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Sheep Have Wool

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  1. 3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

    We have a billion WRs even without them, 4 TEs, and 3 RBs.   It’s beyond fucking retarded to play a 150 pound non-threat walk on at any of our skill positions.  This is even dumber than when he blew a Maryland game by making Garrett Gray our go to receiving target.

    I dunno. That was pretty fucking dumb.

  2. I opened this thread over 20 minutes after it was posted, and no one had replied. No one had questioned OP's taste in food, life choices, or reasons for living in the middle of fucking no where, PA.

    No one had even fucked his mom.

    On behalf of lurkers everywhere, I am extremely disappointed.

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  3. 6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

    I think this is the right call for all three. Mehringer is useless, but the other two potentially have value in reduced roles. Hoping we see something still on Warehime.

    They're locking all the restrooms in Bellmont before they let him know the news.

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  4. 35 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    Yea. I don't think the concerns and anger are premature at all. Something is wrong. A banner just likely makes things worse. 

    Than what, exactly?

    Is your contention that flying a banner makes it more likely that someone decommits? Maybe, but I'd sacrifice Bijan Robinson on flaming altar for some even halfway competent coaching.

    indiana jones and the temple of doom GIF

  5. 1 hour ago, HoustonHorn said:
    2 hours ago, El Hornarino said:
    Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.

    In our offense is there a non contested ball?

    Obviously. Sometimes they're overthrown.

  6. 11 minutes ago, NowThis said:

    look guys, in the old days, the 4i was called a standup DE you dig? No reason to make up new positions, game is 11 on 11 and that won't change soon. 

    3,400 posts to cement your status before you start trolling? I've got to commend your patience, because no one could actually be this dumb, right?

    On the off chance you're just a moron, read this and understand you're embodying it right now.

  7. 2 hours ago, texifornia said:

    Skyline Chili is delicious. Being performatively against it is just self-harm against something that tastes good.

    This is the worst food opinion offered on a recruiting thread since your hot take on the excellence of Rendezvous' ribs in Memphis. I eagerly anticipate your future one-star review of Dart Bowl enchiladas.

  8. Just now, Katfid54 said:

    It's a red *Heron.

    Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

    This actually seems like the most realistic scenario, but you forgot to add that all of the recruiting sites will immediately drop Shepherd to a 2-star once he does.

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