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Sbbruin

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  1. 22 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

    Drugs are the last thing i would do if i had that kind of cash. 

    Especially with the prevalence of fentanyl.  I don’t know how you fuck around with most drugs these days with fentanyl everywhere.  Gone are the days when the only shit in your coke was baby laxative or baking soda.  Ah the good ol days.

  2. 34 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

    Which one of you is this?

    This past Sunday I was on a direct American flight from Phoenix to Austin and I was seated near the row where this situation occurred. I’m simply sharing this because it’s somewhat entertaining, and no I did not film anything.

    Before most people had boarded, I observed that this man was audibly disgruntled about something, maybe hungover, rough day idk, but as soon as he sat down he was grumbling about something under his breath, like “fucking hell” or something.

    Several minutes pass and majority of people are seated but we still hadn’t left the gate. I overhear him loudly say “You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell” and farted. Idk what provoked that comment, and while kinda funny to overhear, it was uncalled for especially coming from a grown man on an airplane nonetheless. The ppl seated immediately near him were ladies seemingly minding their own business. I didn’t catch anyone’s response to that but the guy seated next to me and I exchanged smiles and shook our heads.

    It’s early evening and several people are having snacks or eating food (I don’t enjoy the smell of food on a plane, but it’s none of my business if people want to eat). The man who just purposefully farted moments ago decides to loudly and condescendingly say “yeah, everybody let’s just eat the smelliest food possible all at the same time”. A guy in the row over replied, “if you don’t like it you can fly private” to which fartman says “that’s so fucking rude”, and another person nearby chimes in “I think we’d all agree you’re the rude one here.” Fartman replies something like “that’s just so low class” and the other guy rebuttals with “well you’re back here in economy with the rest of us” lol. There were flight attendants nearby who stepped in and said “that’s enough” to fartman and moved on.

    The plane is finally taxiing towards the runway but comes to a stop. An announcement comes over saying “apologies for the interruption but we are returning to the gate, we will give you more info when we have it.” We get back to the gate and a flight attendant comes back and informs fartman that he will not be staying on this flight. He simply replies, “I don’t understand” and she tells him they’ll talk about it off the plane. He gets up, grabs his bag and quietly exits the plane. We all breathed a sigh of relief when he was removed, I think most ppl were on edge about what he may say or do next. The trip was only delayed by 15-30 minutes, so all in all I think American handled it swiftly.

    Who announces farts on a plane?  The crop dusting walk to the back of the plan to get to the restroom is the proper protocol.

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  3. 12 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

    Oof, 90-44 final. How can they possibly be this bad? @Sbbruin what's going on?

    Also, when was the last time Gonzaga was unranked? Looks like that's a possibility come Monday.

    Lost 4 of 5 starters including P12 POY Jaquez (who is tearing it up in Miami).  Young and really pretty untalented bunch of athletes who can't shoot.  Tragic.  I'm going on Sunday.  May be the worst team this century for UCLA.  Correction, it IS the worst team this century.

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  4. On 1/7/2024 at 7:23 PM, MissingInAction said:

    Started taking acid reflux medicine which seems to turn stomach acid into farts. A LOT of farts.

    This has introduced a brand new challenge to my butthole discipline.

    I think with focuseness that I can turn this into a victory for 2024.

     

    Just assume they’re all farts.  What’s the worst that could happen?

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  5. And glad to hear everyone is at the least on the mend.  Have my second set of scans in a month.  Doing good except the immunotherapy induced colitis has been a bit debilitating.  In fact I need to head over to the shart thread for to get my 2024 mark on the board.

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  6. On 12/12/2023 at 10:54 AM, Not that Bob said:

    Even more than the cancer the catheter was my greatest worry...sort of. Anyway, it was my worst nightmare. I'll have to say that it wasn't *that* bad. Pretty low bar from my "worst nightmare", but still not *that* bad.  

    After a minor hemorrhoidectomy (which I got from chemo induced constipation) a year ago, I went home and couldn’t pee.  Ended up back at the City of Hope ER and had to get the catheter.  Had to have that fucker for a week.  Lots of fun emptying out your pee bag several times a day.  Do not ever want that again.

  7. I was prescribed restoril, which I will take tonight for the first time.  Supposed to be pretty powerful, so I need to be careful.  No booze for sure.  But I need it.  My sleep has been terrible.

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