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  1. 4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    What I can't understand is how you clueless fuckers just skip right past the "Ooops!  All berries!" crunchberry scandal.  It happened on his watch, he takes the fall.  That's how this shit works.

    He took the fall for Berrygate.  If you know the inner machinations of the military industrial complex.  Northrop Grumman made too much berries and to keep their stock price high.  They dumped it on the Navy.  Wrong place wrong time for Mr. Crunch

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  2. My politics swing pretty much to the right.  But we can't talk about ineptitude in military leadership without someone who actively held up 100 or so appointments out of spite and you call that CR'ing it?  Just calling a spade a spade.  But I thank you because when the guys on the left call me a trumpkin and the guys on the right call me a libtard.  It means I'm still capable of independent thought. So no sir Mr @Trey3216 thank you.

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  3. 1 hour ago, BillyGoatHill said:

    Yep. They pair you off the first day. Usually with someone you don't even know or have even met.

    That person is your dive buddy both in and out of the water. If an instructor gets between you and him on deck or in the water at any time, it could mean being dropped from the course or at the very least, extra flutter kicks with your rocket fins on at the edge of the pool. Not a very pleasant experience.

    As far as the harassment, you're paired up and only so many pairs can fit in the deep end of the pool while the others watch from the shallow end. Swim in a circle as the instructors (on a snorkel only) dive down the 18' and proceed to steal one or both of y'all's gear. Masks are pulled off first. At least one pair of tanks are taken and they try their best to separate you and ALL of your gear, fins, masks, snorkels, dive harnesses fouled along with regulators wrapped between tanks. You lock legs with your dive partner and breathe off the twins passing them back and forth while buddy breathing. It's an eye opener at first as to how the instructors can take so much shit off of you and your buddy while doing it on one breath. Sharks were used as the term for them cuz that is what it looks like. Getting hit, mass spinning, lots of bubbles, and equipment strewn across the bottom of the pool. Keep calm and recover, or be dropped.

    Many guys panic first off and jet to the surface (which can get you a trip to the decompression chamber. Saw that right off from another class) and possibly a swift exit from the course. My first two dive buddies were gone in day one and two. Both panicked and went to the surface, then refused to go back down. They were dropped immediately. BOTH were Navy RESCUE SWIMMERS and had already completed a pretty hard course prior to dive school. On the first, I went up with him and received a pretty good mouthful of obscenities from the instructor as to why I was up by the deck with him. Luckily an answer of " you told me to stay with my dive buddy" sufficed.... My third swim buddy in three days was the answer. He was a independent duty Corpsman that was assigned to a Marine Recon team. There were five Recon in the class (two of them became pretty good friends) and they had just come off rotation from Beirut. The Corpsman's name was Gus and we immediately were thrown into the deep end after being paired off. It was a great pairing and we didn't  have any trouble from then on out. At one point, due to dropouts and failures, we landed up with an extra person and he was paired with us due to us not having any difficulty with the harassment, we were now a 3 person dive team.  During our next  time in the deep end, the tanks we were sharing were this 3rd person's, and buddy breathing with 3 is a little bit harder and longer than with two. He took his breath and then proceeded to go up to the surface,...with his tanks! Gus and I sat there on the bottom of the pool staring at each other. The safety diver (instructor) was there watching and waiting for us to see what we would do. Neither of us was going to surface. Just when things were getting fuzzy and about to turn black (meeting The Wizard) a pair of tanks came down (dude that had taken them with him apparently jettisoned them once getting to the surface), we were able to start buddy breathing again and never had to worry about harassment after that. We still had weeks to go before getting our dive bubble but getting through that first week was huge.

    About a year or two later back at my team, we had a scuba PT at the pool  and at the very end you are to do an underwater for distance. Slick, no fins and just mask or swim goggles. The pool was 33 meters and most just do the one length. Challenged by a teammate and feeling froggy at the end of the first length, I felt good about completing back to the starting wall. Things are going well and I get  back to the deep end, come off the bottom just a bit, and next thing I know, I'm up on the pool deck looking up at 5-6 guys standing above me, asking me how I feel.

    Yep,... met The Wizard at around 60 meters, shallow water blackout. Buddy that challenged me was one of two that pulled me out of the pool. Just another reason why you don't swim alone. 

     

    Edit: Our class graduated mid November '83. Weekends were free as classes were M-F, so those days were used for recovery and partying.

    But Sunday morning, October 23, everyone was glued to to the TV in the dorm's dayroom. The Marine barracks in Beirut had been blown up earlier that day with 241 dead. Having just coming off of rotation from there, Gus and the Marines in our class knew many of those killed. Sad day. RIP bros  🇺🇸

     

     

     

     

    I wish I could find the picture.  There was one year we were top side for a swim call.  Butch our nuke mechanic was qualified diver.  He is standing in a picture with 4 other dudes and someone goes.  I bet in a million years.  You couldn't tell me who the nuke is 

  4. 5 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said:

    "When in doubt, Charlie Out". 

