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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. So who will they choose as the Nicklaus Jacklin award recipient? Does JT earn it by spending half his time trying to quiet the American crowds to no avail? Of course the other half of the time he's trying to hype them up when his partner's nailed a putt to bail their ass out. Maybe they give it to Rory simply for having to put up with the disgraceful actions of the American "fans" all weekend long. After reading the article from Golf Digest that @4th&Five linked not only does he deserve it, but if he took his driver upside the skull of one of those assholes I'd raise a pint glass to him. Or here's a thought: once Europe earns 2.5 points to get them to 14--which they could do by the 4th match--Luke Donald could instruct his team to concede every remaining match. Europe retains the Cup at 14 - 14 1/2, the Americans have to eat a plate of shit knowing that they were gifted twice the points they earned to prevent an ass whipping for the record books, and Luke gets the sportsmanship award.
  2. Hovland last is smart. He'll likely just scratch if his neck is that bad & they won't need his point anyway.
  3. Rory doesn't take the bait when asked if the crowd went too far. Smart. Now when they boat race the US tomorrow he should blow kisses and raise his champagne bottles to them.
  4. Cantlay with the anti-Rose move.
  5. Now Bryson's gonna try & talk shit to the Euros?
  6. And JT with the horseshoe on the tying putt.
  7. Why can't we find one Fleetwood for this team?
  8. At least Burns got it past the hole.
  9. JT playing like ass. Damn near double hit that chip.
  10. Fleetwood. Fuckin' A, man. And Scottie hits the damn stick 🤬
  11. And Fleetwood gagged the even shorter putt!
  12. Justin Rose walking in the putt from 5' out. Just dragging his nuts all over the green.
  13. Good lord, Bryson. What a horseshit stab.
  14. This crowd is fucking embarrassing.
  15. Young's wasting some damn fine approach shots already.
  16. Hearing 'Freebird' blaring from the speakers on the 1st tee while the first group is putting perfectly sums up the white trashification of this RC.
  17. Scottie and Bryson with their arms on each other's shoulder at the introduction followed by the awkward fist pumps...now THAT'S what Keegan's brought to the table!
  18. The mic picked up some dipshit yelling "Lowry you're fat" just as he hit his 2nd shot on one. Odds are that "fan" weighs under 220?
  19. I think the Americans just need a really well done choreographed cheer on the first tee box to get them going!
  20. Yep. My wife flipped on the TV this morning, saw the Ryder Cup was on and that European team is once again waxing America's ass and let out a "fuck yeah, go Europe."
  21. Lol. BDC doing the lean when his putt was 2 balls outside of the hole on the left.
  22. Well, it's gold so he'll just throw it up on the mantle with all of the other gilded shit from Michael's he keeps stuffing into the Oval Office.
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