Jump to content

SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    20802
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    26

Posts posted by SydneyCarton

  1. 1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

    Lulz. I never said I gave a shit.

    You don’t give a shit, but you proposed we construct some kind of social media message to try and woo the kids of North Shore with some kind of “truth” about Texas, and then complained not doing something was going full surrender cobra. I mean, yeah, it kind of seems like you give a shit. 

    • Hook 'Em 1
  2. 25 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

    They're kids that pay attention to social media, so they might actually read it, or they might not, but maybe someone they know will.

    It's better than an Immediate-France-Surrender-Cobra approach.

    No one gives a fuck about a North Shore. The school produces bust after bust. We’re not surrendering shit because they don’t produce shit. 

    • Hook 'Em 3
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1
  3. 4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

    Push boundaries like creating the nation's biggest and best NIL collective, spending more in NIL than everyone else in the nation, while killing the portal and ending with the #1 recruiting class in the nation, LITERALLY LAST YEAR? Other schools are pushing those kinds of boundaries? Oh wait, some 17 year olds made non binding decisions based on absurd potential numbers before fall camp has even started and you for some unknown reason let that ruin your entire mental state...but oh, ah yes, Texas and their vaginal tendencies.

     

    How the fuck have you not been crowdsourced yet you thin skinned puta, take your pants pissing over to Orangebloods

    Hbo Gemstoneshbo GIF by The Righteous Gemstones

    To answer the question, he hasn’t been crowd sourced solely because he posts links on the football board and gets rep. 

    4 hours ago, irishtexan said:

    Jesus fuck. Another goddamn handle? Half of the profiles I have on ignore are different handles he keeps creating so he won't be on ignore and people will see his posts. 

    Weird. I knew it was him because despite the handle change, he was still on my ignore list. Since I have only 3 dudes on that list it was easy to deduce. 

    2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    List of thread details, from best types to the most inane, insipid shit imaginable. 

    1) Arguing over hottest famous women.

    2) Arguing over hottest women on campuses.

    3) Personal stories about random subject matter triggered by some mention in a recruiting update.

    4) Cheese puns.

    5) Campus weather discussions.

    6) Academic dick-measuring among schools competing for a player.

    7) Reliving terrible shit in Texas football history.

    8 ) BBQ snobs finding their way from the food board to discuss brisket smoking nuances and other super dumb shit associated to BBQ snobbery. 

     

    I feel like 7 should be closer to 4 or 3. 

    • Hook 'Em 1
  4. 20 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

    Sark flips recruits late in the season as regularly as Mike Stoops like smelling farts out of a paper bag. It'll be ok. Yes, I have caught myself being worried, but until Sark doesn't do this, it's stupid to worry about. 

     

    20 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

    I do wonder if Sark and Orphy can close this one out later in the season.  Tine will tell. 

    Just to let everyone know, this is Spider2yBanana. So react accordingly. 

    • Hook 'Em 1
  5. 18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

    At what point ($) does a player not pay attention to a money amount and just say, “fuck it….I’m going to Texas”, even if they don’t get paid as much as another school offered?   Even if they don’t get the up-front $$$, what’s the premium that being at Texas gives them, in the long run, potentially?  Hope that makes sense.

    Saban got a “Saban discount” for players going to Alabama for years. We don’t have the track record to sell that yet…but we’re pretty close. Put double digits into the draft again this season and that is a sales pitch. That being said that might be a hell of a task this year. 
     

    Muhammad, taffe, Hill, goosby, the transfer TE, who else? 

    • Hook 'Em 2
  6. 14 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

    They want you to not care we’ve gone 0-fer for 8/9 quality ones we were supposedly 50/50 with and got the big 0. I already see the “overreaction” take and it’s funny, if it was 1/8, 2/8 sure great but some nice ones gone. 0-fer. Now Sydney has to think of his way to save face while taking credit. 

    Are you under the impression I’m a 995er? Or have made predictions on any of these recruits landing at Texas? 
     

    feel free to quote all the posts where I predicted any of these specific recruits to Texas. I’ll wait. Before I ask my own questions. 
     

     

  7. 16 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

    I’m sympathetic to everyone who’s upset about the recent recruiting losses. Does suck to get repeatedly kicked in the nuts. But at least wait until August before you get worked up about this shit.

    and yeah, it’s kind of annoying that OTF got us excited about these recruitments that we would have otherwise assumed we’re going somewhere else. But those guys also never promised us that we were going to win them. They just said that we were in them, or that we had a good shot. that could’ve very well been true at the time they said it. I don’t pay anyone $9.95 but if I did, that’s the kind of information I would expect them to pass along.

     

     

    1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

    Most of us realized last year that summer-whiffing was nothing to worry about, because the same thing happened the year before, when we had a great class. Same goes for this year, but with even less to worry about, since we went number one. But there also seemed to be an extra amount of "hi's" and winks and hints this year, when hardly any of them have panned out. So they deserve some shit for stirring it up, for clicks and subs.

    Avatar fight!

    • Haha 7
  8. 3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

    Transfer portal has rendered recruiting battles irrelevant. Just reallocate those dollars to a dude in the portal who is ready to play day 1

    You’re right. Anthony Hills and Collin Simmons come along in the portal all the fucking time. Does your body just automatically ejaculate every time you say something stupid? That would explain a lot. 

    • Hook 'Em 2
    • Haha 5
  9. 5 hours ago, PTINS said:

    Emmitt Smith, from Escambia HS in Pensacola,Florida, was highlighted in Parade Magazine. I still remember reading his mini-profile in the Faces in the Crowd section for his HS career. We lived at Eglin AFB when I was younger. Pensacola was the nearest big town.

    Not sure if they even had ratings back then, but he wouldn't have been a 3*.

    Hey grandpa, would you like a nice Werther’s and a soak in the walk-in tub?

    • Hook 'Em 1
    • Haha 3
  10. 17 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

    Texas Recruiting Notes 2026 - Vaya con Dios.  Estrada or bust!

    Vaya Con Diegos IMO

    17 minutes ago, cafe society said:

    Well stated, Sydney.  And with no typos, to boot.

    Actually proof read twice. You’re all welcome,  because it hurt me in my soul. 

    • Hook 'Em 2
    • Like 1
    • Haha 5
×
×
  • Create New...