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SydneyCarton

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  1. 40 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

    over/under days until Jimbo gets a restraining order on Karen?

    Jimbo might take comfort in a loyal, devoted woman who worships the ground his little hobbit tootsies trod. I would imagine watching 4-5 dudes run train on all your wife’s holes might make a man change his priorities. 

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  2. 12 minutes ago, golfclap said:

    I've seen a lot of people (ok mostly Aggy) talking about Aggy finally breaking the cycle with LSU this year, and I know it's because Orgeron is Orgeron and I do understand. At the same time, it was 45-21 last year and that was with LSU taking a knee with 1st and goal at the 5, and 2 missed FGs (one from 26 fucking yards). LSU ran at will on Aggy (2 RBs over 100) and passed for ~350 yards, as well. Complete ass kicking. 2nd year in a row with over 600 yards of offense vs. Aggy. Maybe slowing the game down JimboStyle will give the Ags a puncher's chance?   

    They also lost some talent on offense and they ran Matt Canada out of the field house and replaced him with a fucking clown. So there is that to balance as well. 

  3. 2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

    That win over bama was like having only one viagra for a lifetime.....and Sumlin used it on bama.   Now, aggy is limp again.  Does Jimbo use his little blue pill on LSU?  I think so.

    I'm not sure if you've followed the ongoing saga of Jimbo & Candi: A Love of Strangers, but Jimbo has either never had any viagra in his possession, ever, or it doesn't work on him and his little hobbit organ. 

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  4. 34 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

    With these last 3 OOS WR offers, the staff has appeared to move on from Garret Wilson and Elijah Higgins. I can't see how these 3 offers (STL, CA, and MS - especially first two) are non-committable.

    If the comments in the media are to be believed, all of our offers are 100% committable...

  5. 38 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

    Strange as in “paying for recruits”, or strange as in “letting recruits dump their load up Candi’s ass in exchange for commitments”?

    If Jimbo had any control of who Candi fucked they'd still be married. I think you're misunderstanding who holds the power in that relationship. 

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  6. 3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

    So just for clarification, should I always assume you're in troll mode or is this actually reasonably reliable info?

    I definitely feel like if he were a troll he would give you a straightforward and honest answer here. 

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  7. 5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

    Tarp is such a little bitch.  For some reason he had to bring up Herman in this.

    https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Board/20/Contents/Texas-AM-ranked-as-having-the-SECs-toughest-schedule-1182

    You cut off the link, man.

     

    https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-ranked-as-having-the-SECs-toughest-schedule-118210387

     

    I must have missed the reference to Tom Herman in there, as well. 

  8. 23 minutes ago, Fud said:

    Power rankings of where we want Gunnell to end up out of the schools that appear to still be in it

    Arizona

    LSU

    Ohio State

    Oklahoma State

    A&M 

     

    The recent Arizona trend gives us our best case scenario 

    Is Arkansas no longer even a remote possibility? Because I would place them well above Arizona in my personal list. 

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  9. Herman has a decent enough relationship with Tom Herman. I'm sure 'Bama was going to do it anyway, but it certainly can't hurt to place a call and ask the guy to really run over aTm in regards to drafted players vs. the rest of the SEC.  

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