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  1. On 4/29/2018 at 11:12 PM, deac_tracy said:

    I can't stand this noise. It makes me ragey when a waiter hard pours my water like this.

     

     

    I can’t stand the sound of ice cubes clinking around in a container - a glass, tumbler, or jug. Fill that fucker with enough ice that it doesn’t sound like a baby rattle. 

  2. 40 minutes ago, kevwun said:

    Wilson sounds a lot like Shipley.  His measurables don't blow you away, but he's still always open.

    Does anyone know Shipley's 100m PR in HS?  I'd be shocked if it wasn't well under 11 seconds.

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  3. I heard an interview with Scott Frost before their Spring game. I texted one of my Husker buddies, asking him if he thought Frost was the real deal. His response didn’t mention lunch pails:

    “Frost is the real deal. Going to bring back physical play and blue collar attitude.”

  4. Cross Eyes got the last huge rookie contract. The difference between late 1st and early 2nd round isn’t that significant. 

  5. 8 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

    What about work obligations.  Had a boss that was absolutely not going to let me off for 2004 TX/OU because TN was playing at the same time and they were going to be short handed.  

    So I waited until about an hour before game time and “dropped” a case of Coronas on a wet floor.  For effect, I rolled around a bit to draw some blood.

    Boss comes running back and sees me writhing on the floor and sends me home.  Best part is that he told me to take the unbroken bottles with me so that I would feel better.

    In retrospect, kind of crazy, but it was TX/OU.  

    Does piss make a cut sting?

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  6. On 4/25/2018 at 1:01 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

    I’ve told this story on Shaggy before...

    2003 (I think).  Wedding in Knoxville: one of my best friends.  It’s a bye week for TN but we’re playing Arky.  No prob.  I’ll miss the first quarter and watch the rest at the hotel bar during the reception.

    I catch the score on the way out of the church.  Texas is down early.  Get to the reception and damn bar is closed.  A father of another friend comes up and tells me he can’t believe Arky is up 25 points at the half.  Seriously?  F it.  I’m just going to drink  myself happy.

    10 hours later I get home and I’m drunk enough to want to know wtf happened to TX.  Turn on the VCR.  Halftime.  Wait a minute.  We’re only down by like 7.  I’m giddy.  Friend’s father was effing with me.  Maybe we won!!! 

    90 mins later and we really did end up losing.  So, I got to experience Texas losing to Arkansas twice in one day.  Good times.

    That beats being down by 25 and having your wife look out the back window and tell you, “Honey, I think our boat just sank.”

    / CSB (with pics) for another day. 

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  7. On 4/25/2018 at 8:23 PM, CooterBrown said:

    I’ve never heard a Willie Nelson song in its entirety. I’m actually not sure if I’ve even heard part of one of his songs other that mama don’t let song. I feel my life is better this way. 

    You’ve never been to Cooter Brown’s, I can tell. 

  8. 36 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

    I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

    I believe you just wanted to say cock. 

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