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  1. 50 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

    Honestly, what is the difference between Santa and Christ?  Both require faith to keep them real in most minds, and the naughty or nice list is basically a scoreboard of how you are doing on the Love Thy Neighbor instruction.  Why is Santa child's play while Jesus is so many adults guide to the proper afterlife?  Why do we say it's good to tell a kid Santa isn't real, but you get burned at the stake if you try to tell a kid that Jesus is a myth too?

    30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

    Then you have the Easter Bunny who tries to thread the needle between the other two. Fucking crazy shit, man.

    If you all are not raising your kids to have a healthy respect/fear of the Norse Gods, you’re doing it wrong.

    Although it can be awkward when you are having a meal at the local Presbyterian or Baptist church and your kids bust our with a prayer to Ægir (host of the feasts for the Gods), Andhrímnir (Chef of the Gods) and especially Sæhrímnir & Heiðrún (food and drinks for the Gods). Trying to explain it to the Christians there is threading a needle as the Christian kids are really interested, but the adults won’t invite you back. Some of the adults do think it’s funny and don’t believe your family until your kids produce a goat’s head as a symbolic offering.  You have to be really vague when asked where they got it from.

    I can only imagine who or what @RDCanecutter taps into for his meal prayers/sacrifices.

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  2. 7 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

    No shit. Jesus, I do not understand how men with fuck you money and fuck you power just grovel before DJT.

    What's the point of fuck you level anything, if you don't tell people "Fuck you"?

    Leon Musk has the most fuck you money (on paper) of any of them, and he spends his days shitposting on Twitter to get likes from incels while telling the world he’s scared white people are going away,

    Instead of spending his days on some yacht in the Caribbean or the Mediterranean with a bunch of interesting people and a few that signed NDAs.

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  3. On 12/4/2025 at 12:12 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

    On brand for this degenerate POS. Fuck you, Phil. 

    He’s way wrong about Russia, they are not only encouraging any and all immigration, they are tricking people in third world countries to come to Russia and then sending them to Ukraine.

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  4. On 12/3/2025 at 8:41 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

    He's maga.  Color me shocked. Trash gonna be trashy. 

    On 12/3/2025 at 11:32 AM, austingirl said:

    Do they think executive orders = genie wishes? 

    Almost like the best and brightest at Vanderbilt are not on the football team.

  5. 21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    This photo captured Trump's essence as POTUS perfectly. The "I can't believe you suckers and losers actually bought my bullshit" look. 

    I thought it was “where am I and why are these people clapping and did I just shit my pants, where is Ivanka!  Wait, no I’m married to Marla!”

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  6. 44 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

    All the 2A guys would finally get to go Mad Max and rule the wasteland.  

    We had a pandemic and they couldn’t handle not being able to eat at Applebees or get haircuts at SuperCuts and you think they’ll be fine with no electricity or running water?

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  7. Somebody posted this earlier on an animation forum:

    Bye DC Universe

    Bye Adult Swim

    Bye Warner Bros

    Bye Hanna-Barbera Studios Europe

    Bye Cartoon Network

    Bye Looney Tunes

    Bye Warner Bros. Animation

    ----

    If Netflix were smart, they would completely open up those vaults and put everything out there on Netflix and keep all of those groups listed above.

    There is so much good content contained within Warner Brothers and HBO and I never ever understood why that stuff was not available. I get that some of it was licensed out here and there to other services or channels/studiots, but there is some really good stuff in there that a lot of people would love to have, that's not available online.

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  8. 48 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

    Asian Dawn?

    The 90s porn actress?

    9 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

    https://www.threads.com/@_nickmelnick/post/DR4v9hKDJY6?xmt=AQF0OjxG7bz7qHRLJVckqEOYZu9v0gL3rMxShGhts56amg

    ️Ukrainian kamikaze drones strike a Russian "Su-24M" bomber in Crimea.As part of the operation, the following were also hit: - an antenna inside a radome; - a 39N6 “Kasta-2E2” radar station; - an “Orion” UAV; - two 48Ya6-K1 “Podlyot” radar stations; - a freight train and a Ural truck.

    The train and the truck can be replaced easily enough (maybe not the train engine).

    Everything else?  Probably not.

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  9. 35 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

    If you’re following these guys around with a drone, how fn hard is it to engage them with a helicopter or surface ship and take them into custody?

    If they had any real balls they would hellfire a few Chinese container ships. 

    The US Coast Guard used to do this literally 100+ times a year.  They had a helicopter and a sniper, and they would give them a warning, and if they ignored it, the sniper would disable the motors and then a CG ship would swing by and grab the boat and crew, parade them in front of cameras, talk about how many drugs were seized, etc.

    But when you do that 100+ times a year, the media and the public do not care, because it's boring.

    So instead, we'll spend millions of dollars in munitions and personnel to do the same job that a Coastie in a helicopter used to do. Only we get to kill them and talk about how badass we are.  And Hegseth and Co. get to pretend they are living out the SAS raid in Clear and Present Danger.

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  10. 18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

    We'll be nuking brown people from orbit by next year.  It's the only way to be sure.

    The Coast Guard did a great job of catching these people and delivering them for trial and we destroyed the drugs.

    But that wasn't good enough. It didn't get Whiskey Pete and Miller and MAGA hard.

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  11. 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

    My god the comments 

    I would like to think it was people in India and Africa, but MAGA is getting hard over killing people in boats from a nation we aren't at war with.

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