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Posts posted by Surly Bevo
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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Seinfeld doesn't have competition if you aren't including The Simpsons. That bracket is like putting the '97 Bulls in March Madness.
2nd place is a fun convo.
A proper 16 (I ain't seeding them) probably should be something more like
Seinfeld
Simpsons
Cheers
I Love Lucy
All In The Family
MASH
Curb
Frasier
Arrested Development
The Cosby Show
The Office
Parks and Rec
Sunny
Roseanne
Larry Sanders Show
30 Rock
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I knew I should have fucking gotten gas today
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CDC ain't hiring no high school coach.
4A at that. I like Adrian, he’s done great things at Sinton but uh yea….no. -
True. What I wonder though is is anyone still on the fence about this fucking guy? By this point how come your mind not be made up?
Minds may be made up but you’re forgetting the much more important decision.
“Am I going to get up off my ass today or any of the days in the previous weeks of early voting and go to the polls to vote for the guy I made my mind up on. Or, am I just gonna sit here and bait while watching Ow My Balls”- 4
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FIRE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
TONIGHT
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Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?
Yeah, I may have sent something.
Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?
Actually, I’m really very…
The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!
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8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:
i already answered this question
Yea but half the time your posts read like you wrote them whilst having a stroke.
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Just now, mdmost said:
So much padding for time just to get to this weird final interview.
Jim's thinking, "My next broadcasting move is 5 months hanging out with Romo so let's drag this shit out"
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Åberg definitely sounds like he spent some time in Texas.
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Good shit Scottie
And Now.....
An Awkward Moment Unlike Any Other.
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Morikawa making a mess of this last hole.
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What happens if the cell phone rings now from the hospital? Straight to voicemail?
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That will do it.
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Is god gonna let him know who the real killer was?
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3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:
Stadium beers.
Talk about a fucking disaster. The NFL Fans Going Goon thread would be 20x longer than any of those spaz Houston Astros threads where they are all there hyperventilating over every early May pitch like it's game 7 in the playoffs.
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Keller boy drubbing the fuck out of them
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It's really nuts how the longer and stranger this all gets that the posters on this thread and the indictment thread who used to seem measured, logical, orderly and reasonable now are starting to seem insane by continuing to be measured, logical, orderly and reasonable whil the emotional outburst people who seemed to be teetering on the ledge on a minute by minute basis seem more and more like the sane ones.
Fuck this guy for doing that.
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4 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:
Eventually - like 600 million years from now - the moon will be far enough away that total eclipses will no longer be possible and we will then only have annular eclipses.
I just had Siri add a reminder.
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Edey should shoot a 3 to try to get to the most worthless 40 points ever doe
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5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:
Not sure how that's possible. He's ranked a low second rounder in most mock drafts.
Right, neither he nor Purdue would be here if that wasn't the case
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1 minute ago, chainsaw said:
It's like driving drunk and getting arrested
Too soon
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14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:
Aside from an hour long totality being silly and making no sense at all, why wouldn’t all totalities along the center line be the same length of time every eclipse? Isn’t it just the speed of the moon and rotation of the earth?
Astronomy, physics and geometry and shit
Duration
The following factors determine the duration of a total solar eclipse (in order of decreasing importance):[33][34]
- The Moon being almost exactly at perigee (making its angular diameter as large as possible).
- Earth being very near aphelion (furthest away from the Sun in its elliptical orbit, making its angular diameter nearly as small as possible).
- The midpoint of the eclipse being very close to Earth's equator, where the rotational velocity is greatest and is closest to the speed of the lunar shadow moving over Earth's surface.
- The vector of the eclipse path at the midpoint of the eclipse aligning with the vector of Earth's rotation (i.e. not diagonal but due east).
- The midpoint of the eclipse being near the subsolar point (the part of Earth closest to the Sun).
The longest eclipse that has been calculated thus far is the eclipse of July 16, 2186 (with a maximum duration of 7 minutes 29 seconds over northern Guyana).[33]
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Refs whistles will be the only thing over this next 10 minutes that could make it interesting. Bigs gets in trouble for UCONN and could get Purdue back in this.
2 minutes ago, troph said:They are up by 11 letting edey go one on one. Edey gets his - sorta - and UConn is pulling away. Edey hasn’t dominated since the 8 min mark left in the first half. So far the UConn plan is working great. No need to double team him at all.
They have been bringing help the entire half...including when he threw that ball into the back court. It isn't overly committed help but just a guy there moving back and forth annoying Edey.
And again there....Spencer
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Posted · Edited by Surly Bevo
One of the problems is this trumped up vague notion of “having it all”. Nobody really “has it all”. There’s always some trade off to be made somewhere….always.