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lateshow

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  1. 14 hours ago, Modessit said:

    Just now:

     

    Kids are playing in the kitchen when one sticks a magnet on the back door and it sticks.

     

    Wife: Wow! Hey, did you know you can stick magnets on the back door?

     

    Me: You can stick them on the front door, too.

     

    Wife walks to the front door with a magnet and it sticks to the front door.

     

    Wife: That's weird. What do you think the door is made of?

     

     

     

     

     

     

    "Magnets work because they repulse each other" - Dirt Bike

  2. 12 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


    Homothugs. They’re vicious. I was legitimately scared of the Christopher st PATH Station in NYC where they congregated. Got catcalled and hit on aggressively there and I’m no small dude. #metoo

    Damn right you were

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  3. 12 minutes ago, RegularSizedRudy said:

    Bartender: Hello sir, what can I get you to drink?
    Customer: I'll take a beer.
    B: *staring back at customer waiting to be told what kind of beer*
    C: *stares blankly back at bartender*
    B: So you just want me to surprise you, or do you have a preference?
    C: Oh...give me an Ultra

    Wasn't that the plot of a dumb ass Red's Apple commercial?

  4. 10 minutes ago, Homercles said:

    Yeah I meant to put a slash in there between mullet and rant, went back to edit, couldn’t, posted in the Help thread asking how to edit, realized I could edit and just missed the timeline on the earlier post here, then edited my HALP CAN HAS EDIT post of dominant failure, and hang my head in putrid shame here before you.

     Namaste

    Hey, it's okay man. We all make mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it. 

  5. 13 hours ago, Homercles said:

    That is definitely a dumbass username.  

    Only the Pokes care that I'm here, but I'm also a useful soldier in the never ending war against the Sooners and don't care for Aggy either but they tend to self implode anyways   

    Gotta make sure Jonkr, Gundy's Rant, Mustache, Mullet, OP, etc survived. 

    I think GundysRant changed his handle to GundysMullet. 

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