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Lhorn

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  1. Every Murphy throw from the Duke spring game.
  2. For real. I was expecting teacher’s lounge orgies and spouse swapping, not ranking the hotness of colleagues and using crass terms like “fuck me heels.” Count me as disappointed.
  3. The apathy in those pics of the spring game group is palpable. Perhaps they’ve reach a point in their lives when they realize that happiness being contingent on the exploits of kids playing a game has to take a back seat to family. I call that “the Case McCoy/ Tyrone Swoops years.” If Texas comes into the SEC strong and Elko is as underwhelming as he looks, those poor bastards are in for a world of hurt.
  4. Is that really the turnout for the spring game? Maybe they were competing with a local jizz festival?
  5. - “Arm looked surprisingly weak and I was surprised how slow he was.” ”WRs (who suck) bailed him out. He could have just as easily been 4-30 with infinity interceptions (if the defense didn’t suck so bad)” ”He’s probably just better off riding pine in BDF because he’d be a back up for Elko too.” “Owen just took his job.”
  6. New album is really good. Love seeing new music from these old guys. Halford still sounds amazing.
  7. Man, I missed a lot in my few weeks away from the board. Although I go back many years as a poster on Hornfans I’m not on enough to know the players other than those who post a ton and those who make asses of themselves. - sorry to hear about Loree. I guess I missed that too. - I don’t know who the fuck Motown is. Maybe he’s Ok, maybe he’s a troll. - I will miss shadow op. I didn’t know there were mental health issues. Thought he was just a guy who LOVED being here and had strong opinions. Might not agree with his reasoning but he contributed a lot to discussion and I didn’t see him as malignant as some posters who just drop in to stir the pot and lob grenades into discussions. I did see him as someone who was bullied a bit. There were posters who just responded in a shitty manner to his posts no matter how benign they might have been.
  8. Car commercials are fucking terrible. The two assholes who are drifting through the city, one car chasing another and turns out they’re playing “tag.” The family who drags the elderly parents out into the desert to show them home movies they are projecting on the side of a mountain. Nothing like dragging your frail, elderly parents into the freezing cold to show them movies they could have seen in their living room. Every fucking truck or SUV, even cross over unibody glorified station wagons apparently have to show their owners racing off road, ripping Mother Nature a new asshole. Show the hole in your oil pan you got while playing King of the Hammers in your Honda Pilot.
  9. Nice low key, professional demeanor. I’ll take 1000 of him before I’d watch Stephen A Smith. RIP.
  10. “Bro, 4.21 ain’t even that fast.” ”Heard they opened up the stadium doors behind him so it was wind assisted.” ”He’s a track guy. Those guys can’t hang in the NFL.” “Too small.” ”Declared early because he didn’t want to go 5-7 next year.” I’m guessing those would be the criticisms.
  11. Sometimes being retired is not a decision you make, but a decision others make for you.
  12. Dayyyuuuummmmmm. X and Mitchell making money at the combine. Hook em gents.
  13. In case you wanted to know more about the Jardiance lady: https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/of-interest/2023/10/18/jardiance-commercial-actress-trolls/#
  14. What an unfathomably cruel disease. God bless Misty. I’m sure she didn’t think this is how her marriage would go. i can’t see him making it to August but so happy that he finally got this well deserved honor.
  15. She’s calling her dad a “loser boy?”
  16. You’re both right. It’s an ugly ass shoe with a terrible color combination. Bijan rules but I doubt he had any real input into shoes otherwise they’d be a masterpiece.
  17. I hate that fucking commercial but Gillette seems pretty committed to it so I always assumed the young guy must be someone famous, athlete or something. Turns out they are a couple of TikTok tards. I’m insulted that Gillette thinks those two assholes would make me buy their razors.. https://www.looper.com/1389075/who-father-son-gillette-labs-commercial-joe-mele-frank/
  18. I kinda like the Wendy’s “egg man and saucy boy,” “ two hot coffees” commercial. While I was looking for this clip, I ran across this dimwit on Reddit:
  19. Doubt it. Racist former Price Waterhouse intern Daniel Figurelli is a little more build and has teeth that look like he’s been chewing on lock washers. He also got married recently. If this were DFigs I’d consider it my duty to inform his newly wed wife.
  20. Maybe it wasn’t his request but he definitely had a “last meal.”
  21. Those poor bastards are in hell. Watching their hated rival absoluting killing it and pretending it’s all smoke and mirrors while simultaneously mired in mediocrity and pretending they’re maki g all the right moves and playing 4D chess. You can smell the denial in those posts.
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