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Posts posted by joe dirt
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10 hours ago, Lobo said:
It's still on, just no announcement on time obviously. NW Apple campus is the main feature. I suppose they may stop off at one other Apple location.
Ivanka will be in tow, so I say we look into some day-fucks. Otherwise, TCRP quietly reporting a quick meet n' great with some supporters but nothing lavish. Whole trip, with ground movement sounds like 4-5 hours, tops. I'm guessing they'd rather do Air Force one in/out of Austin Executive Airport given the proximity but can't handle that runway. So more surface transport than they'd like. Which would explain the in flux plan for TCRP and one other business tour. Sounds like one meal on the ground is in the cards, but probably on site somewhere, no fun taco visit or anything. I'm guessing morning commute will be fine but afternoon commute will be a shitshow.
where are you seeing this? i don’t want this asshole anywhere on our campus. tim apple can stay though, he cool.
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7 hours ago, The People’s Elbow said:
Since when do physical exams have phases?
and why is the next phase of this annual exam being done next year?
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5 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:
17 year old me drove up from el paso to the south park meadows show with a buddy for this. i remember it differently than you, bc i loved it. i still wear that concert tee from time to time.
20+ years later, you’re goddamn right i’ll be driving from austin to el paso and then to las cruces for this. sure i can fly, but fuck that. i have a much better car now haha.
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a buddy of mines is a contractor so i talked to him about getting his painters out to do our living room. luckily they was workin an outside job and the rain meant they had an immediate opening. fuckers knocked the living room and stairwell out in 3 hours. well worth the expense just like y’all said.
we talked to them about painting our cabinets and the look on their faces was something. they was quite confused why we’d want to paint over 5yr old cabinets that still looked brand new. clearly they’re unaware the power pinterest has over madame dirt.
On 10/29/2019 at 2:14 PM, Okie State said:I'll take some this weekend if I remember. It's your standard builder grade MDF box with minimal trim work and mounted with a slight lean to one side. Gas fireplace surrounded by cheap ceramic 12x12's. It's embarrassing compared to the awesome one we had in our old house that was built in the 30's.
I'm going to pull all of that off and probably just do something minimalistic using some nice tile around the fireplace and a floating beam mantle.our mantle is chopped limestone that my wife wants me to rip out in favor of a beam. thing is our fireplace extends 20’ up the wall and i’m afraid that if i chisel out the mantle, the rest of it will crash down on me. maybe that’s her plan?
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On 10/25/2019 at 8:02 AM, Anastasis said:
Some shit is just easier to outsource.
On 10/25/2019 at 10:44 AM, utee94 said:Yup. I painted about half the house myself a couple of years ago-- bedrooms, bathrooms, easy stuff. But for the great room and staircase and entryway with 20' ceilings and stuff, I just paid the professionals. Not worth my time and headaches.
Also, we too just had plantation shutters installed in about half the house, the original buyers only did the bottom floor and a little bit of the second story. I guess they ran out of money. Now, apparently, it's my turn...
well y’all convinced me. i’ll be outsourcing said said giant walls. i did manage to knock out two rooms over the weekend though. it was liked therapy after that shitshow of a game saturday afternoon.
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we’re in the process of replacing blinds with plantation shutters. this has led to my worst nightmare, painting the interior walls before installation. i actually enjoy painting, but i’m starting with the living room this weekend, which has 20’ ceilings. this may well be the end for me.
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4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
it’s not a crime unless you yell, “crime!” while you’re doing it.
or immediately afterwards.
2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:You have to count to 3 Mississippi first...
1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:And Trump said no quid pro quo when asking for quid pro quo.
Therefore that negates the crime even if he were to yell ‘crime’ while doing it.
It’s the No Homo doctrine.
clearly y’all aren’t familiar with the ol’ “i don’t even know him” defense
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7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
he also doesn't do his job.
i thought that was implied
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6 hours ago, sachick said:
Wish I had a job where I could watch TV all morning.
he doesn’t get paid to do his job.
“See whether or not all of the other of your favorites, your other favorites gave up their salary. The answer is no.” - PABOTUS
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got two quotes this week. they were really far apart too, by 60%. i expected variance but goddamn. both are basswood. the cheaper is made in houston. the more expensive is graber, made in mexico with us hardwoods that’swhatshesaid.
guess i’ll get one more quote just to see what the actual price should be.
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4 hours ago, Goredho said:
I should.also add: A big part of the problem is the insistence by Trump that all policy and strategic goals have to be executed before the 2020 election — ramifications of a poorly thought out and rushed execution be dammed.
Decades of one strategy getting us to where we are at? Time needed to ensure allies previously dependent on our support aren’t hung out to dry? A need to throttle changes to ensure something awful doesn’t arise to fill our void in world affairs?
Fuck that shit. We have to be BOLD!! I’m a CEO an we have to get those quarterly numbers up! The board may choose to make a change if we can’t show results NOW!
And the Trumpkins will love it. He tried to accomplish everything he said he would. Succeeded in many, including ending our wars! Best President ever, including Reagan! That will be their refrain no matter who wins in 2020.
