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Lhorn

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  1. They are putting a lot of savagely ugly people in commercials of all sorts these days.
  2. As the late great comedian Patrice O’Neal would say “pussy ages like bread, not like wine.”
  3. I guess it’s Mario working a stripper pole? I hope there’s more to it, because otherwise extremely lame.
  4. Never heard of the Elks but good for him I guess. Getting money to play a game is pretty cool but I hope he’s taking HVAC repair classes in his free time.
  5. God these pregame shows are terrible. The ex jocks in their fine suits putting on fake debate, pretending to bust balls ever so politely. When they get to the big open area in the studio and, in their suits, line up against each other and pretend to demonstrate how to do a swim move or press cover a WR, it’s pretty cringy.
  6. I like how AI can’t figure out how to spell “A&M.”
  7. Lhorn

    2024 NFL DRAFT

    From the Texags post above: “Brooks is in the same class as Amari Daniels & LJ Johnson. No one wanted Brooks over those guys, not even sip. That's why they were pushing so hard for LJ to commit.” So, “we didn’t want him. Texas took a 3 star and turned him in to Doak Walker finalist and first RB taken in the draft. Advantage aggy?”
  8. Lhorn

    2024 NFL DRAFT

    Fuck yeah!! !
  9. How does AI think aggies are good looking and ripped?
  10. He a rarity, especially in the era of NIL. Content to wait his turn behind Bijan and Roschon and after we signed Baxter. Amazing young man. So thankful that we were able to hold onto him and that his loyalty and faith in the program payed off for him.
  11. Lhorn

    2024 NFL DRAFT

    First RB drafted two years in a row ain’t a bad thing to be telling recruits. I knew we stole Brooks because he was from a small school but wow at his offer list:
  12. Lhorn

    2024 NFL DRAFT

    Now that would be insane. 2 qb in the first 2 rounds after spending silly money on a recently injured, older veteran.
  13. Where do you get a plastic fake lug wrench for taking off fake plastic glued on lug nuts?
  14. This person also thinks they are some kinda Michelin star, gourmet, Bobby Flay, pit master, mayor of Flavor Town, Aaron Franklin grilling’ savant because they sprinkled a barely perceptible amount of grocery store rub on their flavorless chicken.
  15. Wtf is Target thinking with dopey 80s mom with midwestern accent in their new commercials?
  16. Every Murphy throw from the Duke spring game.
  17. For real. I was expecting teacher’s lounge orgies and spouse swapping, not ranking the hotness of colleagues and using crass terms like “fuck me heels.” Count me as disappointed.
  18. The apathy in those pics of the spring game group is palpable. Perhaps they’ve reach a point in their lives when they realize that happiness being contingent on the exploits of kids playing a game has to take a back seat to family. I call that “the Case McCoy/ Tyrone Swoops years.” If Texas comes into the SEC strong and Elko is as underwhelming as he looks, those poor bastards are in for a world of hurt.
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