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Posts posted by Tex Pete
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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:
Flashback to Erricky's conflicts with UTPD. Dumbasses.
Recall that Ricky’s big problem was that the officer who arrested him was the only person within a 100 mile radius that didn’t know who Ricky Williams was, and he was being a dick because Ricky identified himself as Ricky
Leveon Moss’s problem was alcohol or some other mind-altering substance. No worries, though. Leveon won’t even sit for a quarter against Samford.
“I said ‘the Louisiana Tech game…’ ” — Kevin Sumlin
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4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:
No but oranges were shared.
Was Mack consulting for them?
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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:
Uh, the Fightin' Texum Aggies beat BAMA in Tuscaloosa behind Johnny Football, ya stoopid sip. They were the only team to beat 'bama that year, making them the de facto co-champs of college football.
But did they make cups?
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15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
Pretty sure Sumlins buyout was due 60 days after termination. So the aTm brain trust went in the other direction on Jimbo, just pay him his salary every year until it’s done because who wants to have to muscle up to raise 30+ million for a one time payout in just 60 days ever again?
Regardless, they have a 20 year old debt to the university that they still have never repaid. They need to focus on not sucking.
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2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:
Helobious reps for San Antonio, for some strange reason.
It’s the south Texas thing, but still…
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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:
Typical delusion of grandeur:
Do you think A&M is mistakenly hiring a poor staff of assistants? The fact is that you do have to settle for these guys because your HC and school reputation can't draw better than middling coaches. Settling for Elko as head coach after you assumed any number of big time coaches would leap at the chance to "get" the Aggies was a big clue.
Everybody knew Fisher was not a great candidate, and look how much you had to spend to get him.
A&M shouldn't have to... You got no choice.
Not to mention the school is broke. How many coaches can they afford to pay at once? Have they even finished paying Sumlin off?
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21 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:
Helobious will be crushed.
Why? He doesn’t have a Hispanic name.
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3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:
I mean, didn't UT hire VY for a similar role? Just sayin'
Vince Young won us a national championship and is akin to the Minister of Culture. He was the ultimate team player and leader while on campus
Johnny Manziel won them NOTHING and is more like a Minister of Cocaine. When at Texas A&M, he was very open about not going to class and was being paid while playing there, violating NCAA rules. He seems like a fun guy, but is a complete clown who has only ever looked out for himself.
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13 hours ago, Chili dog said:
Let’s just say I have a mother in law and brother in law whose misery I enjoy almost as much as I enjoy their daughter/sister’s happiness.
Sounds pretty Oklahoma. 🤣
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On 6/24/2025 at 1:34 PM, Chili dog said:
May those shit bags’ deepest aspirations soon be to win a single conference game. May they long to achieve the national status of Mississippi State and Vanderbilt. May they become the laughing stock of the entire country. Let it be so!
If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you married into a Sooner family. 😆
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3 hours ago, Chili dog said:
On to plan B
As in abortion pill? For Ketch?
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4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:
After all these years, you’d think they would have figured out they would be much better off if America didn’t notice them. Noticing them was the genesis of Aggie jokes. And the roller coaster.
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7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:
That's what Lake Bryan can do to your skin.
Meat sweats.
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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:
I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I am saying it is likely quite difficult to find photos where Matt Rhule’s mouth isn’t open. Allegedly, he has a case chronic halitosis that rivals that of a goat-eating bridge troll. He’s got to be rough to work with closely. I assume his assistants receive combat pay for sticking around.
I can neither confirm nor deny. I’ll just say that rumor has it they schedule recruiting activities so that the wind is blowing past hog farms before it reaches campus in order to mask Rhule’s breath. Doesn’t sound like a positive.
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On 6/12/2025 at 2:18 PM, SydneyCarton said:
Here's how I know the one guy talking about donors is full of shit, or fucking dumb as a sack of hammers. Most likely both. Due to the fact I have seats in the SEZ, which I fucking SPLIT with another poster here, I am ranked in the...lets see here...low 1,000's of the almost 53,000 alums that have loyalty points at the University of Texas. Now, never mind that my overall total contribution probably isn't even a speck of shit on an elephant's ass for the guys that are 500 or above.
But I bet in that rube's eyes, that would qualify me as a Big Donor. And you know who's never had any kind of "personalized" reach out from the AD about giving to Texas One Fund, or anything else? Me. No one's ever reached out to me "personally" to solicit shit from me.
That fucking idiot thinks that someone who got a generic email from the AD or One Fund is being "reached out to personally"Yeah but Texas gets as much out of your donations as A&M does out of their #50, once the Billy Liucci tax is imposed.
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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:
Fuck Brett Yormark.
That bitch has the taste of our ass permanently in his mouth. Hope his third rate conference folds.
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2 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:
Why do you think Plonsky had to spend that money reupholstering her couch??
I was just wondering if Plonsky was also banging Connie Clark. Not that I want that visual in my head.
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5 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:
Ol' boy is ROASTING their ballsacks.
Big 12-0 is a legendary rivalries poster. He has clowned on the ags since Wes Welker was burning their asses and the pirates were swinging their swords. He predates Gap Kid.
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9 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:
It's a valid point. She looked flat-footed, and probably a little out of her normal position too.
She got caught farting around.
Playing grab-ass
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Posted · Edited by Tex Pete
Not even. Kevin Sumlin suggested it will be “the Louisiana Tech game.” Elko agreed.