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lateshow

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  1. 3 hours ago, You don't know me said:

    Weekend hen gathering is complete, right?  Have you called your insurance company yet?  We need an update.

    As an insurance agent, all you'd have to do is call me and say "My wife and her friends took the boat out this weekend."

    Me: "I got you, fam."

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  2. 31 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

    The stuff people consider suspicious these days is pretty funny.  To most people, someone coming up and knocking on your door is suspicious.  My wife bakes treats for our neighbors and we go around and deliver them around Christmas.  First time we did it, the shock and surprise from people we did not know on our street was very weird.

    That's because the cookies were dick-shaped.

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  3. 32 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

    Her- "Do you remember what shirt I wore last Friday? I can't remember but I don't want to wear the same one"

    Me- "No, but if you don't remember then no one else does either"

    Tone apparently

    Oh, I get that one a lot. She'll say, but there are pictures. Will you look back on my facebook/instagram and see? Like all her friends and acquaintances are really scouring the internet and comparing what you wore then to what you're wearing this evening.....

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  4. 13 hours ago, skipperj said:

    Our Nextdoor isn’t too active. The FB group is where all the action is. People accusing others of sleeping with their husbands, people calling out realtors for not taking down their signs and tagging them in it. The racist undertones. Oh. The racist undertones.

    What is it with you people and your "racist undertones"? Here in our Arkansas, our racism, from both sides, is just out in the open. The way God intended. 

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  5. On 4/4/2018 at 3:59 PM, Chewbacca said:

    Anyone notice that the lead Chechen guy is Axe's lawyer from Billions?

    He was also George Remus on Boardwalk Empire and the murderous retarded dude (Errol Childress) on True Detective Season 1. 

  6. 16 hours ago, TSipper said:

    I guess the "white people don't season food" thing is the new "chicken and watermelon" for racial food stereotypes? I am from the south and I love fried chicken, kool aid and watermelon (kool aid has been replaced with an adult beverage now) and I don't know any white people who don't season food, so I am a loss for how this became thing and why this is funny.

    From my experience, white folks up north don't season their food. We, as southerners, and black folks have about the same preferences in food. 

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