Everything posted by GhostOfTomJoad
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
You're goddamn right/BB gif goes here.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
UPDATE: package has been found! I happened to get to the mailbox while the postal lady was there putting in today's mail. I explained the situation, she explained she was out yesterday & someone else was covering her route. She started looking in the parcel boxes and found it in the 2nd one she tried. It was good to give her credit & appreciation for saving the day during a time of year when they're under constant stress and harassment. But I am still an insensitive prick because I wrapped them all up & put under the tree so she's gonna have to wait 2 more days.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Do you know how much Dulcolax AB could buy with a half mil?
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Remember a few years ago when the Bidens were sweetly taking phone calls with young kids at Christmas time, wishing them good cheer & asking them what they wanted from Santa and some dipshit MAGA dad snuck in a Let's Go Brandon? Please, oh please 8lb baby Jesus let dotard try making similar calls this year & have some parent ask him why he raped all of those young girls.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Guilty. But I thought insensitivity was a badge of honor on Surly?
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
UltraDisc One Step vinyls of a couple of her favorite albums which shall go unnamed lest this thread breakdown into an insufferable mess like most of the threads in the Music forum.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
And the update is that I received the USPS notification that the package was delivered at 11:36AM today. I went to the mailbox (cluster boxes in our 'hood) and there was no key for the parcel box which the package would have to be placed in (at least I would hope they wouldn't try to bend 3 Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab LPs and squeeze into a a standard mail slot). So I immediately went to the USPS website & submitted the tracking # and details only to be bounced to the page saying "our records show your item was scanned. Check with a household member & wait 24 hours to submit a claim." So I'm stuck hoping that they put the key for the parcel box in someone else's mailbox and that they'll do the right thing and drop it on our doorstep. On the bright side, MoFi did insure it so I'll eventually get the albums or money back.
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RIP Chris Rea
Same here. And 'Road to Hell' will always bring me to a specific time/place in the early '90s in Austin. I'm assuming a lot of cigarettes between those albums to roughen up his voice, but I never expected him to be behind such a '70s mellow pop breakup song like "Fool."
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Wasn't an option for this gift. They have no distribution channels and ship direct to the customer.
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Trump’s America
Thanks Joe Biden! Or is it Obama? Who do I blame for the affordability hoax when my 2 rib roast put me back a c-note?
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NFL Week 16
Jonathan Allen just about killed the Giants RB
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Today's my wife's birthday. Her gift that I ordered a month ago still hasn't arrived due to some idiot messing up our shipping address putting the whole thing on hold (I discovered & reported their mistake, they upgraded our shipping from bedoiuns on camels to hippies hitchhiking on a vision quest). Ive apolozed profusely & even offered that she could choose any one of the xmas gifts already under our tree as a replacement, but she suffered that too many times as a kid. Fuck. She's being understanding about the situation but I feel like an inattentive husband.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Mike! Is he still killing at the sanitation department?
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Is that a still from a scene Kubrick cut from 2001?
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Trump’s America
Oh he's just getting started with this shit. The Trump Liberty Bell will probably get a fresh new gold paint job. And I have no doubt there's a 3-D printed Statue of MAGA featuring Trump he intends to erect in New York Harbor.
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Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
I am resigned to the fact that I will be mowing/pulling weeds next week. Fuck that noise.
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Maga Xmas ideas?
That's pretty fucking great. My maga aggy (maggy?) BIL is gonna rage when I execute this.
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What impact will Trump have on the 2026 World Cup?
I hope they're packed in Mexico and Canada & this towns in the US
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Trump’s America
So where did I miss the announcement that Congress approved a $2.5 billion dollar bonus to active duty military this week? That's how things work, right? The POTUS can't just say "give these people over here a couple grand" and voila...checks are cut.
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Trump’s America
Just wait until he claims that Lincoln and Washington both wished they could be as loved and successful as DJT.
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Trump’s America
He's only getting started with his pettiness. This will seem quaint before the 250th celebration next July.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
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