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Posts posted by SydneyCarton
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25 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:
They're kids that pay attention to social media, so they might actually read it, or they might not, but maybe someone they know will.
It's better than an Immediate-France-Surrender-Cobra approach.
No one gives a fuck about a North Shore. The school produces bust after bust. We’re not surrendering shit because they don’t produce shit.
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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Wasn’t talking about you specifically but those who get a majority of their rep from there.
“I wasn’t talking about you specifically” says the guy who literally quoted me in his post.
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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Better than spamming cloak room for that rep tho
90% of my rep is from this board. And don’t pretend I don’t see your ass posting in the CR either, twatwaffle.
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4 hours ago, RGBIII said:
Push boundaries like creating the nation's biggest and best NIL collective, spending more in NIL than everyone else in the nation, while killing the portal and ending with the #1 recruiting class in the nation, LITERALLY LAST YEAR? Other schools are pushing those kinds of boundaries? Oh wait, some 17 year olds made non binding decisions based on absurd potential numbers before fall camp has even started and you for some unknown reason let that ruin your entire mental state...but oh, ah yes, Texas and their vaginal tendencies.
How the fuck have you not been crowdsourced yet you thin skinned puta, take your pants pissing over to Orangebloods
To answer the question, he hasn’t been crowd sourced solely because he posts links on the football board and gets rep.
4 hours ago, irishtexan said:Jesus fuck. Another goddamn handle? Half of the profiles I have on ignore are different handles he keeps creating so he won't be on ignore and people will see his posts.
Weird. I knew it was him because despite the handle change, he was still on my ignore list. Since I have only 3 dudes on that list it was easy to deduce.
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:List of thread details, from best types to the most inane, insipid shit imaginable.
1) Arguing over hottest famous women.
2) Arguing over hottest women on campuses.
3) Personal stories about random subject matter triggered by some mention in a recruiting update.
4) Cheese puns.
5) Campus weather discussions.
6) Academic dick-measuring among schools competing for a player.
7) Reliving terrible shit in Texas football history.
8 ) BBQ snobs finding their way from the food board to discuss brisket smoking nuances and other super dumb shit associated to BBQ snobbery.
I feel like 7 should be closer to 4 or 3.
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20 hours ago, William Bludworth said:
Sark flips recruits late in the season as regularly as Mike Stoops like smelling farts out of a paper bag. It'll be ok. Yes, I have caught myself being worried, but until Sark doesn't do this, it's stupid to worry about.
20 hours ago, William Bludworth said:I do wonder if Sark and Orphy can close this one out later in the season. Tine will tell.
Just to let everyone know, this is Spider2yBanana. So react accordingly.
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With the news that Guervil is going to commit to Florida being confirmed by Bobby this morning, I wonder if this place can handle the caterwauling we’re all about to experience.
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8 hours ago, Chili dog said:You haven’t seen me at a tailgate, but if you ever do, I will double down. I agree on Stone and Kendrick, though. Worse than Graham. But at least they can act.
And I feel kinda bad bagging on anyone’s appearance. Heather Graham isn’t hideous, but she’s far from a smoke show. I give her a 7. I think she triggers me because she is so bankrupt of any talent that she would have to look perfect to justify her fame, and she does not. She’s legitimately the worst actress in the history of cinema, and I find that distracting, like thumbs or knees for you. She ruined the second Austin Powers.
I also find it distracting that her eyes are on the side of her head and her forehead takes up a little too much real estate on her face. If she were in any way charming, clever or believable as an actress, I might be able to over look it. Instead, I find those imperfections agitating. If she weren’t willing to flash her tits, we’d never have heard of her.
Imagine thinking Austin Powers 2 was a cinematic tour de force save the performance of Heather Graham.
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21 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:
You're a real fucking poet, Sydney.
Listen, I don’t need you painting the target on my back for @RomaVicta any larger.
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8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:
Ah, but a lamb...
2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:Stupid sip, you can't even fuck a lambo
I’d have gone with:
”But a lamb, tho…”
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8 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:
“Bah gawd, that’s @Wulaw Horn’s music!”
Man, fuck you.
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6 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:
We’ve got a few posters here that might go pro(lapse)…unless recruiting picks back up.
I’m of the opinion those posters have been walking around with their pink sock dragging behind them like a vestigial tail for years now. It’s nothing new.
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18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
At what point ($) does a player not pay attention to a money amount and just say, “fuck it….I’m going to Texas”, even if they don’t get paid as much as another school offered? Even if they don’t get the up-front $$$, what’s the premium that being at Texas gives them, in the long run, potentially? Hope that makes sense.
