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TexArcher

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  1. And by starfish, you mean an asshole, right?
  2. I'd still love to have a reason to cut Joe Mixon, or maybe trade him for literally anything. Fuck that guy forever.
  3. Another year without a shart. But I turn 50 in a few days. And my favorite foods are Thai and Indian. 2026 is gonna be my year. I know it.
  4. Most people are stupid. You could tell them that their groceries will cost $50 more per week in 2026, but they're gonna get a $1,500 stimulus check, and they'd gladly agree. Also, the check will be because Trump and the GOP care about working people, and the higher grocery prices will be Biden's fault.
  5. Nice throw. Now run the ball and the clock. Let me finish off this bag of peppermint bark in peace.
  6. And others are done in 12 seconds...
  7. Fat lady warming up
  8. Come on, defense, don't let these guys back into this thing.
  9. Wait, is somebody gonna waste a draft pick on this guy, seriously? He's a smaller Johnny Manziel with an even worse attitude.
  10. Thank you for your attention to this matter, Mr. Shitident.
  11. Cool, welcome to Dirty Pocket. I play rhythm guitar and piano. Let's go get some pussy.
  12. I'm gonna go ahead and claim "Dirty Pocket" as a band name. Any bass players here?
  13. This is insanity.
  14. We had two all-SEC linemen, and the other three were so bad that we couldn't even crack 4 ypc the whole year or give our quarterback more than 2 seconds until we already had 2 losses.
  15. It's just a shame that our Christian Founding Fathers guaranteed the right of all Americans to own military-grade assault weapons that didn't exist yet and also had the foresight to make sure that the Constitution couldn't be changed no matter what. Otherwise we might have to do something about this. Fortunately, we can't, so we don't even have to think about it.
  16. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
  17. Also played Redfoot in The Usual Suspects. RIP.
  18. 1. It was. 2. Why would we be done on 12/13?
  19. Cole with a clinical finish on a peach of an assist. Then a glaring miss. Shit. Need all three points today.
  20. I mean, we were 3rd when I was in college in the late 90s. Or maybe 4th.
  21. It's ugly, but giys are fighting. They could've folded after those two threes and lost by 15.
  22. Welp. Shit.
  23. Can't have a big 2nd half comeback if you don't shit the bed in the first half.
  24. This is some dogshit trolling.
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