The ramifications of Trump’s shitacular execution won’t be fully felt until he’s out of office, and the 38% stupidest US citizens won’t be able to connect the dots back to these decisions. The observations of those that can will be painted as revisionism with a liberal agenda by the machine of the 2% most wealthy US citizens and that will be enough for Joe Dirt. And there we’ll be — 40% rock solid behind the future advancement of Trumpism with 60% of us shaking our head’s in disbelief.
hey asshole, don’t drag me into this
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we just got back from a week in oahu without the kids. i hadn’t been in nearly 20 years and this was the first trip there for lady dirt. we stayed in waikiki and did all the tourist stuff like hiking diamond head, waimea falls, dole, north shore, etc. now that that’s out of the way, next time we can go to a different island and actually just relax.
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we are looking to replace all faux blinds in our home with plantation shutters.
any of y’all degenerates have recommendations in the greater austin area? anybody ever go the online route with diy installation?
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the party of honest abe lincoln. l-o-fuckin-l
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8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
but i’ll tweet a top secret satellite image i took with my camera phone. very cool. very legal.
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1 hour ago, Lobo said:
Lots of lava. I think...yeah, they said...the most lava they've ever seen. Tons of lava. Just tremendous amounts of lava. One of the most lava'ist eruptions we've ever seen. Just tons of lava. So much lava. Anyway, we're taking care of it. Of the lava, and the lava to come. And also the before lava. Just so much lava. Wow, fantastic lava. Not like that, but in the sense that it's such an incredible amount of lava that we're seeing. I mean, am I right people? We're handling the situation as the lava continues. So, great news. Lava.
👌 beautiful lava.
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we have an ‘18 expedition limited. we have minor issues that we need to get taken care of. issue 1 is the turn signal doesn’t return to neutral after completing a left turn. seems the return spring needs replacing. issue 2 is the wireless charging pad no longer works at all. dealer is telling us they’ll need it for a week to fix both issues.
aside from these little annoyances, we’re enjoying it. fits our 4 kids much more comfortably than the explorer we had before. the ecoboost has pretty solid power. and perhaps the best thing in my eyes is that there’s a usb port at all seats. means no more fighting over charging cables on long drives. fucking godsend.
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any of you degenerates using cbd to aid in GI issues? we’re exploring this as a supplement to the biologics that aren’t really working to treat my daughters crohn’s.
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On 4/6/2018 at 9:54 PM, AngryBevo said:
Not leather but i prefer slim and it holds up well.
slim fold wallet
resurrecting this old ass thread because i need a new wallet. i got a bellroy hide and seek as a gift a few years ago but it wasn’t as compact as i wanted.
hows the slim fold holding up?
anyone have a distil union wally?
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1 hour ago, Chooky said:
Went back to this to go Gardner Barnes/Blood Meridian on some separatist asses. Explosive shotgun rounds are fun. Made a Bob by going dead eye with the semi auto shotgun and hit both shoulders and both knees. His just-a-torso death rattle kinda got to me.
I've had a problem with my weapons un-equipping each time I dismount the horse. Anybody experienced this or know of a remedy? Trying to complete the 5 cougars with a bow challenge while doubling up on the two perfect cougar pelts and I can be carrying the bow in my hand but when I dismount it's back on the horse. Kind of a deal breaker, especially when the horse hears the cougar and bucks me off and I'm left holding nothing but pistols.
All of the patches and updates have been for online play while single player glitches are just left to rot.
Also can't get past the five finger filet challenge. I just absolutely suck at it.
the weapons unequipping at dismount is a pain in the ass. restarting my ps4 was the only “fix” i could come up with. poison arrows make quick work of the cougars.
as for fff, if the two buttons are x and triangle for example, put your index finger on x and middle finger on triangle and just alternate presses as fast as you can. kinda like tapping a desk. it helps to not even look at the screen.
i tried online play and kept getting sniped while on free roam. quit after about 10 mins and never tried again.
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finally hit 100% today. the storyline is great, but the best part of this game are the side missions.
no idea what i’ma play next.
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2 hours ago, NowThis said:
PG isn't all world, good but not a title maker. Lakers have a good roster now with Danny Green and my man Javale , along with Kuzma. What a blessing for them to get rid of Lonzo.
haha as a lakers fan i’m much more happy about this than i am disappointed in missing out on KL.
also not going back to quote y’all, but @those laughing at lakers signings of green, mcgee, etc who else would be better acquisitions at this point? the money has to go somewhere or they lose it when the AD trade is official. better to spend a bit more and know what you’re getting in return as opposed to having less to spend on unknown or lesser players.
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2020 cant get here soon enough. if only so i don’t ever have to hear this punkbitch say “deal” or “tariffs” ever again.
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7 hours ago, Chooky said:
How much fun would it be as a reporter to get to ask the POTUS "Mr. President, do you have any response to the Iranian President telling the world stage that you're retarded?"
No.1, he’s not my type. No.2, i don’t even know him.
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Donald Trump 2019
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still haven’t heard anything official about any kind of “event” at work today. i’m holding out hope that he goes to flex then gtfo. don’t want this shit where i eat.
maybe i’ll just work from home today.