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Surly Bevo

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  1. 1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

    Go to the part of town that has a large Hispanic population.  Find a grocery store with a Spanish name.  Find the fattest late middle age hispanic woman you can at that store. If she only speaks broken English that's a bonus. Pay her to make the tortillas for you.

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  2. Fuck you. I played did you?


    Not that I give a shit about the argument you two are having but nobody gives a fuck if you played, it has zero relevancy to the point you were trying to make and that statement just makes you look like a dumbass meathead.

    Carry on but be better.
  3. Yep, that's the way to improve the performance of the football team - delete social media threads where people cite official NCAA statistics.
    Thank God we have such brilliant tactical minds as you.
    Seriously. This thread must be deleted and all factual references banned. Only be eliminating unapproved "truth speech" will Tom Herman ever figure out how to get his team from the cellar of NCAA performance statistics and into a chicken sandwich bowl (or whatever) this season.
    Todd Orlando bears no responsibility for the shit performance of the UT defense this year. Randolph Duke is to blame! Randolph Duke weighs the same as a duck! He must be burned!
     


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