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Tex Pete

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  1. 31 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

    Since it happened in College Station can’t help but think this is an Aggy trying to turn their car into a Titan class submersible…wonder if the knockoff Xbox controller they were driving with is what did them in…

     

    Bitch was all good. She put on her Bad Idea Jeans this morning.

     

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  2. 44 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

    Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

     

    Saban's daughter is Lady Elaine Fairchild?

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  3. 3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

     

    I guess they wanted to make sure everyone remembers that they’re our little brother. 

    Saw ‘em off gear will go back to a top seller for them. If they’re smart, they’ll start selling t.u. gear, too. 

  4. 8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

    Who was it that had the story on Liucci getting his face rearranged, and please recap it...??

    I don’t know about the story,  but he’s definitely had his face rearranged. 
     

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    We can say his face is now wop-sided. 

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  5. On 4/23/2024 at 11:05 AM, Tex Pete said:

    Not fair. I have made quite a few bonfire jokes over there.

    And like the bonfire in 1999, their #1 recruiting class collapsed before ignition.

    Come to think of it, this game was the in-field embodiment of the bonfire collapse. 
     

    They got it built really high. They were all gathered ‘round, stroking it into the jizz jar. The yell leaders were passing the jar around and taking some big pulls off of it. The logs had been sprayed with diesel, and then… the logs crushed every single one of them. 
     

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