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Steel Shank

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  1. 10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    I wasn’t sure if you were going for the most tiger looking dude joke. Your posting history, while not deep in racial jokes, is a little bit on the farcical side. Other than posting about pipe. 

    Gotcha. I heard before play started what they were looking for. The way Spaun played down the stretch today made me think, "This is the dude they were looking for." Watching the others fade and wither, the USGA got their man. All good.

  2. Unfucking real that we cannot watch the god damn mother fucking US OPEN in America without paying $7.99 a month.
    Evidently tomorrow is on Peacock only.
    Fuck them.
    I will never subscribe.
    Thanks for the link.

    Lay pipe instead.
  3. 1 minute ago, utee94 said:

    Tailgate Stunts would be a good name for a craft beer from some local Austin brewery.

    Something high alcohol but appropriate for hot weather.  Maybe an Imperial Pilsner.

    Fuckin' a.

  4. 53 minutes ago, Satchel said:

    He’s also providing some of the funding for Tech’s AAU. push. He seems to be a kinda hands on guy.

    If so, good for them. This state needs another good school. One is not enough.

  5. Manufacturers target a psychographic profile that fits their product. In other words, a target with a specific way of thinking and purchasing. In this case, it looks like Ram’s “customer profile” is that of a dumbass.

  6. 3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

    So a dome?

    Reeled In by a Spoof, Chinese Daily Shrugs Off Its Capitol Error

    By HENRY CHU
    June 7, 2002 12 AM PT
    TIMES STAFF WRITER

    BEIJING — A gaffe by China’s usually staid state-run media has left a popular newspaper here with onion on its face.

    Readers of the Beijing Evening News, one of the capital’s largest-circulation newspapers, learned this week that the U.S. Congress had threatened to move out of Washington unless a fancy new Capitol was built.

    “Don’t get us wrong. We actually love the dilapidated [old] building,” House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) was quoted as saying. “But the cruel reality is, it’s no longer suitable for use by a world-class legislature. Its contours are ugly, there’s no room to maneuver, there aren’t enough bathrooms, and let’s not even talk about the parking.”

     If a new building wasn’t erected, the article said, lawmakers were prepared to pack up and move to Memphis, Tenn., or Charlotte, N.C.

    The story seems newsworthy enough. Trouble is, it was lifted straight from the Onion, a satirical “news” publication based in New York that has caused countless American readers to double over with laughter at its weekly spoofs on current events.

    Its story on the Capitol appeared in its May 29 edition, alongside such headlines as “Sexual Tension Between Arafat, Sharon Reaches Breaking Point” and “Man Blames Hangover on Everything But How Much He Drank.”

     

     

  7. People seriously didn't notice that or are we all just doing facetious Friday? 
    Usually at this time on Fridays I'm laying pipe, but today I'm eating carne guisada and cheese and crackers and enjoying some facetiousness.
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