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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. Sark, whispering into Pam Cummings ear: Who’s the bitch now?
  2. He might want to wait until he actually wins a title or something before saying something like this to anyone… Otherwise, he’s talking about himself.
  3. I met a girl from Michigan State who had a really tight end. That was years ago, doubt it’s tight anymore.
  4. They’re going to beat the snot out of LA-Monroe this weekend, right? Right???
  5. He was just giving him a lesson in blocking.
  6. Had it in Korea and concur on that. It's liquor that has a delayed punch...and it ain't pretty lol The women are pretty, though. You poor bastard. Username checks out.
  7. You know, one thing I liked about Sark’s demeanor during his on-field post game interview, was his ability to act like he’s been there before. I wish all of the fans also possessed that ability.
  8. Great, an old recruiting thread bump! He’s transferring, isn’t he?!?
  9. I was thinking maybe the snap was supposed to go through the QB’s legs and was botched. Who knows?
  10. The way Quinn pulled his hands up to his chest without the ball, I wondered if it was supposed to be snapped to the TE behind him or the RB. Who knows; it’s just nice to have so many lucky bounces go in our favor for once.
  11. Great heads up play by Hayden. These are the opportunities the dumb teams of the past didn’t capitalize on. If he doesn’t react, and the DL gets back across, no penalty.
  12. Hopefully, Sark only plays nice until it gets in the way of winning.
  13. Soft is coming up short in every big moment of the game. And this isn't some great Bama team. Soft is when you come up soft against your big soft women.
  14. I’m going to have sex with your wife, too!
  15. 3rd and 17 is not a good position for the Texas defense, evidently.
  16. Now we have people celebrating early. We never learn.
  17. Say again? The game isn’t a loss or a win until it’s over. You MFs would pull your pants down and bend over in prison, then cry rape.
  18. I wish you and all the other pussies on this board weren’t Texas “fans”.
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