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TexArcher

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  1. Exactly, and that's why this one hurts so much. You never know what's going on in somebody's head. He's a long way from home, and maybe he's got a chance to go play with a family member somewhere. But we should just about never lose a starter to the portal. Shit.
  2. Exactly. He's not just dancing on an enemy's grave with those remarks. They're a warning to others. Go against me and someone will sort you out. He probably thinks it was some sort of karma, like the universe will not allow him to be opposed. POTUS is not a well man.
  3. 100% this. She didn't wake up one day and realize the error of her ways and become a good guy. This isn't wrestling. She's just saying whatever she thinks the room wants to hear.
  4. This one pisses me all the way off. God dammit.
  5. TexArcher

    Cart Narcs

    True, but this attention whore cart narc also needs his ass whipped.
  6. Were the men white WASP-y New England guys in boat shoes and pink polos? Because that's totally legal and totally cool.
  7. This game ain't over yet, tho.
  8. Yeah, this one is even farther from being a touchdown, and it's pretty clear, but that Vandy bullshit was at a perfect angle, lined up on the goal line, from just a few feet away. The only way you give Vandy that conversion is if you just want to.
  9. Sucks for him. I wouldn't say I'm a fan of his, but the guy is fun to watch. Big loss for the league.
  10. Oh, is he not guaranteed next year? Then yeah, bye, Felicia.
  11. And by starfish, you mean an asshole, right?
  12. I'd still love to have a reason to cut Joe Mixon, or maybe trade him for literally anything. Fuck that guy forever.
  13. Another year without a shart. But I turn 50 in a few days. And my favorite foods are Thai and Indian. 2026 is gonna be my year. I know it.
  14. Most people are stupid. You could tell them that their groceries will cost $50 more per week in 2026, but they're gonna get a $1,500 stimulus check, and they'd gladly agree. Also, the check will be because Trump and the GOP care about working people, and the higher grocery prices will be Biden's fault.
  15. Nice throw. Now run the ball and the clock. Let me finish off this bag of peppermint bark in peace.
  16. And others are done in 12 seconds...
  17. Fat lady warming up
  18. Come on, defense, don't let these guys back into this thing.
  19. Wait, is somebody gonna waste a draft pick on this guy, seriously? He's a smaller Johnny Manziel with an even worse attitude.
  20. Thank you for your attention to this matter, Mr. Shitident.
  21. Cool, welcome to Dirty Pocket. I play rhythm guitar and piano. Let's go get some pussy.
  22. I'm gonna go ahead and claim "Dirty Pocket" as a band name. Any bass players here?
  23. This is insanity.
  24. We had two all-SEC linemen, and the other three were so bad that we couldn't even crack 4 ypc the whole year or give our quarterback more than 2 seconds until we already had 2 losses.
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