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TexArcher

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  1. Well, I prayed for him to audibly shit himself while he was on camera and that didn't happen. So, there's a small chance that prayer may not be reliable.
  2. Friendly reminder that these are the people who want gay marriages between consenting adults to be against the law.
  3. Man, I can't wait to see Chelsea back in the Champions League where they belong.
  4. I didn't know JCVD was such a pipe layer.
  5. Spoiler alert: there were not 90 deals in 90 days because Donald Trump said there would be. If he said the sun would rise tomorrow, it is a certainty that for the first time in the history of this planet it would not.
  6. I googled this to make sure it's real, and of course it is. What's the matter, scarecrow, been too long since anyone gave a shit what you had to say?
  7. Donald Trump accusing someone of going off the rails is like Bob Stoops accusing someone of being an asshole.
  8. Flash flood warning for a big part of Travis and Williamson supposed to expire at 6:00, but Doppler looks like there's a lot more rain still to come. Is Leander going to re-flood?
  9. I want to roll him into an active volcano.
  10. If Jesus ever does come back, they're gonna deport his brown MS-13 ass.
  11. The people complaining about this being politicized are legitimately stupid. Try to understand this: the funding for disaster response in this country was recently slashed, for political reasons, and now we have a major disaster. No one is adding politics to the discussion. You want to remove politics from the discussion, and you can't, because politics is an integral part of the whole sad story.
  12. Don't forget doughts. We get no water at all, or we get life-threatening water.
  13. Really should have made sure of that before proposing, but glad it worked out.
  14. Lavendera telling the story of a father walking the banks of the Guadalupe calling his daughter's name. Lost contact with her last night. God dammit, man.
  15. Pouring again in Cedar Park. Fuck.
  16. It just keeps raining and raining. God dammit.
  17. And that's when the internet jumped the shark. All downhill from here.
  18. LOLDODGERS
  19. Damned shame. RIP to Diogo and his brother.
  20. Once it surpasses the Great Recession. Ya know, a lot of people are saying this is the greatest recession of all time...
  21. 1994 - 2013 Been sober ever since.
  22. That's an interesting last name you have, Savanah. Is that Iroquois? Cherokee, maybe?
  23. Next up, Gorilla Gitmo, where Muslim terrorists hiding in American convenience stores and cubicles are forced to fistfight live gorillas. And you can watch all the action on TrumpTube.com, debuting Aug 1st for the low introductory rate of $0.99 for your first month!! *
  24. You know, a lot of people would say it's the best alligator run of all time. I don't know, but that's what they're saying.
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