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lateshow

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  1. 47 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

    I'm a competitive motherfucker.  I'm Baker Mayfield passionate which leads us to this.

    pickup basketball game, most untalented slow slothy motherfucker is guarding me, just hanging all over me because he has no skills.  I'm just playing on getting more and more angry about it and decide, with the ball on the wing, I'm gonna posterize this motherfucker and end this shit!  I dunked the fuck out of that asshole, his face was in my nuts and I slammed that fucker home with the force of Thor's hammer.  I guess my body was so tense from the anger that when I landed my right knee buckled and I tore my ACL.  Heard the snap, everyone cleared the floor and I sat there thinking I just broke my motherfucking leg.  Can't go full Mayfield.

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  2. On 4/6/2018 at 1:16 PM, chesthair said:

    Justified sucked and tim olyphant is a horrible actor.

    *The Big Lebowski is the most overrated movie ever.

     

    *we cant get negged for posting in this thread, right? 

    I'm feeling very triggered right now.

  3. 15 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

    I don’t understand ocean pressure at depth, and I’ve been scuba certified since age 12. I get the general concept but they have to make a submarine tank to get to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and the first thing they see down there is some type of soft-bodied skate. Why isn’t that thing crushed into a tiny ball when my head would implode miles above it?

    Because you touch yourself. 

  4. Since some of my favorites have already been listed, I'll add:

    True Grit (both)

    Rio Bravo

    Appaloosa

    Sons of Katie Elder (I was typing this as the previous two posts were being made. Great movie.)

  5. On 3/31/2018 at 11:25 PM, Stunns38 said:

    This happened a while back and I could have sworn I saw someone post it on our former site.

    Random guy at bar talking to his friend. “When you fuck a girl in the ass, you have the upper hand but when you come in her ass, you own her soul”. He said it loudly and there were some pissed off female bystanders. Lulz


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    The guy makes an excellent point. 

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