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SydneyCarton

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  1. I still find her presence at aTm highly fucking bizarre. She is born 20 miles or some shit from tuscaloosa, and ends up going to bama. Shes called home after working at colorado st. She works for Alabama for 1 year, then she “retires.” A few months later she is in college station. 

     

    Wake me up when Michael Huff leaves his job here to take a position at Baylor. Perfectly normal. 

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  2. 46 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

    I just scrolled through your posts and none of them are worth reading, and unfortunately for you and the board, you have been doing this for a while. The fact that you are not getting better at it after so many tries speaks volumes.

    Case in point: here is one of your latest posts: "We don’t want too many smart guys on the team. They can be problematic. They can start thinking about things like preserving their health. We need some dumb guys willing to totally sacrifice their bodies to win. Ya, that’s it." What the hell, man? Only teenagers would reason like this.

    Now carry on.

     

    So you read a post who’s last words are “Ya, that’s it” and your reaction is “man, this guys is completely earnest?”

    You have some of the best first posts I’ve ever seen. Ya, that’s the ticket. 

  3. 8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

    I love how I'm the third person to repeat apprehension about playing Stanford in five comments, yet everyone jumps on my statement in particular.

    Anyway, Ellis' stock continues to rise. I disagree with Nahlin in that I think we offered him at the right time, before he started to resent us for not offering earlier like DaShaun White or Tommy Bush. Don't know about the other two WRs but I want Ellis.

    It's called a "reputation." And you have one. You have no one else to blame for the fact that when people think "Cowering in a dark corner and rubbing their pussy while muttering that Texas will never get another elite recruit or win another game" people think Satanyash. 

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  4. What a fucking idiot fanbase. It's almost staggering, the power of cognitive dissonance at a macro level with those fucking cunts.

    "Texas will pay anything to stop us." From the fanbase that is literally the second most penalized school of all time. During those glory SWC days where they gas on with nostalgia, big bad Texas didn't overplay for shit while aTm was fedexing cash to recruits. We just pointed out that they were FedExing cash to recruits. But we're the dirty ones. Jesus I should be numb to their idiocy by now. I should have been numb to it 10 years ago. Yet here I am, almost befuddled how one group can be so fucking stupid. 

  5. 4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

    I probably would've had both Kentucky and Ole Miss as Ls, if they were road games, but I think aTm probably pulls those out at home.  I just don't know enough about SCar and what they bring back to know whether they'll be able to win the 9-6 game that SC/aTm is going to be this year.

    If memory serves, they haven't lost that much and they're bringing back a young QB in Jake Bentley who looks like a legitimate stud, which would help mitigate Muschamp's biggest weakness to date. 

  6. Just now, Katfid54 said:

    Here's their conference schedule and my best guesses at their W/L records (and toss-ups).  I don't see how they avoid at least four losses.

    • @ Bama - L

       

    • Arky (neutral site)

       

      - Toss Up?
    • vs. Kentucky - W

       

    • @ South Car. - Toss Up?

       

    • @ MSU - L

       

    • @ Auburn - L

       

    • vs. Ole Miss - W

       

    • vs. LSU - L

    I think you're being wildly optimistic with your Toss-ups, but yeah, for the purposes of this exercise I agree. Best case is 4 losses. And at this point I think Kentucky is a toss-up, and Scar I view as a flat out beating. Muschamp loves beating aTm. Fucking loves it. 

  7. 28 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

    lol about the open house stuff

    We're actually creating a much larger site than just Taylor Hamm. Taylor will be one contributor of our site content, but we have a larger business model that will include a ton of video/written content, outside contributors/experts, game analysis from former players, etc. If we were just providing an outlet for Taylor's content, it would be a waste of all of the time and development we are putting into the site and instead could have just thrown up a quick Wordpress site with a vbulletin plugin. 

    Additionally, it's funny that you think Karen is an employee. She's purely a user/poster who just happens to have 5x the number of posts as the third-most poster (which is an insane amount of posts, btw).  Hope that clears up some of the questions

    What the fuck does that even mean, you English-challenged, mouth-breathing, atavistic fucking waterhead? Why the fuck wouldn't you just say she has the X number of posts on anyone in the site. "Oh, she has the 4th most posts behind the 2nd biggest poster if you square root pi and divide by zero?"

    You are a fucking idiot. 

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  8. 3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    I think the dingbat he's referring to is Karen. How are your Pensacolan studies these days?

    She goes where he goes, so I assume a package deal with 1/3 of the triumvirate already actively posting here, pretending to yuck it up with this board, only to go back to Hamm and slap each other on the back about how clever they are to use us to promote awareness of his new brand. 

    I don't do Florida. 

  9. Just now, 6FigsHandler said:

    Your high school had a strange curriculum

    Yeah. It was called "Observation of your Surroundings," an independent studies elective. I'm shocked that it isn't one that many aggy faithful seem to have taken it upon themselves to willingly enroll. 

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  10. Just now, Scholz said:

    I disagree.  It would be highly entertaining.  And educational from a psychological perspective.

    Thanks, I took all the “understanding a midget baby fucktard” classes I needed on high school. Im good. Im not dure theres more to be learned by having to regularly interact with that All Is Well getting pegged faggot. 

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  11. 1 minute ago, bizzle said:

    legit lol. imart is way too smart to be working in an athletic department - and people take his acerbic online bit too seriously, he's basically just our version of ctj, with maybe a bit more e-anger.

    also, i would like to state on the record that wherever christian harris ends up, he will be all-conference and a top 3 round pick in the nfl. love that kid's film.

    Well, that's interesting info. I took him semi-seriously (not his attitude, his info) because both Hamm and Peronni have deferred to him and referenced him as a guy with legit sources. 

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