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TexArcher

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  1. Okay, so my only interest in this would be Dynasty Mode.

    I enjoyed last year's game for a couple of months, but after 3 seasons I gave up on it.  Defense was too frustrating and the scripted comebacks by the AI were just too predictable.  I could take a huge halftime lead, and even a mediocre team would rally to put up 250 and 24 points in the second half, and it's not as if I switched to a prevent D like a Manny Diaz moran. 

    Defense in general felt kinda helpless last year.  I used to be good at mixing up blitzes and coverages, user picks, etc, and I felt like all of that was gone.  You had to beat everybody 45-31.  And I get that college football is more offensive now, but still.  I did enjoy the game, but once the newness wears off and the games feel that scripted, what's the point?

    So...  With all of that said...  Should I pick the new one up?  Is it better enough?

     

     

  2. 59 minutes ago, markstanco said:


    Why? Their hero has given us so much hilarity over the last decade.

    Yeah, but laughing at him and disliking him aren't mutually exclusive.

    He seems like a piece-of-shit-douche-rocket-dumbass-loser-turd, and I hope he sees this.

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  3. So, when the singularity occurs, the AI whose intelligence surpasses ours will be a racist Nazi built by an insane, drug-addicted South African.

    And that AI will immediately have an army of at least 10 million completely mind-controlled Americans who already have their own assault rifles and other tactical gear.

    Cool.  This timeline is so, so cool.

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  4. 3 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


    I think so. He also said prayers stopped the water from rising more.

    Well, I prayed for him to audibly shit himself while he was on camera and that didn't happen.  So, there's a small chance that prayer may not be reliable.

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  5. Spoiler alert: there were not 90 deals in 90 days because Donald Trump said there would be.

    If he said the sun would rise tomorrow, it is a certainty that for the first time in the history of this planet it would not.

     

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  6. 41 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

    Point of order, most Republicans in fact do not listen to Jesus.  At all.

     

    If Jesus ever does come back, they're gonna deport his brown MS-13 ass.

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  7. 59 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

    If you're lowlying, beware floods. If you're not lowlying, beware mudslides. When it ain't raining, beware wildfires.

    Don't forget doughts.

    We get no water at all, or we get life-threatening water.

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  8. 3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    OK, now I know this is an historic event.  My wife just started cranking SRV "Texas Flood".  I wasn't sure she even knew who he was.

    Really should have made sure of that before proposing, but glad it worked out.

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