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Lidig8r

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  1. 1 hour ago, Thujone said:

    Not succeeding doesn't necessarily mean one deserves animosity. You clearly have a lot of anger at a guy who hasn't been a part of program for two years. I suppose that's between you and your therapist. What makes him a good man? How about the fact that he cleaned out 5-10 players who were bad guys, locker room cancers? Remember that? Or is that too inconvenient for you and your myopic view of the narrative you seek to perpetuate? Don't know what perpetuate means? Don't know what myopic means? Ask your mom, since you still live with her.

    Re: the USF contract: sorry, I don't buy it. Contract negotiations are just that, and their buttressed on every side by lawyers. Are you saying our lawyers got got? Well then, guess we ought to get better lawyers. What a crock of shit this narrative is. But it's convenient, isn't it, dipshit?

    Sub 90 IQ? Really? You stooped to that eh? Guess you're the authority on intelligence. Do us a favor and post your career earnings. We'll compare them to Charlies and see who's done better for themselves and their family. Or are you going to argue that this person with a "sub 90 IQ" somehow tricked us? Yes, that's it. He tricked us. He accidentally, stupidly, tricked us into paying him all of that money. What an idiot! Stooping to the IQ argument is the most obvious way to expose yourself as an idiot, and I'll say it: a racist. Fuck you.

    You've clearly got an axe to grind. Maybe Texas didn't cover on some of your parlays while you were out wagering the kids' college money. I don't know. That's between you, your wife, and the judge. But sometimes coaches don't work out. That's college football. Maybe you should find a new sport. Or a new team to follow. I hear OU is hiring. They suck. Just like you.

     

    Wellllll.... that escalated quickly!

    Let's see, I am going to go after and try to unload on an experienced attorney who draws internet famous cartoon penii on the side. What could possibly go wrong?!

  2. 2 hours ago, lonestar3 said:

    ehhh, unlikely...

    James Lowell Street, from the "Great Beyond," wishes to have a word with you as he takes a break from his card game being played with Jesus, Thomas Alva Edison and Margaret Thatcher.

  3. On 9/15/2019 at 8:20 AM, Xcalibur said:

    He’s easily going to be a top 3 Texas qb, mentioned alongside Colt and Vince by the time he’s done here.  We need to win the conference this year.

    James Lowell Street would like to have a word with you,

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  4. 3 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

    Fuckin A this ^

    Texas is the only classic blue blood program in the country with that stupid ass shit on the front of their uniform and it looks amateur as fuck.

     

    1. Take off the TEXAS. People know who we are.

    2. Take off the little Longhorn logo.

    3. Take off the 150 patch.

    4. Put a 150 decal above the Longhorn logo on the helmet as an homage to the 100 logo 50 years ago.

    5. Profit?

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  5. 11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    If we lose to a bunch of meth-addled, sister fucking, Slingblade-sounding, Waterboy-imitating, dropped-on-their-heads-repeatedly-as-babies, illiterate, swamp-dwelling, big-brothers-of-aggy our first game out, 21st place sounds right.  

    Ryben, pay attention, this is the way you gripe.

  6. 1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

    I'm out. I've said my piece on this topic and am just banging my head against the wall here. Carry on with the Charlie hate and the bizarre Mack Cult that seems to be resurrecting amongst you. I'll be on other boards and hopefully enjoying another ten-plus win season. 

    You can see MAC's future work on texags.com.

  7. 40 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

    Okay, sorry y'all, Mack was raking in the talent and developing it to the hilt. Blue chips were not fleeing the state in droves. He didn't not recruit a slew of Heisman QBs to Austin. A beacon of humility, he accepted the limitations of his abilities and maximized his schemes to fit the talents of his players. (Well, he kinda did with Herp-A-Derp, I'll give him that.) He knew and accepted when it was time to leave and did not set Bellmont on fire on his way out of the office. The boosters were unified in their support of his successor because they all believed that Mack's tenure had run its natural course. Why, the whole thing was just as seamless as the changing of the guard in MordNorman.  

    At last... we comprehend. You have chosen to compare one coach's entire coaching tenure at the University of Texas (Potato), with the last 3 years or so of another Coach while completely ignoring the complete body of work. Go it.

    In the Great State of Texas, we have a name for that phenomena ... it's called ... "aggy."

    Congrats MAC, you have managed to out yourself as the type of person who ignore statistics, facts, reason and logic, unilaterally select a scenario which may support a very weak and unsubstantiated argument, and try to make a case based upon the false and fraudulent scenario.

    We await your next "whoop," or act of inflagrante delecto with a barnyard animal with amused condescension.

    aggy you are ... aggy you shall always be.

    So let it be written. So let it be done.

