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  1. 33 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

    Hornfans.com is probably more your speed.

    For someone with a kickass avatar and a badass username, you sure do suck at posting

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  2. 9 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

    Means we comfortably handled Alabama in Tuscaloosa and largely took care of business against every other team with one slip up. Sure we'd like more style points but damn how can folks be this miserable about a team with a live chance of making the CFP.

    you can say that again, that again

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  3. 5 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

    My wife is the exact opposite. Me: "I'm a little congested."

    Her :"I have laid out 12 different drugs for you and typed up a minute by minute schedule of when you should take each."

     

    Mine:

    Me: "I have a headache" or "My knee hurts" or "I didn't sleep well"

    Her: "It's probably cancer"

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  4. 7 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

    Look! Another premature ejaculator…

    *pulls out the black light* Nope, no orgasms yet. 

    My point was that this season so far has played out in reverse of so many other seasons, even those where we've beaten ou and then they go on to the conf championship game. I got so fucking tired of watching them luck into winning games like we did against Houston or K State the past few weeks. OTOH, they have dropped games they shouldn't have -- for so many years that has been our domain. For once we aren't looking up at the rest of conference standings, hoping that ou or someone else will lose so that we can get back into contention for a conference championship. Am I counting on a conference championship, or a playoff spot? Hell no, for too many years we've been really good at finding creative ways to fuck up our season.

    But we control our destiny late in the season, and that doesn't happen often. And ou is mired in sadness at the moment, hoping that various pieces fall into place for them. So hell yes, I am enjoying the fuck out of this season so far. If we do wind up winning out, then yeah, there will be a mess to clean up. 

  5. 32 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

    Honest question...

    I have to work a shitass chess tournament tomorrow starting before the game and ending after it, and I'm not certain of the degree to which I'll be able to follow on my phone. 

    This leaves the following options:

     

    1:  Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential assbeating of KSU that would be extremely enjoyable to watch.

    2.  Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential heartbreaking blow to our Big 12 title/playoff chances that would be pleasant to miss.

    3.  Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely satisfying asswhuppin of KSU that will be awesome to watch that afternoon.

    4.  Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely mortifying loss that makes me angry and ruins my weekend rather than enjoy time with the family.

     

    Given the odds, the alleged presence of Kevin Dickfuck Mar, and the stakes, what would ya'll do? 

    Games like this give me stress, so I am going for a long hike tomorrow, recording the game, keeping up with the score realtime, and then either watching with content satisfaction or burning the recording when I get home. Much less stressful for me. 

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  6. Amazing Halloween night in our neighborhood, as usual. Some houses offered adult beverages to parents which was a nice touch. One woman in the hood is a university astronomy professor and had her telescope set so people could see Saturn and Jupiter -- pretty fantastic add-on to the typical Halloween festivities. 

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