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  1. I think another big reason that younger guys are staying out of the dating game is because you can no longer escape your fuck ups. Send a text that misses the mark? Shared with friends or worse, on tiktok or twitter. Make a bad outfit choice? Photographed or recorded and shamed online. Make a move that is later determined to be predatory (whether it actually was or not), you're buried alive. At least no one knew in the 80s and 90s when I struck out with some rando chick at the mall. 

    My nephew has to be an incel, and I don't mean he has a shitty or entitled attitude. He's 32, morbidly obese, doesn't work, lives with his grandfather. He's got some kind of auto-immune thing going on and is currently on short term disability but my dad said he's gonna try to get it extended. He just lays around all day, playing video games and eating. He has no desire to do anything else, that I can see. I don't know if he's ever touched a titty in his life, much less gotten laid. I feel bad for him but he shows no interest in actually living a real life. I was never a player and never had great luck with the ladies but you'd better believe I was going to fucking TRY.

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  2. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-04-03/sylmar-burglary-money-storage-facility-30-million

     

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    In one of the largest cash heists in Los Angeles history, thieves made off with as much as $30 million in an Easter Sunday burglary at a San Fernando Valley money storage facility, an L.A. police official revealed Wednesday.

    The burglary occurred Sunday night at an unnamed facility in Sylmar where cash from businesses across the region is handled and stored, according to L.A. Police Department Cmdr. Elaine Morales.

    The burglars were able to breach the building as well as the safe where the money was stored, Morales said. Law enforcement sources said the break-in was among the largest burglaries in city history when it comes to cash, and the total surpassed any armored-car heist in the city as well.

     

    Mystery surrounds the break-in.

    Sources familiar with the investigation said a burglary crew broke through the roof of the facility to gain access to the vault. But it is unclear how they avoided the alarm system.

    In addition, viewing the safe from the outside, it showed no signs of a break-in. The operators of the business, whom police did not identify, did not discover the massive theft until they opened the vault on Monday.

    Authorities were alerted, and detectives from the LAPD’s Mission Division station responded to the crime scene to gather evidence.

     
     

    Mystery shrouds the multimillion-dollar Brink's big rig heist

    Further adding to the intrigue is that very few individuals would have known of the huge sums of cash that were being kept within that safe, according to the law enforcement sources.

    The break-in was described as elaborate and suggested an experienced crew of burglars who knew how to gain entry to a secure facility unnoticed.

    An FBI spokeswoman confirmed Wednesday night that the agency and the LAPD are investigating the theft.

     

    The largest prior cash heist in Los Angeles was on Sept. 12, 1997, with the robbery of $18.9 million from the former site of the Dunbar Armored facility on Mateo Street. Those behind the theft were eventually caught.

    Sunday’s incident also comes nearly two years after a multimillion-dollar theft of jewelry from a Brink’s big rig at a Grapevine truck stop.

    As much as $100 million in jewels and valuables was taken from the truck.

    In that case, thieves made off with the goods at 3 a.m. on July 11, 2022, stuffing more than 20 large bags with jewelry, gems and other items that the Brink’s tractor-trailer had been transporting from the International Gem and Jewelry Show in San Mateo to the L.A. area.

    The heist occurred during a 27-minute window in which one driver slumbered in the vehicle’s sleeper berth and another ate a meal at the Flying J, a sprawling truck stop just off Interstate 5’s sinuous Grapevine in Lebec, Calif.

    That crime remains unsolved.

     

  3. 56 minutes ago, royiv said:

    How come postal carriers aren’t dropping like flies when all they can be armed with is pepper spray?

    My buddy works for the USPS and he said dealing with the dogs was terrible. But the reason they aren't getting mauled on the reg is (according to my buddy) once your dog starts some shit, the carriers will just quit bringing your mail. You have to go to the station and get it yourself. And their union doesn't fuck around. 

