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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. I like this team. Looking forward to a great season. Typed from my chill space on the back patio. It's all good.
  2. The answer is always Nothing But Trouble.
  3. At some point hiring a Field Goal coach for $250k a year to simply tell Sark "take the 3 points " is going to happen. It shouldn't have to come to that, but math is apparently very hard.
  4. Saban just dropping a "shit outta luck" early. Hope it's a sign for a saucy, irreverent show to come.
  5. Here we go!! LC's last stand.
  6. From the HEB parking lot getting my curbside groceries before the game. TEXAS!
  7. Baylor D is ass, dude.
  8. VP Tommy Tuberville. Couch Fucker knows how important it is to not be outshined by #2.
  9. LOL at any of you who really believe that Trump's passing (hello, FBI) improves our situation. He opened the fucking floodgates, and the MAGATs are forming lines from Longview to Morgantown to register as America First dumb fucks in every level of election. I can't even imagine what a state funeral for dotard will look like. I'm expecting nothing less than every government building being required to be gilded in gold in his honor. The cretins in congress and the senate will crawl over one another to name airports, buildings, roads...hell, fucking CITIES after Trump. It's OVER. Democracy LOST. There are no sensible, grounded "conservatives" or GOP members who want to guide us back to normalcy. The Dems clutched their pearls and brought a Subway sandwich to a gunfight. The oligarchs behind the GQP have everything they need to perpetuate their vision. I hope George W Bush rots in hell for not having the balls to use what was left of his voice in 2016 or 2024 to call the old guard Republicans back home & open the eyes to ten or fifteen percent who might have been persuadable. We're fucked.
  10. Given what's unfolding this morning, I amend my earlier remark to state that if we make it through SEPTEMBER it will be a significant accomplishment. Trump to send through National Guard to the Twin Cities in 3...2...1.
  11. The McDonald's and Russian lapel pins are a nice touch.
  12. Agree with this 100%. Maybe it was due to the focus of the topic being one album vs an entire career, but Deliver Me From Nowhere is just so much tighter than his TP biography.
  13. "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!" shouted from the guy who has escaped punishment for decades of immoral and illegal activities is quite the flex.
  14. Almost can't wait to hear the ESPN heads on Unsportsmanlike come Monday. After Sanders' first game they were all anointing him as starter, ridiculing all of the teams that passed on him, etc.
  15. I'd almost forgotten how much Tim Brando's voice annoys the fuck outta me.
  16. Maxwell added "not only was he perfectly behaved, he was dashingly handsome, virile, and exudes a magnetic charm that women find irresistible. He's the perfect male package." I mean, if she's gonna carry his water to gain favors then go the whole way, bitch.
  17. He's just throwing gasoline on the fire at this point.
  18. Omar "oh indeed" goes here. As much as my aggy BIL hated losing to Texas, nothing got him more worked up than Leach dragging his nuts across the 12th Man's face.
  19. The outfit says she's down for the dirty, but the look on her face says she questions your choice of the 10W-40 when you live in a climate where 5W-30 is clearly the better fit for your driving conditions.
  20. So why did 3 or 4 of the suspects all tell the police in their interviews that the first they heard about the murders was when they stopped at a gas station on the way to San Antonio where Springsteen thought he was going to hookup w/ another girl? Why would anyone think a bunch of juvenile delinquents joyriding in a stolen car on a booty call hunt are going to stop to buy a newspaper?
  21. Someone should ask how US military deployed overseas are supposed to vote w/o mail in ballots.
  22. That 30 second "fight" was the most cardio either of those fat fucks experienced in at least 5 years. Surprised they both didn't stroke out from exertion.
  23. I didn't think to do this, but my friend told me how he watched coverage of the summit yesterday on YTTV and it was brilliant. He used multi-view and saw the coverage simultaneously by MSNBC, CNN, Fox, etc. He was watching live and seeing essentially the same feed from all 4, until the moment Putin got into the Beast. Only Fox cut away so as not to show Putin getting a ride in the presidential limo. The other 3 channels covered the whole thing.
  24. Got my vasectomy from Dr Chopp in '05.
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