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TrashMaster G

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  1. On 11/6/2025 at 12:46 PM, markstanco said:

    I was told a few other high schools loaned the band members equipment, and they went out and got third place in state!  If true thats awesome. 

    It is true. Also, as soon as word got out about the crash, the Leander HS trailer was on the road down to San Antonio to help out. 

    And then they borrowed the Texas State band trailer for the last competition this weekend.

  2. On 11/1/2025 at 7:57 PM, Slater said:

    Going to the UK with a majority of family for the Christmas holiday. That's not the bitching part. The bitching is my mother. I wish she would finally grow up and learn to share vacation planning. I've always dreaded family vacations because of her. Since I was a kid when my siblings and I would try to help plan vacations by telling her about an event or something else that seemed interesting that was in the area we were going to, she would ALWAYS make excuses of why we couldn't do that because we have no time or flat out, "No, we're not gonna do any activities you guys wanna do. We're only gonna do what I wanna do." I gave up on family vacations years ago and decided to give it another chance, but mom is still hogging all the vacation planning basically making it her trip and we're all along for the ride(even though we're all paying for our own plane tickets and other expenses). Hell, my brother found an event going on in Glasgow that's happening while we're visiting and he suggested that me, him, our sister and the spouses go to it and give the parents a romantic night to themselves. Mom, still acting childish, literally put her foot down and said "no, y'all don't have time to do that. We should do *insert other activity instead." WTF is wrong with this woman? She loves doing date nights with my dad and this would be a great opportunity to give them private time. I guess it's because SHE didn't plan it herself. Fuck it, I'm gonna do a few things on my own with the girlfriend. If she doesn't like it she can kick rocks. 

    Not sure what we're doing for Thanksgiving yet. I'm sure some shit will hit the fan. Let's get ready to rock out with our cocks out!

    Try this: "Mom, fuck off. We're doing it anyway."

    Is she going to physically stop you? It would be 100% worth the drama to teach her a lesson.

  3. 2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

    Why was the ref announcing “The game is not over!”…..”that’s the end of the game”

    Yeah, was wondering that too. Nobody in the stadium was paying attention, either.

  4. 1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

    He's a 47 year old man who goes by a college nickname. You expect intelligence with his frontal lobe dysfunction?

    I expect the network to hire guys who at least make sense.

    How the fuck does he have a job?

  5. Booger is such a fucking moron. He just said "You can't throw late to the outside..."

    That's not the saying, dumbass. The advice is to never throw late over the middle. 

    God, he is Just. So. Dumb 

  6. On 10/27/2025 at 3:59 PM, Superhero said:

    Our master bedroom and master bath are in a U shape, with the bottom being a very short hallway / nook. There is no door, but sound and indirect light still travel back and forth.

    If she goes to bed first, god forbid I have any lights on or make any sound. I'll turn on the white noise machine to mask any sound, shower in the light from my phone gently casting on the walls; brush my teeth with my manual toothbrush with the sound dampened by the clothes in the walk-in closet and shielded by a door. Any infringement of her delicate sleep is met by much huffing and anger the next morning.

    But when I go to bed a bit first, the lights are on, drawers being open/closed repeatedly, electric toothbrush humming, hair dryer blowing, glass jars clinking on countertop.

    And in her defense? "You should have gone to bed earlier the night before so you wouldn't be so tired and go to bed early today"

    Are you married to my ex wife?

    That passive-aggressive bullshit pissed me off to no end.

  7. 24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

    I mean I would lay hands on a player and physically remove him from the field if he did that stupid shit. It infuriates me. It’s just retarded. 

    You are bordering on Internet Tough Guy territory.

  8. 9 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

    Cool then we will miss the playoffs because we refuse to learn our lesson. The L column matters, get over it, schedule an average team you know you can beat instead of playing @ the shoe for little to no gain. 

    THE SEASON ISN'T OVER, GENIUS!

    Jesus fucking christ.

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