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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. CT's seem to be the status symbol du jour of the MILFs shopping at the Domain these days.
  2. I'm expecting to see a slew of Blood and Soil American decals on the rear windows of micro peen jacked up trucks by Memorial Day.
  3. Doing what a catch does best on a rainy day: Breaking in our new daybed in the guest room.
  4. Wait...is he saying that every movie produced in the US needs to be 100% filmed in the US or be hit with a tariff? So if the plot has the characters traveling to London or Paris or Barcelona, they can't film there without paying a fine?
  5. So how much ag shit was Old Army sporting? I'm gonna guess aTm hat, 12th man golf towel, and Reveille driver head cover at a minimum. Tell me that you or @SydneyCarton at least once got in an "ooh, that looked like 4th and 1 last November" when the dude left a putt short.
  6. Rumbling and spitting a bit here in 78613. My zoysia sod that was put down on Tuesday is begging for every drop. C'mon, Mother Nature. Be a squirter tonight.
  7. Yeah, but think of the time & money people will spend buying 2 dolls instead of 30? And as a bonus, the parents won't be up all night having to wrap those extravagant gifts! See how much better life under Dotard's rule is for all?
  8. That tracks, MO. I know a t-shirt aggy at a neighborhood watering hole. Nice guy. Salt of the earth. Got his GED then enlisted in the army for a 4 year stint. He'll say stuff like "I could never be a fan of a team whose fans throw water bottles on the field during a game." When anyone points out any of the classless shit aggy fans have done over the years, it falls on deaf ears.
  9. I'm shocked he didn't go for badge # 80085.
  10. This too. Did the Blu Ray player work before & has just recently stopped working? Are you getting any image or signal message on your TV when you try to use it?
  11. Start with the basics that hopefully the kids or wife can manage: Make sure the HDMI cable is plugged completely in on both devices (it's a lousy design & they do come loose). Make sure your TV is set to the correct input. Probably better than a 99% chance it's one or the other.
  12. Met up yesterday w/ my buddy who's trying to sell his home in Westlake so he & his wife can settle permanently in the PNW. The tariffs have fucked him twice w/ buyer's backing out during the option period due to the market volatility.
  13. Had one too many Leinenkugels!
  14. Lulz. I'm sure he was paid to attend the draft party & probably had memorabilia signing set up for the weekend. Instead he's gonna spend all that money in lawyer fees.
  15. Tonight I feel so weak But all in love is fair I turn the other cheek But I feel the slap and the sting of the foul night air
  16. Yup. When my aggy BIL who's gota Hillary for Prison sign proudly hanging in his garage, tried to engage me about the general election I told him I wasn't interested. He just kept plodding forward with "both candidates are despicable human beings (wrong gif goes here), but if Kah-MAH-LA is elected, our international diplomacy will suffer immeasurable damage." I text him once every few weeks with the blunder du jour (Canada, EU, trade war,Hegseth) and just ask "how's that diplomacy working out?" He never responds.
  17. But they can never admit it. Just like their orange god, there's no place in their worlds to admit they were wrong, made a mistake, were duped, etc.
  18. https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html Plastic Fantastic Kristi's purse was snatched. She was lugging around $3K in cash. That's a shame gif goes here.
  19. 15 years ago I was 6'1 and 202 lbs. I told my wife I was a fat fucking slob & came up with a plan to make better choices and lose at least 20 lbs. I became enraptured by my success and lost 40. I was down to my high school weight. I thought I looked great. My wife gave me a healthy dose of reality Since then, I've found my best weight to be simple: 2nd digit should be a 7. Good luck to everyone on the journey. But if you think your obesity is out of your own control, you're gonna have a longer trail. Years ago, I said on this thread or a similar one that there's nothing easier to do than lose weight. I still stand by it. Eat less. Exercise more. Follow a supervised plan & you will get the desired results.
  20. Y'all can thank me for this rain. Landscapers are scheduled to begin our backyard renovation on Monday. Looks like this week's forecast ain't gonna cooperate.
  21. Man, Baylor beer thief chick's gotta be in her 40s now, right? Now THAT'S a story that deserves a 30 for 30 and where is she now treatment.
  22. Yep. If there's one thing ztejas is an expert on it's personal accountability & meeting clearly defined expectations.
  23. Gonna testify to some of the lesser known lyricists. Brother's runnin' powder money/Daddy's somewhere on a drunk/In the hours after washing/I do my dreamin' with a gun Miss Christina drives a 9-4-4/Satisfaction ooozes from her pores/She keeps rings on her fingers/Marble on her floors/Cocaine in her dresser/Bars on her doors
  24. Yeah, I've worn several of their styles over the past 5-6 years. They're solid.
  25. I stopped editing a GWP .pdf to read this?
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