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Posts posted by Auto Driller
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I think it’s clear that his selection of bus travel was very intentional. Much less stringent screening than air travel. He probably used the same fake NJ drivers license that he used at the hostel. They may be able to track him to a specific outbound bus, but then what? Which stop did he get off on? How’s the security footage in Bumfuck, West Virginia?
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From Reddit r/circlejerknyc
QuoteNEW YORK — In a groundbreaking effort to optimize emergency services in light of the failures of such services on the early morning of December 4th, the New York Police Department announced Wednesday a new protocol requiring murders of lower-income residents to be reported through the city's 311 non-emergency line, reserving 911 for homicides of the financially secure.
"We're implementing a more efficient, market-based approach to murder response," explained NYPD Commissioner Thomas Romano. "Those reporting a murder will now be asked to provide the victim's most recent W-2 form, investment portfolio, or proof of yacht ownership before being connected to emergency dispatch."
The new system, dubbed "Net Worth Net Response," will route calls involving victims with annual incomes below $10,000,000 to the same hotline used to report potholes, noise complaints, and suspicious pigeons.
"Look, when someone worth millions is murdered, every second counts," said Deputy Commissioner Sarah Mitchell. "We can't have our emergency lines clogged with calls about people who don't even have a summer home in the Hamptons."
The department has issued guidelines for determining call routing, including a helpful flowchart asking questions like "Does the victim have a personal sommelier?" and "How many infinity pools are visible from the crime scene?"
Local advocacy groups have criticized the policy, but the NYPD maintains that lower-income murder victims will still receive a response "within 5-7 business days, excluding holidays and whenever the Knicks are playing at home."
To streamline the process further, the department plans to release a smartphone app allowing users to upload victims' bank statements directly.
At press time, the department was reportedly considering a premium "Platinum Plus" emergency response subscription service for residents of penthouses and anyone with "Baron," "Duke," or "Blockchain Developer" in their job title.
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Unless they get a hit on the DNA from the water bottles it seems possible that he may actually get away with it. Insane that someone could be so disciplined for 10 days in the most surveilled city in the world as to not show their face. I imagine he’ll be caught eventually, though. Usually people can’t keep their mouth shut even when it’s their freedom at stake.
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Get ready to hear about how Texas somehow did Cade Klubnik wrong and he’s out for revenge.
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Saban would have switched QB at halftime. Sark is too loyal to Quinn.
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We also had a punt blocked last week that could have cost us the game if not for a miraculous goal line stand by our defense. It’s clear that our special teams aren’t well coached. Time for a change.
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2 minutes ago, berlinerbaer said:
I wonder if there is any amount the Russians can offer the rebels to allow them to stay. If the new leadership truly is open to friendship with Israel, then they should be with Russia as well, for a price. Russia really needs those bases.
This makes sense but I think the challenge is that Russia has a pretty rough history with Islamists in their own country. If they cut a deal with the new Syrian government it’s only going to embolden the groups in the Caucasus. Either way, this is a problem that they definitely did not want to deal with.
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Do they attack the western coast now? I know the maps say that those cities are still under “Syrian government” control but I’m not sure that has any meaning at this point. Who is going to coordinate the defense? The wild card is Russia’s naval/air base in Latakia. I’m not an expert but I’m guessing you can’t pack up your stuff and leave in a few days, especially when the air space all around is you is unsafe. Could we actually see this fall as well?
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Iran, and to a lesser extent Russia, are looking pretty pathetic right now. The network of Iran-backed armed groups are being absolutely demolished - first by Israel and now by the Syrian rebels. The remaining fighters are probably going to look to cut a deal sooner rather than later. It will be interesting to see the ripple effects that this has on the region and globally.
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2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:
The defensive series in overtime was a little odd. There was no way Kirby was going to let Stockton throw into the end zone. Every play was a run or a throw at or behind the LOS and we stayed in two deep the entire set.
Lastly, here is their scoring play. The circled guy is Trey Moore. Really odd to see him lined up at LB. He was late to react and was sealed off on this play.
The second image makes it look like he should have been tackled for a loss. How did the DE and LB both whiff here? I see there’s a pulling guard, but still.
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2 minutes ago, B00M said:
False start on a FG. That shit is genuinely uniquely shitty.
The kick return to start the game… why?!
The opening kick return was infuriating. After playing the entire first game pinned against our goal line, the returners should have had it drilled into their head that they do NOT return any kick that they catch in the end zone.
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I guess Sark wasn’t convinced by Wisner running for 350 the last two games.
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Outside zone needs to be permanently banished from Sark’s play sheet against talented defenses.
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Sark will dial up some sideways action to recover momentum.
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Stop going sideways wtf
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Apparently we learned literally nothing from the first matchup.
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Assad family will probably fly out of Damascus in the next 24-48 hours with the plane loaded up with as much gold and antiquities as it can hold. Destination Moscow, of course. One thing that seems consistent in ME conflicts is that the fighting groups rarely have real “loyalty”; whenever the battlefield circumstances change, everyone wants to cut a deal with the winners. The Syrian army will abandon Assad as soon as it’s clear that he’s going to lose (AKA right now). The retribution will be brutal. Civil wars rarely have a pretty end.
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Clearly something went seriously wrong inside the program after Texas took them to the woodshed in the B12 championship game. What made a successful coach 20 years ago, or even 5 years ago, isn’t what makes a successful coach today. OSU would do best to cut the cord right now and search for diamond in the rough in the D2 / coordinator ranks. They also need to accept that their future is going to look a lot more like the 90s than the 2010s.
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8 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Russia isn’t saving them this time.
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4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:
Who would they replace him with?
I heard Belichick is looking.
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Life is tough without mean old Texas or OU to blame all your problems on.
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41 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:
the aggy
belief systemreligioncult requires pyle to have magical, supernatural powers which renders aggy invincible against the big evil liberal sipping burnt orange devilssaturday night was the aggy equivalent of a failed 2nd coming of jesus christ
But as with all cults, the failure of prophecy is nothing but further proof of the evil of our enemies. The only cure is for you to send me more money. The REAL rapture is next year.
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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:
That call was 100% in line with how they called it that year.
IIRC there was a “point of emphasis” in college officiating that year that any helmet to helmet contact against a receiver was an automatic personal foul. It was right around when the CTE lawsuit was filed against the NFL so the NCAA was really trying to crack down.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
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Ditching the gun is the most basic element of getting away with it. Like others have said, maybe he wanted to be caught?