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Posts posted by Sandman
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30 minutes ago, 52-80 said:
He is the son of incestuous union
Go on....
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I work in Midtown, so this hits close to home for me.
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13 hours ago, Macanudo said:
They like rape.
50% of people involved with rape think it's fine.
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Here's some I've seen recently. These are adults, BTW.
Luretha, Blayr, Kaesi, Princess, Honey.
People are dumb.
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5 hours ago, 'stache said:
We were 10-6 (.625) before Gundy. Pretty small sample size because we made only a handful of appearances between the 40's and 2000s, but we've done pretty good when we get there. Bowl record is such a dumb statistic though because it really has no bearing on how good your program is, especially by today's standard where 6-6 gets you into some no-name corporate sponsor bowl. A team with a .500 bowl record consisting of several BCS/NY6 bowls is doing better than a program with a .750 bowl record consisting mostly of Fart of Dallas and Beef o' Brady bowls.
Shut up, dude! We beat Bama in '06!! BAMA!!
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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:
I think 'Flight of Icarus' is more appropriate.
Shit, either one is good. Bruce Dickinson is the man!
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1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:
Who's this guy?
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5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:
I see a few in my office that routinely carry in 4 bags. One with laptop/work stuff, one purse (i.e. Black Hole of Calcutta), one lunch/snack bag and one bag with workout clothes.
You mean "walk around with a bottle of water in one hand while talking on the phone" clothes, right?
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16 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:
You live 1.1 miles from your MIL? Poor bastard.
I can't complain, my MIL is great. Minds her own business, doesn't try to tell me how to run my household, keeps my wife busy. Also available if I need anyone to handle something at my house when we aren't home, like pick up the mail or meet a delivery guy. Win-win IMO.
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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:
There are at least 5 women on my floor who come in everyday talking on their cellphone to someone else. One of them then proceeds to go sit in the break room for 15-20 minutes EVERY morning to continue talking. After several months of this, I asked her who she was talking to every day. Her mom.
She then tells me that they talk every morning on her drive in (at least 45 minutes according to her), plus the 15 minutes after she gets to work and then she calls her mom again on the drive home. She admitted that on the weekend she probably talks to her for another 2-3 hours a day. WTF? 15+ hours a week talking to the same person on the phone? And her mom lives here in Houston. Like 10 minutes away from her. They see each other all the time. I about lost my shit when she told me that they go shopping pretty much once a weekend and spend 5-6 hours together and then when she drops her off at home, one of them calls the other. And this woman has 2 kids (one in grade school, the other in middles school.) She's married too. It's not like she doesn't have a shit ton of other stuff to do as a mom/wife. Her husband is either the biggest weenie in the world or he's just glad she's not talking to him.
I don't think I talk to any one person in my family for more than 2 hours the whole week unless we're on vacation or something.
My wife is almost exactly like this. She calls her mom every day on her drive home, yes I'm glad it's not me. She goes to her house for sunday lunch every week. We live 1.1 miles away, so she sees her all the time.
I'm not complaining, though. We don't have little kids at home and I get extra free time to watch football or
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I just watched this over the weekend and loved it. The GoG scenes were hilarious and I liked how they intereacted with Thor. I've never liked the Thor films, I watched the 1st one and skipped the rest. After this latest Avengers film, I went back to watch Thor 3 and it was fantastic as well. I was really losing interest in the marvel films but I almost feel invigorated about them now.
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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:
Hates a mess at a restaurant? This person doesn’t have children.
I do but mine are in high school. I don't have to deal with toddlers anymore, thank Christ.
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On 7/24/2018 at 10:45 PM, austingirl said:
Edgar has always been a really heavy chewer - took us forever to find toys he wouldn't tear up in a few minutes and that didn't give him tummy issues like those roasted bones. These water buffalo horns are his favorite toy now. They last forever -months- even though he chews on them all the time. I've even caught him sleeping on them like pillows.
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkMy little boston terrier jackasses were chewing on just about anything, so I bought a 2 pack of these horns on amazon. They fucking love them. It really does hold their attention. Unfortunately, it hurts like hell when you step on or kick one. Fuck.
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3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:
You could have gotten a reader or went to a parts house and had them scan her car. Then decided if it was worth letting it ride till the mechanic could see it.
I did and it was a thermostat. I didn't feel like gambling with it, so we took it to the dealer.
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The problem with an independent mechanic is their availability. There's a shop down the street from me, great reputation but when I called to have my daughter's car checked out, he couldn't see it for a week. I'm not letting her drive around with a CEL for a week. The dealership got it done in 2 business days. I can't even say I paid more because the independent guy couldn't quote me a price without seeing it, and he couldn't look at it for a week.
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Taking the wife & mother in law (yes, I know) to DC in late September. I'm curious about the weather. Living in Oklahoma (much like Texas), I'm used to wearing shorts until late October or later. I checked a few weather sites, they call for highs in the upper 70s, lows in the low 50s. The last time I went, it was late May and I didn't need anything but shorts. I'm packing pants, just in case, but what about a jacket? I don't want to pack things I won't need.
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Took my wife to a local pizza place. The pie comes out, it's really cheesy. As I'm using the pie-server utensil to get my piece, huge strands of cheese are stretching out. Wife decides to grab those strings of cheese and try to break them, but all she does is yank my slice off the utensil and it goes splat, face down on my plate. Got toppings all on my side of the table. "I thought it would break easier.". I mean, really? I had to sit in front of the debris, looking like it was my first time to eat out or something. I hate making a mess at a restaurant.
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I'd enjoy suffocating under those big asses.
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Whenever I touch an ice cream container, my hands get sticky as fuck. And I don't mean when I open the container, I mean any time I touch it. Like when moving it to another side of the freezer when I need to put in a bigger item.
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16 minutes ago, SDG said:
Stoops didn’t exactly run a domestic violence free program...
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I don't think his problems involved any assistant coaches. Hey, who can control these kids today, right???! /s
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I could totally see Ohio State dump UM and go after Stoops. Bring home another native son to clean up this disaster? No brainer.
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I hate how other people have forced me to keep the thing chained to me at all times. If I'm at home and I go to take a shit, I have to take it with me or my wife will text, then call, then call back again to ask me where I've been and if I'm alright. Not because she's a bitch but because she's been conditioned to have her phone with her and she thinks other people feel as she does. And I don't think she's "wrong". So it's either take it everywhere or deal with the questions. Plus I like to browse twitter on the shitter.
I've forgotten it at home before, I won't go back to get it if I'm more than a block away.
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5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:
Yep, and you have to be stupid thinking that a work schedule will change once they understand your work ethic. The ONLY time you have leverage is before you’re hired. And when you’re starting as a contractor, you have even less leverage.
That's usually how it works. "Oh, you picked up the slack and got shit done when nobody else would step up? Great, that's now one of your permanent job duties."
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1 hour ago, dmtx said:
I love my four 10s mon-thurs. my work is 15 mins from the house. I can work out in the morning, get to work by 730a, home by 630p. the only way i go to five days, is if I can go in early, 6a or 630a. I'm in early riser. I want to get the day over.
My four 10s are M-TH, 6:30-5:00. I've been doing it since november and I like it. I wouldn't go back unless I got a 6:00-3:00. Staying till 5 sucks ass but having friday off eases the pain.
Terrible White People Baby Names
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My ex-sister in law had a son, they decided on Hunter for the name. Their last name also started with an H, so I tried like hell to talk her into giving him a middle name that started with H, so we could call him Triple H. She decided to give him her maiden name as his middle name, like he was an 18th century politician. What a fucking waste.