
  9. Plus, they won’t win many battles against us head-to-head right now. It’s easier for them to pick up guys we aren’t after so they can pretend they’re not taking Ls. Kind of the same concept of them jumping to the SEC and acting like losing there was better than losing in the Big 12. Plus, they won’t win many battles against us head-to-head right now. It’s easier for them to pick up guys we aren’t after so they can pretend they’re not taking Ls. Kind of the same concept of them jumping to the SEC and acting like losing there was better than losing in the Big 12. Turdition.
  10. What the hell did you expect them to do?! They couldn’t make the track a little shorter like they did with their “Olympic” swimming pool.
  11. The longhorn has a considerably higher IQ than those two mouthbreathing fucktards, though the fat bitch probably outweighs it.
  12. I think they should bring The Bowtie (TM) back out of retirement. He could handle it.
  13. They’re an engineering school. Hell yes, they can!
  14. This may be their year. They should try.
  15. Hell, he had a point. He even tried to set the edge on that one play, and it didn’t help.
  16. I hope they’re planning to have the ceremony next year. And that Leon’s already on his way.
  17. Only 3 items of flair? Not enough, even though the vehicle is maroon. Hope the driver was wearing at least a hat, jersey, and maroon adidas. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those idiots?!
  18. We should come up with a phrase for the occasion. Oh, yeah… Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies! Pooooooooooooor aggies!
  19. Coaching improves, too.
  20. I take it you’ve never read a contract drawn up by an aggy.
  21. They often run out of time. They NEVER run out of excuses!
  22. Guess Mario was craving his drug fix.
  23. We won’t since black isn’t even a school color. We don’t need attention like aggy. (They should consider just being incognito)
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