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Sheep Have Wool

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  1. 4 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

    I am the only member of my family who does not reside in Texas. I wanted to visit them this year, but it is not looking likely because of COVID. I usually decorate early for the holidays, but I started earlier this year (A month ago) because 2020 has just had so much sad news that I wanted to be able to pour some energy into something positive. I have been somewhat deliberate and have taken my time putting up decorations in my apartment, but I am to the point where it is time to get some lights and garland put up around the ceiling and then add the tree the day after Thanksgiving. The kitchen and bathroom are almost done as far as decorations go. A Christmas shower curtain should be arriving this afternoon. I would love for my mom to be here in East Harlem to celebrate the holidays, but it is not safe for her at all to get out and be around people. She lives outside the small town I grew up in and has my brother, his girlfriend and her first granddaughter there with her so she will have a good holiday season with them, which is great.

    To those of you who can use COVID as a valid excuse this year to not visit relatives you do not want spoiling your holidays, awesome. To those who are going to somehow be forced to see some of them anyhow, well, good luck with all that and be nice to your drunk, crazy uncle and his lizard people conspiracy! 

    This is a very wholesome post for something that made me think, "Wait, did I click on the Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do thread?"

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  2. 3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

    We have a billion WRs even without them, 4 TEs, and 3 RBs.   It’s beyond fucking retarded to play a 150 pound non-threat walk on at any of our skill positions.  This is even dumber than when he blew a Maryland game by making Garrett Gray our go to receiving target.

    I dunno. That was pretty fucking dumb.

  3. I opened this thread over 20 minutes after it was posted, and no one had replied. No one had questioned OP's taste in food, life choices, or reasons for living in the middle of fucking no where, PA.

    No one had even fucked his mom.

    On behalf of lurkers everywhere, I am extremely disappointed.

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  4. 6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

    I think this is the right call for all three. Mehringer is useless, but the other two potentially have value in reduced roles. Hoping we see something still on Warehime.

    They're locking all the restrooms in Bellmont before they let him know the news.

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  5. 35 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    Yea. I don't think the concerns and anger are premature at all. Something is wrong. A banner just likely makes things worse. 

    Than what, exactly?

    Is your contention that flying a banner makes it more likely that someone decommits? Maybe, but I'd sacrifice Bijan Robinson on flaming altar for some even halfway competent coaching.

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  6. 1 hour ago, HoustonHorn said:
    2 hours ago, El Hornarino said:
    Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.

    In our offense is there a non contested ball?

    Obviously. Sometimes they're overthrown.

  7. 11 minutes ago, NowThis said:

    look guys, in the old days, the 4i was called a standup DE you dig? No reason to make up new positions, game is 11 on 11 and that won't change soon. 

    3,400 posts to cement your status before you start trolling? I've got to commend your patience, because no one could actually be this dumb, right?

    On the off chance you're just a moron, read this and understand you're embodying it right now.

  8. 2 hours ago, texifornia said:

    Skyline Chili is delicious. Being performatively against it is just self-harm against something that tastes good.

    This is the worst food opinion offered on a recruiting thread since your hot take on the excellence of Rendezvous' ribs in Memphis. I eagerly anticipate your future one-star review of Dart Bowl enchiladas.

  9. Just now, Katfid54 said:

    It's a red *Heron.

    Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

    This actually seems like the most realistic scenario, but you forgot to add that all of the recruiting sites will immediately drop Shepherd to a 2-star once he does.

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