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GoPokes83

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  1. I don't know about that. Showering in the morning makes it a fresh day. Showering at night makes it a funkified day. ... I always had a household rule of showing once a day. Didn't give a shit when it was with the kiddos

    So… You’re up for showering with your kids regardless of what time of day it is.
  2. I used to sail quite a bit. Was once helping a friend take a 23ft Hunter to Isla Mujers from Corpus and 2 days out in the gulf in some fairly decent swells we almost landed directly on a pair of sleeping pilot whales that looked close to the size of the boat. (Probably 15 ft or so, but still looked huge in a small boat.) Scared the shit out of me! I’ve seen a couple of semi submerged cargo containers from a distance and wondered what was in them. A new Ferrari or a bunch of illegal Chinese workers?

  3. Jesus?  Those 12 dudes, Mary M., the server at the last Supper, The Holy Spirit (nobody can ever explain who that dude was/is), uh.....Donkey Dong Doug, Roscoe the One-Armed Midget, and Frank Stallone.  

    I can totally believe Frank Stallone.
  4. I'm one of those weird people who uses commas, periods and the like in my texts. 

    I was chided relentlessly on TOS for run on sentences. I’ve been writing shit like it’s for a middle school English grade ever since.
    Both Beyonce and the grand old opry are fucking stupid.

    You’re half right.
  5. Absolutely ridiculous. Homie needs to dump her ass. She only sees him as an ATM machine. Who the fuck makes their SO pay for 18 people? Unless he invited them all, he doesn't have to pay for shit!
     

    Who has 18 friends?
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  6. With the real shit some of you have going on I hate to even mention it, but a couple of weeks ago felt like I had a bad stone bruise on my left heal that wouldn’t go away and it got continually worse. Freakin Planter Fasciitis. Been using an ice regimen and doing some foot stretches, bought an orthotic but damnit that shits annoyingly and surprisingly painful! Every freaking step! Doctor was no help to speak of, is this a permanent thing?

  7. Daughter: Is JoJo Siwa still alive?
    Me: [Googles JoJo Siwa]...yes.

    Oh yeah… She’s still around, kinda. She’s decided to be a “bad” girl now and put out a song with the word bitch in it to prove it. Baby 83 says it’s the same cringe, different clothes. a7df34168c56b57d788ac65720f5a4db.jpg
  8. Toilet paper is not flushed in Mexico. Every bathroom has a trash can for TP. My GF refuses to flush TP here in Austin.

    Couple of rat traps in the wastebasket at random times? She’ll learn the virtues of first world plumbing soon enough.
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  9. Looking at flights just now and wife wants to choose a 5:30am flight out of AUS on a Friday morning instead of one a couple of hours later because it's $100 cheaper.  It's worth $100 to me to not have to deal with the airport at the absolute busiest time on the busiest day of the week.

    100 total or 100 each? Hundie and I’m sleeping in, two and we’re setting the alarm.
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