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Posts posted by TrashMaster G
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25 minutes ago, n64ra said:
Why not just have your next dad be a Manning?
<Cat reading newspaper meme>
In my next life, I should be a Manning.
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22 minutes ago, Tex48 said:
Are we just posting random shit on this thread now?
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6 minutes ago, Tex Long said:
Arch starting is likely when Ewers goes down in a game and Arch finishes it, then Ewers isn't back next game. Like Maalik, Arch takes over one game and then stars the next if and only if Ewers is still hurt.
Assuming Arch finishes out a win and looks good, the hype for the First Start may exceed Prime level. That hyperhype would be a certainty if the preserved win is 0U and the First Start is Jawja.
Assuming all that happens at some point, when Quinn is healthy and starts again, we will once more face the avalanche of internet BS saying Arch should start / is going to transfer / the Mannings are pissed, etc., etc.
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4 minutes ago, nnm said:
Water dunlapped over the damn dam.
Dammit, stole my joke.
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1 hour ago, Stringer said:
It kind of seems like it should be the responsibility of the crew to follow the racers. Am I wrong?
Seems real shitty that they lost because their crew didn’t exit at the same place in the roundabout. Maybe the team did it wrong and the crew couldn’t follow them (whether due to traffic or traffic laws) but they should be able to track and catch up quickly. Tough way to go out.I feel the same, but I think the mistake the team made was not pulling over right after they saw that they lost the crew.
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Unfortunately, Ron Howard is directing. He does not have a history of making films with a lot of T&A.
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14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Hartzell's gonna have me arrested for pitching a tent.
Ok, that was funny.
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1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:
Since it happened in College Station can’t help but think this is an Aggy trying to turn their car into a Titan class submersible…wonder if the knockoff Xbox controller they were driving with is what did them in…
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The biggest contributor to the decline in sports journalism is the need to drive clicks and views. I understand that it's not that simple, but that is the simple explanation for why the stuff that does get written is such complete shit.
I miss the days when I could spend a half hour reading just the weekday sports section of the DMN.
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3 hours ago, Crapinon said:
IDK....if everyone put there wheels on the parking lot line, cars would be spaced perfectly. Maybe she's trying to start a trend.
*their
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43 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
I want to be as happy as that donkey.
I think the only time I have experienced that kind of happy was the first time I got to play with a girl's titties.
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1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:
has there ever been another quarterback that's received as much attention for as long as he has before his first start? i can't think of one.
His first start, whenever it comes, is going to be a media circus supreme.
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Who's the third person in the room snapping the pics?
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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:
1,4,3,2
3,1,4,2
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25 minutes ago, Horn80 said:
Not hard to understand why Liz got divorced.
Tough to figure out how she got married in the first place.
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3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:
^^ what producer thought "wow, what a great idea to have this person who is allergic to practically everything" on the show.
Made for some entertaining tv.
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5 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
Me too. It would be an upset. But we have a fluke upset game almost every season. Last year we squeaked by a couple of tight games, but we won't always win those.
I think we will see fewer squeakers and more satisfying asskickings going forward.
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2 hours ago, Mikey4 said:
I'll take 10-2
We win 8 of 9 vs CSU, UTSA, ULM, Vandy, Florida, Miss. St., Kentucky, Arkansas, and A&M
We win 2 of 3 vs Michigan, OU, UGA
I will be royally pissed if we lose any of that group of nine.
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On 4/23/2024 at 11:12 PM, Dnaguy said:
Backstory:
5 year old pukes in upstairs bathroom when kids are supposed to be showering. When I go to clean up and ask what happened she says she has a headache and maybe sick. She needs to have her temperature taken.
Dinner:
Wife - Oh no, DNAgirl. Why were you sick
DNAsister (7 year old): you know how she gets. [backstory is that the youngest pukes at the drop of a hat… which sucks]
DNAgirl: I need my temperature taken
[I take temp and it’s 97]
Me: it says you’re okDNAgirl: Oh. Well now I remember.
Me: remember what?DNAgirl: DNAsis and I were playing upstairs and when she held my neck I felt sick and threw up.
[DNAwife and I look at each other]
DNAsis: [silence] {glare of a thousand suns at DNAgirl}Seems as if some kiddos are losing iPad time this weekend for their little conspiracy…..
@Dnaguy - you realize you just got a very disturbing glimpse into your daughters' future sex lives, right?
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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:
This dude is destined to be a cartel leader.
Respect the hustle.
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12 hours ago, markstanco said:
I was 100% hoping to see that douchebag get eaten.
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32 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:
How is Johnny affording his lifestyle now that he’s several years out of football and his family wasn’t really rich after all? I find it hard to believe he was financially prudent with his rookie contract money.
You're forgetting about all that money he didn't make from signing autographs.
Expectations for the 2024 Texas Longhorns
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Texas may win the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
If we do, I'll end up in jail because I'll walk around throat-punching douchebags who say we won a "natty".