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Horn Dogg

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  1. 1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

    I’ll look at Plonsky’s boobs for a win over Bama…..ever time.

    Yeah, but would you eat her pussy?  I just got a text from the devil and he said he might undo his deal with Saban if you were willing to dive in on that tough ass muff.

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  2. 4 hours ago, Deej said:

    We got bitch slapped by an average Arkansas team. Bama crushing us will not be as bad. 

    Plus, we won't have the RGBIII and Immamac Bang Bus check-ins. 

    Maybe we can convince them to circle Austin in the motor home for a couple of days.  They could drink margaritas and eat gas station burritos the whole way and you wouldn’t know the difference from last years shit show.

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  3. 2 hours ago, Bamboozled73 said:

    Alabama’s last loss to Non power 5 was to ULM in 2007.  We have just defeated the same War Eagles last week.  Our only loss to Bama was in the 2010 national championship game. We all know how it has gone since that fateful day for both teams. The universe is realigning itself.   UT 38-Alabama 35 through a Auburn field goal.   

    Believe it. 
     

     

    That would be pretty bad ass for Alabama to lose on the last second to a guy named Auburn.

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  4. Texas 24

    Bama 20

    Ewers 297 total yards

    aggy says “Bama didn’t want to be there anyways”

    Wulaw Horn reunites with the 3ft tall toothless chick that he met at the Arkansas game last year.

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  5. 15 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

    I know.  It's going to suck.  I'm not sure they're ready for what Saban has in store for them and their purchased class either, though.  I have a suspicion he has that game circled. 

    I just can’t wait until we start kicking aggy’s ass again every year.  I miss the sound of “poooooor aggys” filling DKR in the 3rd quarter.

  6. 6 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

    One thing that was very noticeable.  They had enough awareness to keep Bijan's name out their mouth.  So, either a speck of self awareness, or they just haven't made it thru their talking points yet.  The horns game thread stopped abruptly as soon as Ewers settled, never to be bumped again. 

    Wait until you see the amount of shit they are going to talk this week.  Since they swing on Bama’s nuts when they can’t find success for themselves, they are going to treat this as if aggy was the one playing us next week.  I wonder if they have to show the score of every Bama game to the dead Reville’s now?

  7. 3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

    Just spent a half hour over there.  King is better than Ewers, Oline will be fixed when Foster is back from being "sick", and who needs a running game now that 60+ yd bombs for touchdowns are guaranteed.  Clickety fucking clack. 

    Remember back when Reggie was better than Vince?  Or when Dat was going to stop Ricky?  Same aggy circus, same fucking clowns with some newer younger ones in training.

  8. 6 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

    This might be one of the worst looking 31-0 games I've ever seen. 

    I think aggy was just looking ahead to our game against Bama next weekend…..since you know they claim Bama’s success as their own and all.

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  9. On 8/27/2022 at 4:40 PM, Your Mom said:

    I have a hard time keeping track of all our Nebraska victories  There was Roll Left, there was Major getting knocked senseless as the threw the winning TD, apparently there was a Squints victory I wouldn’t have recalled, but mainly there is Bevo literally shitting on their name in endzone. 

    This should help jog your memory.

     

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  10. On 7/19/2022 at 11:00 AM, Captain Ron said:
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    Not sure how I got all these fucking quote boxes on here and I couldn’t find a way to get rid of them, so I’ll just post here.  I think this tour is a good learning experience for Pogacar.  I’m convinced he and UAE fucked it all up, but he’s still the best talent out there and I’ll bet he will lose a few lbs and come back next year and take an all business approach.  Hopefully we can see a fully healthy matchup with Pogacar, Vingegaard, and Bernal. My money is on Pog.

     

     

  11. 5 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

    Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that Pogacar is or UAE* are that good tactically when needing to come from behind in the race. They didn't have to against contenders in 2021 and 2020 was stay close to Roglic until the last ITT and take it there. What I'm seeing here is a lot of what @G650 noted earlier "pointless attacks."

    * I will also note UAE getting cut down isn't helping. Two COVID cases before and today Soler missed the time limit. This can't help tactically either.

    They seem pretty poorly managed to me.  A good DS would have held Pog under wraps until stage 11-12 and saved his (and the team’s energy).  Jumbo seems to make silly decisions along those lines as well (ie - letting WVA sprint for yesterdays finish).  Ineos seems to be doing everything right, they just don’t have the right lead rider to win the race this year.

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