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Tex Pete

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  1. It pisses me off that this is a problem with one of our teams again.
  2. Probably short, and now bouncing backwards.
  3. They should ponder the advent of the toothbrush.
  4. Is that guy trying to commit suicide with a finger gun? Figures.
  5. They still don’t get it. Buying a class with bags is not the same as NIL. They can’t shake their CULTure.
  6. Nah. Generations of them are used to losing to us in everything. Their oldest turdition.
  7. I don’t judge meat, but I can assure you theirs is tiny. 🔎🌭
  8. It’s destiny. Whoop!
  9. But he didn’t need 13 or more.
  10. They’re right, you know.
  11. Budget hires? They’re broke. They spent way too much money on Jimbo, then guaranteed it. Like a fuckstick who spends his whole paycheck on lottery tickets and then wins 3 $5 scratch-off prizes. They don’t have the money to hire better. They can’t even pay the university back for their loan they took out to spend on sports years back.
  12. That’s quite an assholish comment.
  13. They have a problem with their collective memory. In all the whooshing down the hill of the roller coaster, they can’t remember the click clack from when they were climbing to the top of the hill. Then from season to season, they always forget the rollercoaster of “best team in America” to “we need to fire ____________.”
  14. It’s the whole circus. No matter what a person thinks of Shadeur, you’re getting the whole circus with him. I’m not even a Deion hater, but I don’t know who wants to sign up for the circus. 🤡
  15. Their problem is their culture. They can’t shake that. They can’t not be fucking retards. They demand Franchione’s secret emails. They demand bass boat seats in the stadium. They demand Billy Liucci be in charge of NIL. They demand coaches “get” them. They demand male cheerleaders. They demand sitting national championship head coaches. They demand sawing horns off at places no one is thinking about a college band. They demand whooping and stacking and uncovering and roller coastering and humping and glory holing. Until they can accept that is not a recipe for success, they’ll never achieve it. 1939 was before the internet. Nobody would believe half of the stupid shit they do without seeing it. They can see it.
  16. They struggle to understand that Texas is a world class university in multiple disciplines, business being right near the top. We have finally been making world class hires and being strategic and unified in our approach. “What starts here…” sounds arrogant, but it’s a fact. NIL has unleashed our superpowers. And thankfully, we’re not tied to some hayseed notion of backwards history like they are. Money isn’t helpful when you’re stupid.
  17. From his ass?
  18. Oh, Billy. You’ve never won a championship in anything. No matter who you were playing. Except that lone title. In black and white. Before your parents were born. When Hitler was cranking up his war machine. 1939* Remember that one? No, not a single living person does.
  19. A warrior. On and off the field. A Longhorn legend. Hook ‘em for eternity, Steve!
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