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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. As if this year wasn't shitty enough already. C'mon, Dolly. We need ya.
  2. More than the number who stroke out raking the fall leaves.
  3. Why he was trying to bulldoze on a 3rd and 9. Vikes released Desmond Ridder, the #3 QB, on Fri. The shitshow continues. Oh wait. Max Brosmer is the #3 now. Lulz.
  4. It went about as expected. A shitty drive (I hadn't been in NW SA in over 10 years; that 1604/I-10 interchange is a mess), 2 hours of watching awkward family conversations over lunch at Alamo Cafe, wrapped up by listening to the first half of a shitty game on the way home. Wasted Saturday.
  5. We've gotta do an out & back to San Antonio for lunch today w/ Mrs GOTJ's family. 5 hours of driving for a crappy meal when most of the attendees don't like each other. The worst part is we've got a legitimate out but my wife refuses to take it. Which means on the 2.5 hour drive home when I'll be trying to listen to the first half of the game, I'm going to have to hear her bitch about what an awful time it was & how we really could have used the time to get our house prepped before the contractors start the guest bath reno next week. I'm screwed six ways to Sunday.
  6. The second they can make a soy-based self tanner spray in the same orange julius color that dotard prefers is the second this "crisis" is over. The MAGAts will be showering in that shit as their patriotic duty.
  7. The "they don't like aid" schtick is just a bit much. They repeatedly vote for it. They don't consider it welfare, they consider it their right as farmers to be protected from uncertainty & bailed out from stupidity. It ain't socialism when it benefits R voters.
  8. And as I'm sitting in a local pub right now that was quiet & still, You Can't Always Get What You Want began playing. That's the perfect song for today
  9. There is no way all of this macho posturing by Hegseth (and Miller) will end in anything less than a military invasion that involves boots on the ground in another country. As much as dotard would be satisfied with having them gun down US civilians here in America, the Secretary of War's micropeen won't get hard until we bomb the shit out of some poor brown people halfway across the world. They're going to stage a made for HDTV special while turning some non-threat on the map into a grease spot.
  10. Man, I just read the Springsteen interview for the Time magazine cover and everything you typed just rang through with what Bruce said about arguably the song he's most known for. Except it wasn't our country that betrayed us, it was a majority of the voting populace. And they're fucking thrilled with what they've unleashed because they love the pain they are inflicting on people who are different from them.
  11. And he got divorced AFTER he made TPOTC. His ex got $400mm. In 2006. Shit, he's gonna make 2 billion. Elon and the rest of the oligarchs will make sure this is the biggest box office take of all time.
  12. Hey, if you were forced to have weekly discussions with your dad about your online porn consumption wouldn't you be a little stressed?
  13. Dude, that movie made Gibson richer than god. And that was decades before MAGA. He's gonna get non-stop free promotion from fox, oan, newsmax, etc. Plus dotard will likely require all school aged children to see it. The GQP will buy out theaters in advance for weeks. It's going to make a billion dollars.
  14. All teams have agreed to this for almost 50 fucking years. It's almost never been utilized, and it's NEVER had an impact on the overall result. Be a bitch if you want to. Have it removed. It won't make one bit of difference.
  15. Trump's America on full display.
  16. He's Norwegian you dipshit.
  17. Because they interview EVERY player once they've won their match to put a point on the board.
  18. Bryson gonna give Fitzpatrick the read.
  19. JT pulls through on Sunday! And after all of the putts he's missed all over the yard, that's gotta feel great.
  20. Holy shit, Fitz with the semi-horseshoe.
  21. Quiet assassin, Cam Young. Well done!
  22. Shade being thrown by the Dane Hogaard. Wow.
  23. That was a Baker special.
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