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bizzle

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  1. i have achieved orgasm.
  2. we're getting close to the season and i can absolutely masturbate to this.
  3. if chapman stays healthy he has a chance to be a contributor. kid can really run. i don't see it with jackson. and stud may be a stretch, but i can see muhammad being the kind of guy who flirts with all-conference honors for a year or two, i think guys with his skill set and polish are really rare, even in a 7 on 7 state. he's not going to set the world on fire athletically, but i'd be surprised if he doesn't turn into a pretty consistent 40 - 50 catch a year guy his last 2 years on campus.
  4. i have my worries about the amount of bodies being thrown at the wr position, but production is not one of them. let me state for the record here that muhammad is going to be a stud in college. (price, chase lane, parker will not be.)
  5. no coach is anything close to infallible, but if you don't think the kid can contribute *at all* i have a hard time thinking you're giving up one of your 85 just to keep a guy happy. grayshirt or something, sure, but allowing it in july before his senior year? I think they think he can do something.
  6. i admittedly don't see a whole lot that jumps off the film with him, other than a pretty polished version of an average athlete, but my only internal consolation is this - if you're the coaching staff, do you really want to bring on the son of a kid who don't think can contribute? that seems like asking for trouble, i'm assuming they see something in him, otherwise you're just inviting discord, especially with spots at a premium.
  7. if there's a guy in college football you want as a character reference, it's definitely jeremy pruitt.
  8. the thread seems to be going well.
  9. +1 for an amazing travis schneider reference
  10. this seems like an incredibly normal conversation, and absolutely something that would happen in real life.
  11. of all the dozens of billy's long-running bits, the random growth spurt is my favorite.
  12. i say this carefully with the gravity it commands, but this might be your worst take ever.
  13. don't stop golfclap when he's rolling. he's not daddy98 yet, but i have high hopes.
  14. sadly no, but colorado and wyoming for most of august. i'll be spending my days circulating the bills that i'm set to deliver to malik hornsby should it be needed.
  15. some of y'all really need to make up your minds as to how bad we suck at everything, versus running the nation's most vast and complex pay-for-prospect scheme that stretches coast to coast. and most of you need jesus.
  16. i can confirm this.
  17. i think we're giddy about any cornerback who appears like he can 1. make a play on the football, and 2. break a 4.8
  18. dang some of y'all have shitty jobs in the suburbs. also, i'm just here to note for the record that during this incredibly average recruiting run we're on, isaiah raikes is going to be a badass dt in college. please quote this to me when he transfers back to jersey his first semester on campus.
  19. whatthefuckisthisshit.gif
  20. i can actually consume enough drinks to where i reach a point that makes the bankhead offer appears almost reasonable. dude is built well, strong as shit, maybe you can rebuild his body, get him halfway quicker, etc, bullshit, etc. the jefferson offer at that age is rather insane and the kid now has to go through a public thrashing which is not at all his fault.
  21. love that song, but definitely don't remember luke wilson-based video.
  22. you went to the wrong bars and restaurants around smu.
  23. there's definitely something to this. listen on $1,000 headphones and you'll pick up more of the nuance.
  24. yeah, i totally disagree with this. really enjoyed his solo album, and the collaboration with leithauser was really fun, but ezra has most likely forgotten more incredible melodies than rostam will ever come up with. while i agree with you it misses his editorializing (or douche control), i think the production on the majority of the album (some of which i know features rostam) is great. punt the haim and steve lacy collaborations and you've got a great little 13 song album.
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