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Lhorn

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  1. Maybe not bullied but at least told that obesity is unhealthy and they it should be avoided even if that knowledge makes them feel badly.
  2. If you saw just this you’d swear you were looking at the backside, after vomiting
  3. I’d do cottage cheese shots out of her cleavage though.
  4. Not sure if I’d say “wheelhouse” but I probably would.
  5. You’re a creep. You’re a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here?
  6. Losing 4 consecutive games to 4 different unranked teams, as the #1 couldn’t possibly have ever happened. I don’t know for sure but seems incredibly unlikely. Not many opportunities. This could be a record that lasts generations.
  7. https://nypost.com/2025/02/27/us-news/high-school-spanish-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-student-17-cops/ would
  8. Maybe occurs other places too but in the Bay Area leaving late night after Giants games and concerts, there’s always several folks grilling bacon wrapped hot dogs with carmelize onions and peppers on flat tops and it smells and looks amazing.
  9. After the first three letters I was thinking “where is he going with this?”
  10. Gotta put a piece of masking tape and write “Texas vs Baylor 1994” so no one else watches the video.
  11. PrizePicks commercials are amongst the most hatable in current rotation. Everyone of them. The sports bar where men and women in equal proportions having passionate debate about football. “He’s made different.” Yeah…. These douche bags: I don’t know, don’t want to know who they are. “Run it!” “I told y’all.” [chest bump]. My father saw that commercial and asked me what “run your game” means. I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was code for loving to eat cream pies.
  12. Never saw Point Break until about 3 weeks ago. I’m kicking myself and feel like I need to watch at least 7 more times to make up for lost time.
  13. Oh hell yeah!!!!!
  14. Even squat thrusts? I’m gonna call bullshit.
  15. 9 fucking sacks from a true freshman.
  16. There must be something there for people to have watched it for generations but hell if I can understand the appeal.
  17. https://nypost.com/2025/02/14/sports/texas-aampm-brutally-roasted-after-unveiling-new-jerseys/
  18. Just bring a Temu windbreaker. You’ll be fine.
  19. You’re right, not true. The semen database is generally kept by a junior employees.
  20. Not since OJ pledged to find the real killers have I heard words that sounded so hollow.
  21. Fake gold, fake army. Sounds about right.
  22. Anytime I hear someone talk about how good Smith is, I’m gonna be tempted to tell them “1 catch, 3 yards.”
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