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atomheartbevo

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  1. This aggy gal I'm banging, she texted me before I could text her and she said "don't bother saying anything, I'm going to vacuum tonight and just be pissed and it's shit because I have to go shopping with my sister-in-law tomorrow who will not let me forget that the t-ships won."

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  2. 54 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

    Now I can say it.

    Ruining aggy's undefeated season pretty much redeems all this whole fucking year.

    14 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

    Aggy will get the 4 seed and lose to 5 seed Tech

    We beat OU, Arky, and aggy.

    We probably kept them out of the SEC championship.

    It would be a perfect season if aggy loses to Texas Tech and it's Tech that keeps them out of a national championship.

    Just absolutely perfect.  Aggy losing to us and then Tech.

     

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  3. 23 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

    Much different from our current government where corruption is openly encouraged.

    And Putin demands elections in Ukraine all the while nobody wants to talk about there not being any fair elections in Russia for decades, because Putin jails his election rivals, and even murders them. 

    And after 2022’s main invasion, Ukraine can’t even have elections because it’s under martial law.  When Russia leaves, they can lift martial law and go back to elections.  Hell, even if they could hold elections, we know Russia would not pass up the juicy target that would be lines of Ukrainians waiting to vote.  

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  4. “The Autopen is not allowed to be used if approval is not specifically given by the President of the United States.”

     

    I could swear Joe Biden was President.  Also, Trump lashing out like this means some other scandal (or details about a current scandal) is about to rear its ugly head.

    Poor Venezuela. He’s already announced a ground war of sorts, it’s just a matter of time where the scandal is too big.

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  5. On 11/25/2025 at 3:50 AM, Parliament said:

    Add in a Crossfitter and you have a REAL party.

    19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    And a Subaru owner.   The entire meal will be taken up by a conversation touting the benefits of CrossFit and owning a Subaru and political discussions will not be able to happen.

    And a libertarian.  A libertarian at a Thanksgiving dinner with a Crossfitter and Subaru owner would complete the trifecta, and probably result in three deaths.

  6. 3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

    I love this movie. It had all the best comedic actors of the time, John Williams score, Christopher Lee as a nazi, zoot suit riot, Ned Beatty blasting an AA gun through a house, incredible practical effects, and the list goes on.

    If you dont like this movie you hate Merica!

    Praising John Goodman GIF by The Righteous Gemstones

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