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FartingMonk

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  1. The Muslim world is ragey as shit right now.
  2. A coworker asked why there was so much support for Israel. I told him to look up AIPAC.
  3. Decided to fuck around with some beef Wellington
  4. Borat wanted to throw the Jews down the well
  5. So ground invasion 8 AM Pacific time? 6 PM in Israel?
  6. I was talking to a friend about this and I asked how Mossad failed so miserably and he said they just didn't think Hamas would do something so stupid. He thinks a faction carried it out. Then Hamas as a whole try to go with the momentum of a successful attack to roll harder. But when they turned around there wasnt much support so now they are trying to walk back what they did because they are now staring at a pissed off Israel who has taken the gloves off and no one is trying to restrain them. Hamas is going to get pummeled to death.
  7. That has got to be the worst mushroom trip ever at a music festival. Those bullets feel so real
  8. Are the Sammies and the Palestinian students fighting yet?
  9. Tell him to knock a girl up. Name the child Axiom. Be single and complain about the deadbeat girlfriend that don't pay child support. But he don't need no woman It's him and Axiom #boyboss
  10. Won a bet and got these shipped
  11. Ha. A bartender I know posted on social media saying yeah say what you want about me oil/gas worker. I make more money than you. That's where I say yeah. I hope you get your 5 percent
  12. This was a process. But it came out good
  13. I'm trying to make my own rice noodles this weekend.
  14. I'm in Washington so it's definitely soup season
  15. Felt like shrimp at 9 AM. So I cooked shrimp
  16. Haha. I think that was from installing new kitchen lights from earlier
  17. Decided I wanted noodles today and it was a bit chilly so I wanted to kick off soup season with some wonton soup
  18. Nein out of 10 times. They did Nazi it coming
  19. I love it. These enterprising young ladies who are just trying to pay for college are always the first responders. They have hearts of gold
  20. Why did they just sit there and watch? You can push down on the sprinklers and if you didn't want to do that. There are at least 4 fucking coolers in that picture. Put the cooler over the sprinklers
  21. Pineapple goes on pizza
  22. Went to catch a game. They quit selling tranny fluid at T-Mobile apparently
  23. If Quinn Ewers overthrows a receiver Jonestown will be happening
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