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Posts posted by lateshow
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1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:
I think you meant gay man. They have better design sense than dykes, if I have my stereotypes right. Anyway, not liking wall colors classifies as gay these days? Tough crowd.
Yes. You're so gay. NTTAWWT
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I watched it and thought it was excellent.
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I really enjoy Shiner Strawberry Blonde.
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3 hours ago, You don't know me said:
Weekend hen gathering is complete, right? Have you called your insurance company yet? We need an update.
As an insurance agent, all you'd have to do is call me and say "My wife and her friends took the boat out this weekend."
Me: "I got you, fam."
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Squirrel brains and eggs at my grandma's.
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Belongs in the LOL thread.
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31 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
The stuff people consider suspicious these days is pretty funny. To most people, someone coming up and knocking on your door is suspicious. My wife bakes treats for our neighbors and we go around and deliver them around Christmas. First time we did it, the shock and surprise from people we did not know on our street was very weird.
That's because the cookies were dick-shaped.
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6 minutes ago, Felix said:
That's a pluralization homie.
Apostrophes indicate possession, not pluralization.
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I went to Walgreen's and bought a Mute. It's an insert that goes into your nose and expands the nostrils. Seems to have helped mine quite a bit. I feel better and my wife says that she's not bothered or awakened by my snoring any longer.
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32 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:
Her- "Do you remember what shirt I wore last Friday? I can't remember but I don't want to wear the same one"
Me- "No, but if you don't remember then no one else does either"
Tone apparently
Oh, I get that one a lot. She'll say, but there are pictures. Will you look back on my facebook/instagram and see? Like all her friends and acquaintances are really scouring the internet and comparing what you wore then to what you're wearing this evening.....
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You should just respond, "Yes. Exactly right."
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13 hours ago, skipperj said:
Our Nextdoor isn’t too active. The FB group is where all the action is. People accusing others of sleeping with their husbands, people calling out realtors for not taking down their signs and tagging them in it. The racist undertones. Oh. The racist undertones.
What is it with you people and your "racist undertones"? Here in our Arkansas, our racism, from both sides, is just out in the open. The way God intended.
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4 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:
You can send it directly through text, if you want. No beef here.
I really like when she sends me vids of her folding laundry.
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10 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:
Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.
How else are your wife and I supposed to swap nudes?
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On 4/15/2018 at 5:37 PM, Matuka said:
Ice Cube transitioning?
I thought it was Ndamukong Sue....
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3 hours ago, OiU said:
I saw Kelly McGinnis at sloppy Joes in key west drunk and loud 20 or so years ago. She smelled bad or I would have tried to hook up. Fast forward to last night I saw her in accuracy vampire movie. She aged like milk.
To quote the Don "SAD!"
I don't think she would've been interested in you, bro.
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On 4/4/2018 at 3:59 PM, Chewbacca said:
Anyone notice that the lead Chechen guy is Axe's lawyer from Billions?
He was also George Remus on Boardwalk Empire and the murderous retarded dude (Errol Childress) on True Detective Season 1.
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21 hours ago, shakahorn said:
How did she know the ducks were Christians? What if they were Jews...or...heaven forbid...something else?
Ducks are widely known atheists.
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3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:
Brush with averageness?
Hall of Meh
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Brush With Greatness thread is that way. -- >
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2 hours ago, Escapedgoat said:
SO SIAP, but what is the etiquette for those walk-in ATMs, you know the enclosed buildings?
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Andre the Giant sized fart.
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Wakefield, with Bryan Cranston. Hated it.
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I thought it was excellent. All of it.
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16 hours ago, TSipper said:
I guess the "white people don't season food" thing is the new "chicken and watermelon" for racial food stereotypes? I am from the south and I love fried chicken, kool aid and watermelon (kool aid has been replaced with an adult beverage now) and I don't know any white people who don't season food, so I am a loss for how this became thing and why this is funny.
From my experience, white folks up north don't season their food. We, as southerners, and black folks have about the same preferences in food.
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Ban them!