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Posts posted by TexArcher
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30 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:
I fucked
South Austin'syour mom.Yeah, she said you're hung like a gerbil and you had to look at naked men on your phone to get it up.
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Fuck Tech.
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13 hours ago, shadow_operative said:
this argument never fails to make me laugh.
yeah i know lots of guys who turned into Coach K after 28 years of not being able to hack it, fair point!
Soooo, we can't fire him because he had early success last year, and we can't fire him for this season's dumpster fire, because early results don't matter...
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9 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:
OP started this thread around 4am. You need a new coke dealer.
7 hours ago, nnm said:I was in the Istanbul airport. 10 hour layover in the middle of a 42-hour trip.
Doesn't mean you don't need a new coke dealer.
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This thread makes me want to go to the Disch, man.
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I look forward to many years of aggy never winning shit at this type of football, too.
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19 minutes ago, msbesq said:
Jay Smith would be an improvement.
Jay and Silent Bob would be an improvement.
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20 minutes ago, Reality Check said:
Seeing as we're playing two teams we've beaten (Baylor at home, Oklahoma on the road) in addition to a home game against an Oklahoma State team that's 12-15, 4-10 I'd be happy to take your cash.
And that's excluding Tuesday's game at a team that's 3-5 in its last eight including losses to UCF, Cincinnati and TCU.You know who else is 3-5 in their last 8...?
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6 hours ago, Reality Check said:
Even money says we get to 20 wins in the regular season. But people will still bitch when we lose to Houston in Kansas City and to UConn or Purdue in the Round of 32.
You think this team that is 6-8 in the conference is going to suddenly figure things out after 4 months of tripping over its own dicks way more often than not against anybody with a pulse, then win 3 out of its last 4, 3 of which are against better teams?
You're laying even money on that?
You're lucky I have an ethical problem with betting against my alma mater, or I'd make you my personal ATM.
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11 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:
This appears to be a relatively new term, at least to me. This lady acts like this stuff wasn't the basis of the Declaration of Independence. Am I a Christian Nationalist to believe there are natural rights not dependent on approval of the government?
Christianity absolutely was not the basis of the Declaration of Independence. Most of the Founders weren't even Christians, and they most certainly did not establish a Christian nation.
As for "Christian Nationalism," that's nothing more than a recruiting buzzword. The wealthy and powerful have used religion and patriotism to convince the poor and stupid to help them win elections and to serve as meat in their armies since the beginning of, well, religion and patriotism. This new-ish term is just a recruiting buzzword that sounds noble to the stupid. They can't just call it fascism, can they?
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Now I'm pissed off that I've never gotten one of these! I wanna play!
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19 minutes ago, Slacks said:
The thing is, they think I'm the other guy with my name...
Watch out for your rug, bud.
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13 hours ago, Pods said:
That is the tackiest cologne bottle ever, which is saying something.
And I'm pretty sure it's Old Spice in there for 10 times the normal price.
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4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:
What was the show she was on where the dad was an Al Bundy rip off that talked to a rabbit puppet?
Alf
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We should be so lucky to have Barack Obama and Chuck Schumer driving this country.
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I just read that those sneakers sold out within hours.
Yeah, this country deserves what's coming.
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20 minutes ago, 'stache said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! EAT SHIT YOU FAT CUNT!!!!!!!
And choke on it, and die, please.
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18 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:
If I were a billionaire in Midland the first thing I’d buy would be a one-way plane ticket out of Midland.
Seriously. If you can afford to live absolutely anywhere in the world, and you're in Midland, TX, you don't get to tell anybody shit about fuck.
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22 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:
Would have been 10x better with the MoC doing the voiceover. Sark just doesn't sound Texas.
*ducks*Your mother.
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10 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:Lulz. Guns rawr. I care tremendously more about taxes and the wanton waste on social programs than shooting some pigeons made of clay.
Fuck you and your taxes. And fuck you for resenting the fact that some of your taxes go to help the less fortunate. And fuck you some more for trying to minimize gun violence.
Anyone who doesn't care about this is a truly stupid and heartless person.
But they'll all be at church on Sunday, won't they?
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10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
800 cops, open carry is legal and nobody could stop 22 people from getting shot.
All it would've taken to stop this was a good guy with a gun.
Why won't Nikki Haley be the first female POTUS?
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I'd guess he goes for Noem. Haley is the most qualified, and the one that helps his chances the most, but it's a safe bet that Donald wants to fuck her the least, so she'll be out.
Yes, less than Vivek.