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  8. So, I understand that USF has only been playing football since 1997. Not exactly an historic program.

    But! We need to congratulate Coach Potato on working his way into the USF record book in just this, his 3rd year.

    A Potato coached USF team just suffered the worst loss in USF history.

    Nicely done! Well played sir.

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  9. 20 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

    You sure Mack's coaching performance is a hill you want to die on? Senile Mack does his level best to choke away a win over the mongoloid protege he tried (and failed) to hand over the reins to?

    I'll admit USF looks terribad, but that is not to say that yesterday's opening chapter of the Return of the Mack is anything more than one shitty coach beating up on another.

    You overlook the seminal word ... "win."

    Coach Potato couldn't spell win if you spotted him the "w and the i."

    Your defense of Potato as the worst coach in the history of Texas football is ... the very definition of idiocy.

  10. 19 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

     

    And for the last time, I am not lobbying for Strong to be inducted into some fucking pantheon -- I am contending that post 2009-Mack was even worse than Charlie. 

    Only if you remove facts, reason, logic, winning percentage, bowl games and every other objective standard by which we measure success in a program ... No, even on raw, stupid emotion, your contention is pedantic, short-sighted and naive. On the other hand, your contention is also laughingly ludicrous.

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  11. 10 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

    I feel like I need a zoloft prescription everytime I see this thread

    THIS times eleventy brazillion.

    I get triggered every time this damned thread gets bumped.

    Coach Potato made the 10 Plagues of Egypt look like the common cold. 

  12. 11 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

     

    The "chanting," or whatever the hell you want to call it in the background  may be the worst in the history of God.

    Oh... and we see what the Teacher's College did here. They are channeling the "Storm Troopers" look hoping aggy has flashbacks to their decades of ineptitude against us.

  13. 1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

    I call bullshit on UT’s 97.6% attendance. How many tickets were actually scanned?

    You shut your whore mouth you dirty old man! I swear to God I will drop arsenic in your geritol.

    OH WAIT... Nevermind.

    I was having a senior moment

  14. Late 80s, early 90s in Dallas, There was this hole in the wall bar around Lemmon Avenue and Wycliff. It was behind a KFC at the time. Can't remember its name for the life of me.

    Walked in with friends. Combination of Mexicans, some blacks, a number of women of ill repute. We look up on the wall, and there is a photo of Jerry Jones and the owner, smiling, arm in arm. We instantly decided this place is for us. Nothing happened that trip but ...

    I took my younger brother there one night. Cheap beer is flowing like gentle rain from heaven. A relatively ok looking trollop starts to get sweet on my brother. He then asked me for my car keys (it was an old, 1984 Mercedes 240D.) He said, I"m about to get my $20 worth!

    So, about 5 minutes after they left, I stroll outside, see his head in the backseat, walk over, the trollop is blowjoying him in the backseat... Jebus. 

    I go back inside, have a beer and wait. Not too long afterwards, they both come back in, walk up to me. Well, she has braces on her teeth.

    I look at him and simply ask, "Uh James. you got any scrape marks down there bro? Do you need to get a tetanus shot? She failed to see the humor.

    I think that place burned down. I'm sure the insurance company probably rubbed up against the owner's gambling and drug debts and produced a spark.

  15. 8 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

    I believe two things:

    1. There were two Macks. One was the second-best coach Texas ever had, and the other was the worst coach Texas ever had.

    2. Charlie was not the worst coach Texas ever had, because late Mack was the worst coach Texas ever had. 

     

    I swear to God and his sonny boy Jesus, some people truly are too stupid to insult.

    The only way you cannot say that Coach Potato was the worst coach in the history of Texas football is if you remove every fact, statistic, logic, objective reason, comparative analysis, and/or intuitive reasoning from the equation.

     

     

     

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  16. Gents (and Ladies), finally. After some hard work, good connections and lots of prayer, The Morgan Foundation is pleased to announce that beginning in September, we are producing a weekly radio segment on DFW station, 1160AM. It will be simulcast on net on www.bigdtalks.com and can be seen live every week on Facebook on JP, Kathy & The Crew show. It airs every Tuesday at 8:30 a.m. until 8:55 a.m.

    The show is entitled, "The Mental Health Moment." We will have different experts in all areas of mental health every week ... opioid addiction, alcohol and drug addiction, Autism, Schizophrenia, Eating Disorders, Depression.. the entire gambit. You can call in or email questions and have live interaction with our guests.

    In addition, you will be able to email the experts who appear on the show afterwards and maybe get help that way too.

    Every little bit helps my daughter's legacy grow ... and acts as balm for a dad's grieving soul.

    I hope some of you malcontents tune in occasionally.

    The Mental Health Moment Radio Show

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