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Posts posted by lateshow
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14 hours ago, Modessit said:
Just now:
Kids are playing in the kitchen when one sticks a magnet on the back door and it sticks.
Wife: Wow! Hey, did you know you can stick magnets on the back door?
Me: You can stick them on the front door, too.
Wife walks to the front door with a magnet and it sticks to the front door.
Wife: That's weird. What do you think the door is made of?
"Magnets work because they repulse each other" - Dirt Bike
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4 hours ago, Whitman said:
Very racist.
PS: And isn't the proper term "the blacks"?
Coloreds.
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12 hours ago, RedDirtTexan said:
I'm in lust with Candace Cameron Bure.
Why in the hell are you embarrassed by that?
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5 minutes ago, GhostRider said:
So does chili.
It's the beans.
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12 hours ago, Stunns38 said:
Homothugs. They’re vicious. I was legitimately scared of the Christopher st PATH Station in NYC where they congregated. Got catcalled and hit on aggressively there and I’m no small dude. #metooDamn right you were
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3 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:
Is Derka not Derka?
He's Goo Punch now. So PM Goo Punch.
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1 hour ago, 'stache said:
John Goodman is above this. Can’t believe he agreed to it.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk$20 is $20, bruh.
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3 minutes ago, Homercles said:
Well I’m just trying to get to 50 posts anyways
Word.
This is 50 bitches!
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12 minutes ago, RegularSizedRudy said:
Bartender: Hello sir, what can I get you to drink?
Customer: I'll take a beer.
B: *staring back at customer waiting to be told what kind of beer*
C: *stares blankly back at bartender*
B: So you just want me to surprise you, or do you have a preference?
C: Oh...give me an UltraWasn't that the plot of a dumb ass Red's Apple commercial?
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31 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
Lol “a soon”
That's what I'm talm bout
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7 minutes ago, Homercles said:
Kindler, gentler Shag?
We're surly, but only ironically.
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10 minutes ago, Homercles said:
Yeah I meant to put a slash in there between mullet and rant, went back to edit, couldn’t, posted in the Help thread asking how to edit, realized I could edit and just missed the timeline on the earlier post here, then edited my HALP CAN HAS EDIT post of dominant failure, and hang my head in putrid shame here before you.
Namaste
Hey, it's okay man. We all make mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it.
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1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:
my wife's tits in a dirndl at Oktoberfest in Munich on our honeymoon.
Tell your wife that I enjoy her tits.
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13 hours ago, Homercles said:
That is definitely a dumbass username.
Only the Pokes care that I'm here, but I'm also a useful soldier in the never ending war against the Sooners and don't care for Aggy either but they tend to self implode anyways
Gotta make sure Jonkr, Gundy's Rant, Mustache, Mullet, OP, etc survived.
I think GundysRant changed his handle to GundysMullet.
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20 hours ago, longhorndude said:
Godless was pretty kick sass if you like violent westerns.
And who the hell doesn't?
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Yep. Watched and loved it. I've since started the doc Waco: Madman or Messiah. Really interesting stuff.
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My new favorite subreddit
in Lulz
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Which 2 and which 5?