Saban got a “Saban discount” for players going to Alabama for years. We don’t have the track record to sell that yet…but we’re pretty close. Put double digits into the draft again this season and that is a sales pitch. That being said that might be a hell of a task this year.
Muhammad, taffe, Hill, goosby, the transfer TE, who else?
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14 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:
They want you to not care we’ve gone 0-fer for 8/9 quality ones we were supposedly 50/50 with and got the big 0. I already see the “overreaction” take and it’s funny, if it was 1/8, 2/8 sure great but some nice ones gone. 0-fer. Now Sydney has to think of his way to save face while taking credit.
Are you under the impression I’m a 995er? Or have made predictions on any of these recruits landing at Texas?
feel free to quote all the posts where I predicted any of these specific recruits to Texas. I’ll wait. Before I ask my own questions.
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16 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:
I’m sympathetic to everyone who’s upset about the recent recruiting losses. Does suck to get repeatedly kicked in the nuts. But at least wait until August before you get worked up about this shit.
and yeah, it’s kind of annoying that OTF got us excited about these recruitments that we would have otherwise assumed we’re going somewhere else. But those guys also never promised us that we were going to win them. They just said that we were in them, or that we had a good shot. that could’ve very well been true at the time they said it. I don’t pay anyone $9.95 but if I did, that’s the kind of information I would expect them to pass along.
1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:Most of us realized last year that summer-whiffing was nothing to worry about, because the same thing happened the year before, when we had a great class. Same goes for this year, but with even less to worry about, since we went number one. But there also seemed to be an extra amount of "hi's" and winks and hints this year, when hardly any of them have panned out. So they deserve some shit for stirring it up, for clicks and subs.
Avatar fight!
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8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:
No wonder some of you guys have 50,000+ posts
That green number is Rep, not post count.
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3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:
Transfer portal has rendered recruiting battles irrelevant. Just reallocate those dollars to a dude in the portal who is ready to play day 1
You’re right. Anthony Hills and Collin Simmons come along in the portal all the fucking time. Does your body just automatically ejaculate every time you say something stupid? That would explain a lot.
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Jesus. There hasn’t been this much pussy rubbing since the last time Satya watched Schindler’s List.
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28 upvotes…
as an aside, I’m in the middle of a road trip to Cali, and back to Houston. After visiting Disneyland, universal studios, and plenty of stops at hotels near national parks (small towns) I feel pretty fucking comfortable saying much of America is a sad, borderline grotesque mass of fatbodies and low IQ dipshits in WWE t shirts and motoring around on rascals. So this post is hits close to home, in a different way.
San Diego, and in particular La Jolla, remains fucking awesome and full of attractive people . And some Russians.
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5 hours ago, PTINS said:
Emmitt Smith, from Escambia HS in Pensacola,Florida, was highlighted in Parade Magazine. I still remember reading his mini-profile in the Faces in the Crowd section for his HS career. We lived at Eglin AFB when I was younger. Pensacola was the nearest big town.
Not sure if they even had ratings back then, but he wouldn't have been a 3*.Hey grandpa, would you like a nice Werther’s and a soak in the walk-in tub?
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1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:I will apologize for misspelling Bobby's name, or blame it on Sidney....
However, yall need to work on your reading/GIF comprehension as the rest of my post was making fun of the people losing their shit over this stuff and not at all criticism of Bobby and Gerry.
It’s Sydney, you shit-spelling fuck.
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11 minutes ago, D3zii said:
I really don’t like yo ass, but I definitely agree with you here.
Oh no, a guy who’s intellect and general takes can best be described as Rock Stupid doesn’t like me…
But congrats on the broken watch that is your brain being right today.
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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Whoever Gerry is talking to that has all this confidence needs to readjust his confidence detector
Gerry and Bobby literally said that Texas was “in it.” Not over confident. You just read your own dumb tea leaves.
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17 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026 - Vaya con Dios. Estrada or bust!
Vaya Con Diegos IMO
17 minutes ago, cafe society said:Well stated, Sydney. And with no typos, to boot.
Actually proof read twice. You’re all welcome, because it hurt me in my soul.
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1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:Look, I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying that Choice could’ve pulled that dude.
Is it because choice was the only reason he was considering Texas in the first place and immediately eliminated us when choice left? And Chad busted ass to get us in the final two?
Choice is a Unicorn. We’re lucky we had him and he left us a stocked room.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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You don’t give a shit, but you proposed we construct some kind of social media message to try and woo the kids of North Shore with some kind of “truth” about Texas, and then complained not doing something was going full surrender cobra. I mean, yeah, it kind of seems like you give a shit.