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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. I don’t think that guy is starting.
  2. Listen dude, your dick needs to get just as hard for a 5 as it does for a 10. Otherwise, you’re only banging 10s… Wait, I just figured out why Surly posters only bang 10s.
  3. He needed to create some nervousness at Oregon so he could get paid closer to what Moore just received.
  4. Go back and count how many “can’t miss” receivers didn’t live up to the hype.
  5. Should have done that two weeks ago.
  6. For now, Heavy Fucking Bags?
  7. Look, I know the consensus on Surly is desperation, but I’m going to stick with hitting on attractive women. I like Texas football, but not that much.
  8. Weird, he’s not the typical coach on the field.
  9. Bo is a good recruiter when he has money to do the recruiting for him.
  10. “We can’t afford to enter the market of buying players. We miss the days of small bags of cash under the table.”
  11. What does this have to do with basketball?
  12. Listen, that’s not all my big words. I have one more.
  13. Did you put a monumental amount of effort into making this ridiculously stupid post or did it just naturally flow onto the screen?
  14. Now you’ve done it, asshole. Prepare for the secondary to be lit up all four games.
  15. Japanese restaurants would constantly turn this guy away.
  16. No surprise, offering yourself to siblings is customary in Oklahoma.
  17. This year’s draft has to be a real punch in the nuts.
  18. Your mom’s a fucking deep wide receiver.
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