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Tex Pete

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  1. On 4/23/2024 at 11:05 AM, Tex Pete said:

    Not fair. I have made quite a few bonfire jokes over there.

    And like the bonfire in 1999, their #1 recruiting class collapsed before ignition.

    Come to think of it, this game was the in-field embodiment of the bonfire collapse. 
     

    They got it built really high. They were all gathered ‘round, stroking it into the jizz jar. The yell leaders were passing the jar around and taking some big pulls off of it. The logs had been sprayed with diesel, and then… the logs crushed every single one of them. 
     

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  2. 16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

    So, they basically gave it back because what he did was against the rules then, but not against the rules now?

    F'n brilliant.  No wonder Johnny 8-ball supports it. He wants people to forget about all the lies he told about making money off of merch.

    They should take back SMU's death penalty now.

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  3. 1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

    BTW, given the ATM thread on the football board basically never discusses ATM football news and spends a lot of time wringing hands about bonfire and cracking yet another hilarious sheepfucking or jizz jar joke,0

    Not fair. I have made quite a few bonfire jokes over there.

    And like the bonfire in 1999, their #1 recruiting class collapsed before ignition.

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  4. 58 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

    Is this their year, or next year? Is the sleeping giant still sleeping? Inquiring minds and what not...

    Did the milkmen frolic in water?

    Right now this year is their year. In six months, next year will be their year. 
     

    Wash. Rinse. Repeat. 

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  5. 54 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

    Somebody online is sharing this pic, saying it's from today's spring game:

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    Carter Karels, with the tweet above, is an aggy propagandist…errr recruiting reporter. He certainly wouldn’t understate their attendance. 

  6. 4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

     

    I think I caught a little glint off a huge gold chain some little Eddie Munster/Mowgli-looking kid was wearing. Also appeared to have a Gucci iPhone case and a flat-billed cap. Wiggety wiggety whack. Maybe Jimbo’s wolf boy is still there. 

  7. 38 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

    they had to have the first game at home

    just had to have it

    i can hear talkiebird throwing a hissy fit about it

     

    And that was after ensuring their exit from the Big 12 was after a season that we had to play them there. They wanted that to be the end of the series.

    This cuts them to the core (or Corps):

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