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Posts posted by honolulu horn
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1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:
Bama insiders think Texas is one of the only jobs that could withstand a Bama push.
Just like Saban, Bama fans also have resigned themselves to the reality that Texas doesn't fuck around.
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9 hours ago, crash_davis said:
Gives some perspective to how fast this shit happens.
cab but I was on safari in South Africa and saw a cheetah stalking an impala. It was amazing how fast that cheetah went from dead still to dead sprint, but even more amazing how fast that impala moved to get away.
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Apparently the Marianas Trench isn't the deepest crevice in the earth after all
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Jesus this thread is retarded.
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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:
First all, this Clash cover breaks out of the gates with the genius of Mick impersonating an English bobby siren but the second guitar riff on top is what makes the irresistible hook that pops up throughout the the song.
My favorite Clash song.
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This entire song is one long beautiful guitar moment.
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Her obnoxious and idiotic preening and then subsequent self-ownage on that Barstool clip is truly incredible.
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On 12/7/2023 at 9:24 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
Between that and the harmonies on the Beach Boy's Heroes and Villains, I'd say those are the soundtracks to heaven.
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I mean, I can see why Arch would transfer:
He's a backup to a quarterback that has gotten immensely better working under Sark. Maalik is gone. Texas has all of the momentum in college football and is headed to the playoffs with a chance at a national title. Sark and co have built a team that is solid for years to come from the inside out, we're headed to the SEC next year, and fan and media interest is at a fever pitch. Every time he touches the ball the crowd goes crazy. Arch's social media presence is insane, and DKR and Texas have an incredible media reach and scale that few other schools can match. Also his family is squarely focused on him taking school and football slowly and learning from the best.
But yeah, he's totally transferring. 🙄
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9 minutes ago, Hornlover said:
From Message Board Geniuses. Arch is transferring to Louisville. 🤣😂
Pretty sure MBG routinely posts / retweets the most idiotic posts they can find from various message boards. The real top dipshit here is redbirds2235, not MBG.
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A little late to the celebration, but congrats, champs! So freaking badass to go back to back, over so many top seeds. Hook 'em!
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Exactly. It's a shame we're a destination school and city, and our NIL options are first rate. Maybe you should stop sucking, Nebraska.
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Nebraska fans must REALLY hate Texas. We just keep humiliating them year after year after year, in various and unexpected ways.
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I really should know who more of these people are than I do. But a quick caption wouldn't kill anyone.
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I worked for a couple of years as a psychologist in a maximum security prison, and believe me that place was hell on earth for reasons I won't go into. Imagine the worst things you think of, and then double it. Seeing just how terribly human beings can treat each other (inmates, officers, admin, every single person there) changed me forever.
But on a more light-hearted note, my best friend and I worked at the Captain's Club out at Lake Travis for its opening weekend. We started as busboys on a Friday and the owner said he couldn't pay us much money but we could eat all the food we wanted. As high school seniors that sounded good to us. Sunday it was shut down following the worst food poisoning outbreak in Texas history. Literal sewage in the water. Goodbye innards. We had a backpacking trip in Colorado a few days later, celebrating graduation, and we left every gas station bathroom between Austin and Denver a shit-covered hellscape.
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Total wish cast, but getting Quinn, Sanders, and Brooks back next year would be unreal.
And I assume JWhitt will be back too, simply because he's been on our team for what seems like 15 years now. I just figure he'll retire in a Longhorn uniform once he hits his 35th birthday.
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My favorite player on this team. Plays like a beast, does the dirty work, always has a smile on his face. Also loves Bevo. Graduated I believe. A certified badass motherfucker with the ball in his hands. JWhitt is the truth.
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notre dame not making an appearance on anyone's "top" lists is pretty wild. It's amazing how much the shine has come off of that program. But given the playoff expansion, they'll almost always be favored to make the playoffs, so it's still gotta be a pretty good job.