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kudo to her. My wife has no idea what to do when a lightbulb burns out and this chick jumps in a front end loader, drives it across town topless like it ain’t no thing.
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35 minutes ago, Vertigo said:
Did they launch him with a slingshot on that 40?
Wind assisted, downhill
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James Durst is consoling folks that aggy hasn’t won conference in 6 years in the sec..... is he aware that not only have they not “won” conference but that they are so far from it that they can’t even see it because of the curvature of the earth. Some folks never win conference. That’s their future. 100 year decisions have consequences.
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5 hours ago, cochamps said:
Big road win as I recall.
Not sure if sarcastic but it was a big win considering the Clones turned out to be a pretty salty team. The game I’d like to forget but can’t seem to is the Halloween night game 2 Year’s earlier. I usually remember it at 3 am when I wake up in a cold sweat screaming.
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On 6/23/2018 at 9:20 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:
Not his finest moment.
Here's another doozie. I watched this episode recently and would have sworn it was said by Friday but this IMDB quote attributes it to someone else.
"Sergeant Joe Friday: Yeah, and you get a little weary of hearing every kid give you the same excuse when you tag them. You don't understand. I just want to belong that's why I did it. Belong to what?
Capt. Lou Richey: What it boils down to is the new morality, doesn't it, a new set of values. God is dead. Drug addiction is mind expanding. Promiscuity is glamorous. Even homosexuality is praiseworthy. How you gonna fight that?"
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There's no way the guy being paid to monitor once of those things is paying attention at all. Either day dreaming, chatting up the passengers or texting. At least they'll have someone handy to fill out the accident report. I'm sure after a bit of a learning curve, they'll be fine.
I can't wait for SF to get these so the legions of bums will have better places to shit and sleep.
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On 6/26/2018 at 6:03 PM, UTCzech III said:
Yeah, 8badmofo31 and Epi Quinn, literally the only two left standing over there, jerking each other off in the CR, not a single other forum has any activity at all...
Went over to check it out tonight. Deader than a morgue.
Didn't they go away from the "Shaggy Bevo"/Texas motif and a more generic appearance to the website at one point? If they did, it's back to 98% of it's former appearance..... well without all the posters.
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42 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:
Not only were all the spectators white but all their shirts were as well. Hell you barely see any women either.
Amazing shot.
Ahhh... the good old days.
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So Zmed, Thomas, then Locklear?
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Wonder if the boat driver (McWilliams) is going to advise those injured in the crash to sue him. It’s their right, ensuring they are compensated for their injuries occurring due to the negligence of others, protecting public safety and what not. Or maybe he’ll sue he state for putting a sand bar in front of his drunkenly navigated boat.
Not it all heroes wear capes ya know
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My dad once worked with a young aggy lass who called in sick one day to attend some sort of a funeral or ceremony for a past incarnation of the aggy dog mascot. Word got out and their boss was not pleased. Almost got her ass fired going to the funeral of a dog.
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10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:
So.... fucking retarded?
Lol, I laughed.
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Damn, she fine! But I can see the appeal of withered old granny tail too.
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Gundy is a fantastic coach and would have been off to greener pastures already if he weren’t an OSU homer. During a time of historic success for their program you are gonna shit on the coach you are barely holding on to?
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2 hours ago, slorch said:
Soulja...
Thank you for your service?
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Debating the relative suckiness of John Mackovic....has the off season ever seemed to bleak?
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Is June considered late? Buncha prima donnas
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Michigan holding down the #1 and # 2 spots. Nice!
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5 hours ago, BearMace said:
So how great of big fat fuck are ya?
I'm just making a point. I'm actually 6'2" 170#
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Fuck that bitch. "You are asshole if you don't celebrate my terrible flaws that ultimately I can control but choose not to."
Almost everyone has their cross to bear. Not a lot of chicks like guys who are 5'3". Who's crying for fat guys? Some folks have terrible acne, physical deformities or are just plain ugly.
It sounds like she knew the guys was out of her league, or at least physically he was. Be happy that as a woman you have something to offer men (pussy) to at least get your foot in the door and maybe grow on him, show him your personality and have a chance at a relationship. A fat guy's got nothing.
A chick of that weight has got to realize: the percentage of guys that would fuck you>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the guys that genuinely find you attractive. Don't assume good enough to be fucked is the same as bring home to momma and show off to your friends.
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2 hours ago, satyanash said:
It's not exactly being "lit" in "the station", but I'll take it.
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8 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:
I'm not sure which I hate more, the arrogance of the athletics program that thinks so little of the intelligence of it's fans that it would ask someone to pay money to sit in one of those seats, or the idiocy of fan that does so happily.
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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:
If they are better in a non-debateable sort of way, why did they lose both the Regionals they have met us at since going to the SEC?
Bagmen, NCAA corruption, payoffs, media bias, bad luck, and whatnot. You know..... the usual excuses
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Let him field an OL at Texas that is better than average before we start handing out raises.
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Buck's Barbeque Co.
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I haven’t tried it but in my defense I live thousands of miles away and have never heard of this place. Am I still dumb as hell? I need a ruling.