Posts posted by Steel Shank
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52 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:
No instructions or extra stuff needed! lol Get the fuck outta my way!
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10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
I wasn’t sure if you were going for the most tiger looking dude joke. Your posting history, while not deep in racial jokes, is a little bit on the farcical side. Other than posting about pipe.
Gotcha. I heard before play started what they were looking for. The way Spaun played down the stretch today made me think, "This is the dude they were looking for." Watching the others fade and wither, the USGA got their man. All good.
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3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:
So a dome?
Reeled In by a Spoof, Chinese Daily Shrugs Off Its Capitol Error
By HENRY CHUJune 7, 2002 12 AM PTTIMES STAFF WRITERBEIJING — A gaffe by China’s usually staid state-run media has left a popular newspaper here with onion on its face.
Readers of the Beijing Evening News, one of the capital’s largest-circulation newspapers, learned this week that the U.S. Congress had threatened to move out of Washington unless a fancy new Capitol was built.
“Don’t get us wrong. We actually love the dilapidated [old] building,” House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) was quoted as saying. “But the cruel reality is, it’s no longer suitable for use by a world-class legislature. Its contours are ugly, there’s no room to maneuver, there aren’t enough bathrooms, and let’s not even talk about the parking.”
If a new building wasn’t erected, the article said, lawmakers were prepared to pack up and move to Memphis, Tenn., or Charlotte, N.C.The story seems newsworthy enough. Trouble is, it was lifted straight from the Onion, a satirical “news” publication based in New York that has caused countless American readers to double over with laughter at its weekly spoofs on current events.
Its story on the Capitol appeared in its May 29 edition, alongside such headlines as “Sexual Tension Between Arafat, Sharon Reaches Breaking Point” and “Man Blames Hangover on Everything But How Much He Drank.”
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
in Football
How about during?