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Horndog

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  1. I agree. He is reading from a quote and the word he comes upon is "fortuity", not "fortune." (Context clues and all.) But there is a difference between a verbal stumble and ignorance. He clearly does not know the word or how to pronounce it. When he gets to the word he pauses, does a brief mental inventory of his limited vocabulary, and comes out with "fortooty" because the word he is seeing on paper looks a bit like "fruit" and that is a word he knows and can pronounce.
  2. Heard about 5 minutes of the press conference today. He said something about Mike Pence, and I swear it sounded like "my pants."
  3. He's just confused. He was once the Michelin Man of the Year.
  4. Must have been a Johnny Cash convention in town.
  5. https://www.csoonline.com/article/2130877/the-biggest-data-breaches-of-the-21st-century.html
  6. This is where Bloomberg's money could help.
  7. I think I've figured "covfefe" out. The word sprang from the Dotard's subconscious mind after he had Dickensian glimpse of the future. It's short for "Covid. Fuck everything. Fuck everybody. "
  8. Wait a minute! So all those stupid jokes about Tiger Woods' parentage were about a Black thigh affair?
  9. "Manifest brain damage in 55% COVID-19 patients" Dammit - so if I get the COVID I might become a Republican?
  10. Yep, when schools reopen, and then recluse, there will be some 'splainin to do.
  11. Death penalty! Or maybe a pardon?
  12. "Trump’s recent withdrawal from the airwaves in Michigan came as his campaign shifted advertising dollars to other battlegrounds like Iowa." Battlegrounds like Iowa? 2020 is a different ballgame.
  13. There must have been some demon semen from a spirit lover involved somewhere.
  14. Landlords still have repair obligations even if the tenant is not paying rent. Lots of A/C issues during a Texas summer, just as an example. And ongoing wear and tear, damage to property etc. Sometimes a vacant property is less expensive to a landlord than one occupied by a non-paying tenant.
  15. Too busy working on president stuff to do the "opening pitch", but plenty of time for a few rounds of golf with Lady G or Brett Favre. Okay.
  16. The Donner Expedition rides again?
  17. If there is one thing we have learned the last three and a half years, it is that rules do not matter.
  18. https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/17/politics/ruth-bader-ginsburg-cancer-chemotherapy/index.html Being treated for liver cancer. Not good.
  19. From NCAA President Mark Emmert: "When we made the extremely difficult decision to cancel last spring's championships, it was because there was simply no way to conduct them safely," Emmert said in a statement. "This document lays out the advice of health care professionals as to how to resume college sports if we can achieve an environment where COVID-19 rates are manageable. Today, sadly, the data point in the wrong direction. If there is to be college sports in the fall, we need to get a much better handle on the pandemic." https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/29475847/ncaa-issues-extended-guidelines-help-navigate-return-fall-sports-coronavirus-pandemic SEC Country is Trump Country. If there is no college football this fall, I can see a lot of Trump apathy among a large part of his base.
  20. We certainly have more than our share of hicks.
  21. Karen Clounch looks dreamy.
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