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Posts posted by ImissWallyPryor
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Just another day in SFO, my friend.
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3 hours ago, Parliament said:
OK. I spent a half hour on the phone with my liberal, Democrat, feminist, college professor sister. (No pics.) She has followed the Urban Meyer saga closely. And she knows Title IX, as she is subject to it as well.
Shocking to me, she says Urban Meyer should not have been fired and she's happy with the outcome. No objective person sets the #metoo bar as high as my liberal, Democrat, feminist, college professor sister, if she's satisfied, maybe I can be as well.
A point she makes (and I won't argue it) is Title IX is built to protect victims, not punish offenders, and the UM/ZS saga is in a HUGE gray area. If CS were a university employee as well, this woulda gone much differently. You can bet that gray are will get fixed soon.
I am a guest on this board and I won't poop on it with any kind of an opinion of my own. Rather I will continue to do what I have tried to do; convey objective facts as best I can, and then keep my mouth shut.
Carry on. God Bless Surly Horns.Selective outrage is common among your sister’s demographic group.
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On 8/27/2018 at 5:21 AM, Spankytoes said:
We’ll settle for a swimsuit photo. That’s a fair compromise.
I busted my son drinking and driving home from Applebee’s a few months ago. He lives in our TX house by himself where he knows that we are OK with drinking at the house but won’t buy it for him. The cardinal rule is that he NEVER drives nor does anyone else that partakes. Didn’t make a difference. Kids are going to be kids.
Good luck
Applebee’s? Holy fuck, the kid needs serious help!
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So, the SEC champs gets the automatic invite? At least my way limits the SEC to 4 participants.
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14 hours ago, kopp0e said:
I have no problem with this, if the NCAA purest of CFP want all to take the 4 team playoff "invitational" as serious, then expand the format to at least 12, or between 16 to 24 teams...
I’d be satisfied with 8, the P5 conference champs plus 3.
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2 hours ago, randygilman said:
Youre more pissed about the swoosh than the color of the logo? You’re not surly-into right
The Longhorn on his shirt is closer to Burnt Orange than our uniforms.
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11 hours ago, Zavala said:
SIAP
Youtube
WTF is this mother fucking Nike crap doing over his fucking heart? EVERY goddam Texas shirt I’ve ever seen has the Longhorn over the heart. Unfuckingbelievable.
Can someone please Tweeter CDC, because Nike-worshipping Tom won’t coach speak his way out of this to his boss.
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17 hours ago, longhrnfan said:
The staff has a dallas problem right now. That was Mack's bread and butter.
Bread and Butter were the nicknames of his best OL after 2006.
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On 7/26/2018 at 9:39 AM, Jameslaw121 said:
This is where I'm at. If we're driving for vacation or something, Unless we have place in mind that we want to try, we're looking for a Chilis. There burgers are decent. and are only like $7.99 or something so it's not like it's more expensive that fast food.
And, I'm at the point in my life that I just can't eat fast food (except Whataburger, of course).....Al of it just tastes nasty to me.
Your copilot has a job, and that is to research dining options on her (presumably) Yelp or Trip Advisor app. We are rarely disappointed in our choices when traveling.
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Was DE the one who dropped the Thorpe award against TCU?
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On 8/7/2018 at 11:11 AM, futureman said:
$71 billion?
That’s $61 billion too much if you ask me.
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My wife and I were at a stoplight last night, and everyone in the car next to us got out and switched spots. Mrs. ImWP wondered aloud if the PC police would call her racist she to call that a Chinese Fire Drill.
Maybe I should have posted that on the random thoughts thread, but this is the Chinaman thread.
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4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:
If you haven’t met them how do you know they haven’t had prior contact?
SnapChat?
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Not what I was hoping for, to be honest.
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I realized this year that the stud Sooner OF, Steele Walker (Golden Golve semifinalist, AA, Team USA Collegiate National Team, etc.) is the son of a UT grad. In fact, if his mom married the guy I think she did, they are both UT grads. His older brother was a walk-on for Mack as well. And he wasn’t a sleeper recruit (DMN HS POY, All-State, etc.). It really pisses me off that Augie didn’t land this kid, as I’m sure he would have been easy pickings. But then again, when you shake the UT baseball tree, bats fall all over the place lately.
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Well, I’ll be damned. I checked my AT&T app, and my credit card had expired. If any of you shitheads works for AT&T, please drop a note in the suggestion box that they at least get someone who sounds professional to record that message about suspended accounts. It sounded like a millennial trying to act like a grownup (Isn’t that the theme of this thread?).
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About two minutes ago, I got a call from AT&T. Evidently, my account had been suspended, and I had to do was press 2. All they wanted was to verify my credit card number. Whew!
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Back in the late 80s, my then 60ish year old father found this great deal at Radio Shack on a computer. He said he’d buy it for me and my wife, so we jumped on the offer. The “computer” he bought was a keyboard.
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But you won't believe what his wife looks like now!
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10 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:
Keloids; very common in the african american varietal.
You misspelled saggy scrotums.
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Nine hours without a post. Pathetic.
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4 minutes ago, Caddox said:
He must've gotten sideways with the asian pussy. Happens to everyone.
Or vice-versa.
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On 8/20/2018 at 3:12 PM, closetojumping said:
The premise that HtownHorn thinks it's perfectly fine to have abdicated one of the top 4 fertile recruiting grounds in the entire country because, basically, "they don't have any of them good kids there anymore", tells you everything you need to know about this goober as a poster.
Calling someone Goober has to be my favorite G-rated insult. +rep
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On 8/19/2018 at 9:59 AM, NateHitch said:
not sure if lol, holy shit or something entirely different
At first I was like, “Why is he deep throating his burrito?”
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest
in Football
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For those of you who are not aware, Sock Monkey won this contest on (name redacted). He changed his handle, but he’s pretty damn cocky about winning it all last year. Buy him a Bud Lite, and he won’t shut up.
As for my prediction:
By God Texas 55
University of Turtles 13