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TexArcher

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  1. The worst fucking people ever.... HHS cuts millions in grants to the American Academy of Pediatrics in retaliation for them suing over RFK's vaccine policy. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/hhs-cuts-millions-grants-american-academy-pediatrics-rcna249769
  2. Get a card that says "Merry Christmas" and Whiteout over it, then write "Happy Holidays." He will 100% scrape off the Whiteout to see if you actually did what he thinks you did.
  3. To be fair, you don't have $60,000 worth of plastic surgery to let a piece of good art distract from what a fine piece of no-sex-til-marriage ass you are now.
  4. There is a non-zero chance that he's trying to invade Cuba and he pointed to the wrong place on a map.
  5. It is very clear that they're looking forward to a time when there is no one to tell "the other side" of history.
  6. I disagree with Klatt on this take, but he can be wrong once every several years and still be one of the very best talking heads out there.
  7. Pretty sure the oak trees on campus are younger than Kristi Noem.
  8. I really hope you're right. But I've lost all faith in this electorate. Once they started winning Latinos and Gen Z, I lost hope. A lot of those folks need to be flipped or we're in for a bleak generation.
  9. Sure, but none of that makes Vance "unelectable." Yes, Trump has charisma that Vance lacks. But a lot of people really didn't like a lot of the things Trump said -- about immigrants, about women, etc. They bit their tongues and voted for him because he got the things they wanted done, and to a large degree because they are so conditioned by their families, pastors, etc, that they could never not vote for the R. But part of them really didn't like doing it. Those same people will vote for Vance much more easily. I posted a sarcastic response because we're sitting here with a POTUS who's been accused of rape about 20 times, charged with felonies almost 100 times, convicted of some of them, been caught lying literally thousands of times, etc, but JD Vance is unelectable? And if we're honest about it, the Fox News, Joe Rogan, etc machine can probably sell anybody to the horde at this point. You think Republicans aren't going to show up because JD Vance is boring? Nonsense. Plus, Trump will make it a lot easier on the Republicans by dying well before 2028. "They" will get to sell Vance as an incumbent, a continuation of the good times in a much more wholesome package. Plus, they're going to cheat. Unelectable?? Hell, it'll probably be a Dukakis or Mondale level ass whipping.
  10. Yeah, so this guy is more intelligent, more articulate, and a better human being than the POTUS...
  11. Don't threaten me with a good time!
  12. Venezuela had better scramble whatever fighters they have.
  13. So you believe that you do fuck couches?
  14. Mike Johnson is holding on Line 1, Stephen Miller on Line 2, Jim Jordan on Line 3, Ted Cruz on Line 4, Matt Gaetz on Line 5, and 314 other Republicans are getting a busy signal when they call in.....
  15. Exactly, and that's why this one hurts so much. You never know what's going on in somebody's head. He's a long way from home, and maybe he's got a chance to go play with a family member somewhere. But we should just about never lose a starter to the portal. Shit.
  16. Exactly. He's not just dancing on an enemy's grave with those remarks. They're a warning to others. Go against me and someone will sort you out. He probably thinks it was some sort of karma, like the universe will not allow him to be opposed. POTUS is not a well man.
  17. 100% this. She didn't wake up one day and realize the error of her ways and become a good guy. This isn't wrestling. She's just saying whatever she thinks the room wants to hear.
  18. This one pisses me all the way off. God dammit.
  19. TexArcher

    Cart Narcs

    True, but this attention whore cart narc also needs his ass whipped.
  20. Were the men white WASP-y New England guys in boat shoes and pink polos? Because that's totally legal and totally cool.
  21. This game ain't over yet, tho.
  22. Yeah, this one is even farther from being a touchdown, and it's pretty clear, but that Vandy bullshit was at a perfect angle, lined up on the goal line, from just a few feet away. The only way you give Vandy that conversion is if you just want to.
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