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  4. My wife likes to start arts and crafts projects at like 9 PM. "I'm gonna paint these blocks for the grandkids!". Once, I asked why she had all this energy later in the evening for that bullshit but when I ask for some pussy at 10 PM on a random day, she's "so exhausted". Tone, etc.

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  5. 36 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

    Take the pills and not the liquid

    My sister had two friends that got the pills instead of the liquid and both had serious issues. Aspirated during the procedure and almost died. They had to abort and reschedule for a later date, which just adds insult to injury IMO. 

  6. I need to get going with one of these, as I just turned 50. But honestly, the prep scares me more than the anal intrusion. I hate taking things that mess with my stomach, I don't think I could handle it. 

  7. I asked ChatGPT to write a diss track. I offer it up, royalty-free:

     

    Yo, it's time to set the record straight,
    I'm dropping bars to seal your fate,
    Riff Raff, you're just a parody,
    A joke in the game, no real strategy.

    You're flashy chains and neon gear,
    But where's the substance, where's the real fear?
    Your rhymes are weak, your flow is fake,
    You're just a fraud, a cheap mistake.

    Claiming fame with your outlandish style,
    But when it comes to talent, you're in denial.
    You're all flash and no class,
    A one-hit wonder destined to pass.

    (Chorus)
    Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown,
    In this rap game, you're going down.
    I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep,
    Exposing your facade, time to weep.

    (Verse 2)
    You claim to be a rap icon,
    But your career's a joke, it's long gone.
    You're living in a fantasy, a dream,
    But wake up, Riff Raff, reality's not what it seems.

    Your rhymes are empty, your words hollow,
    You're just a puppet, dancing for dollars.
    You talk a big game, but where's the substance?
    You're all style, no essence, just nonsense.

    You're a stain on the rap scene,
    A walking meme, a has-been.
    I'll tear you down, expose your flaws,
    Riff Raff, you're nothing but applause.

    (Chorus)
    Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown,
    In this rap game, you're going down.
    I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep,
    Exposing your facade, time to weep.

    (Bridge)
    You may have fans who love the show,
    But real heads know you're just for show.
    You're a gimmick, a manufactured lie,
    I'll bury you deep, no need to try.

    (Verse 3)
    So take a seat, Riff Raff, and listen well,
    Your time's up, I'm ringing the bell.
    I'm the real deal, the genuine article,
    While you're just a sideshow carnival.

    I'll dismantle your empire, brick by brick,
    Expose your flaws, make you sick.
    So say your prayers, it's time to face,
    The truth hurts, you're just a disgrace.

    (Chorus)
    Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown,
    In this rap game, you're going down.
    I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep,
    Exposing your facade, time to weep.

    (Outro)
    So farewell, Riff Raff, it's been real,
    But your time's up, it's time to kneel.
    I'll be here, standing tall and true,
    While you fade away, lost in the blue.

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  8. I used to talk mad shit about the dorks that complained at work about losing/gaining an hour. "Who gives a fuck?", I would ask the losers.  Well, I guess fun time's over for me. I felt shitty yesterday and again today, haven't slept well. I can't explain it. I have become that which I most despise. 

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  9. 3 hours ago, 'stache said:

    It's also bizarre to me that they never really dug into the story lines and how the family had to position itself to make it big and fight for the World Championship, or who was supposed to win or lose in those fights. It's like their toeing the line between they have to earn it like traditional sports and sort of dancing around the fact that it's all choreographed.

    Yeah, this made no sense. The dad is telling him "You could get a title shot if you keep it up" and if I'm Kevin or David I'd say "Uhh, you own the company. Write me in as the champ."

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  10. 36 minutes ago, Deej said:

    She'd probably already been dead inside for quite some time. 

    How can that be? She's had literal gallons of the stuff of life blasted into for years. One could argue that she was more full of life than a vast majority of planet Earth. 

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  11. I just got my last kid off of my car insurance policy. Not that I was in a hurry for them to grow up and get married/have kids but seeing the adjusted bill almost brought a tear to my eye.

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