    That is pretty much SOP for almost EVERY military test or exam 😜 when not knowing the answer ( no wonder they were all contacting you)

    CSB/???

    I guess I took the ASVAB sometime in my Senior yr or maybe freshman yr of college. My Dad (Tin Can Officer) had my older brother take it also. We both laughed when we got our results back as both the Army and Marines kept wanting us both because "our mechanical section scores were great" !!! Yeah right we thought, ...we both knew at that time we were the most un-mechanical brothers around when we were growing up. We spent most of our time dodging thrown wrenches from Dad when working on the family cars...😂

    Wasn't all bad though as I finally did decide to join and Dad talked me out of the Marines, telling me first to look into the Navy or Air Force (pay is all the same but better standard of living  & food with both of them). He was of course right, and even though I joined the Air Force, I worked closely with ALL of the services (especially the Army and Marines). I also got a slot to the Navy SCUBA school in Panama City where a majority of my class were sub dudes (some more stranger than others, but ALL smart as hell). Instructors damn near drowned me (and others) more than once during the course but that school was pretty damn cool and not too much then (or now) compares to it. The Sharks (instructors) had a speaker that they dropped into the pool during water confidence (harassment) that played the main musical theme from JAWS and then they proceeded to definitely go after the fishes (weak students/swimmers) and weed them out. They could never get away with that now, but back then.....Good times.

    Always Try to not meet The Wizard. 

     

    I never went to dive school.  I can't swim.  But I knew probably 10 people that went.  3 came back with their dive pins.  The others were back within the first week.  The school may have changed and how crazy they can be may have changed, but the water will weed you out really fast.  The ones that didn't make it were strong ass swimmers, they just panicked when shit hit the fan.  I guess the first week they call it confidence week where they throw you under water blindfolded and they start spinning you around under water and punching you to see your reaction.  A lot of the dudes didn't make it through that phase. 

  5. 3 hours ago, MisterP said:

    My roommate at Texas was in the engineering school, navy approached him to join the Nuke program after school. Bunch of benefits in the meantime like having his school paid for, stipend, etc etc in return for 6 or 7 year commitment. Can remember all the details super specifically. He decided to join, wasn't from a wealthy family so it was kind of a no brainer. Continued school as normal and had to maintain certain grades. He was brilliant, able to join a frat, party, and maintain above a 3.8 GPA.

    Went to schooling in Charleston, Upstate New York wherever that horse race is, then went out to Bangor and lived on Bainbridge. Visited him in all locations. He would do 6 months on 6 months off on what I believe was a FAST attack sub. He did a ton of school, only went out 2 times I believe, then they moved him to Naples for some sort of MED command center. Bought a 2nd house in the central mountains that he still has. 

    I forgot to mention, he became fluent in Russian while he was in school. Thought it would help him get into some state department shit. Of course, the Navy decides....hmmm we don't need more Russian speakers let's send him to Middle East. So now he is in Monterrey, CA getting paid and a housing allowance to learn Arabic. He is becoming the Navy Attache to the embassy in Abu Dhabi. 

    Dude is fucking brilliant and awesome, married to another fellow Longhorn, and has 2 daughters under 3 years old. This is there last Christmas in the US for the foreseeable future and I look forward to once again seeing him over there.

    he must've signed up for the NUPOC program.  That and STA-21 are probably the two best officer programs to get into. 

  6. Funny story though.  Recently landed a role as an IC4 Critical Facility Engineer with META.  They pay pretty well.  My first week there I started reading the procedures and the processes and I'm just thinking holy fuck why is this shit so familiar to me.  Turns out they hired a former Deputy Director of NavSea08 to run their infrastructure side and he copied and pasted the process from the nuke side.  What makes it great is his counterpart is an early dude with META so he says hey you can bring all the nuclear stuff in here and make it how you want, but we start trying to fry our people over stupid shit and that's not going to work.  Very unique balance from what I see so far.

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  7. Yeah during A school and Power school.  It had your different ranges.  The extreme ranges.  We had guys who failed a test and their punishment was 45-5.  That meant you had to do 45 hours a week of extra studying and at least 5 hours a night.  A lot of those guys joined the Skipjack diving team.  Skipjack was the barracks room closest to the school house.  Everyone walked down "the spine" to get to the school house and every few weeks you would see someone take a dive off the 3rd floor.  

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  8. Hahahaha.  The nuclear guys had to deal with more shit than anyone.  First on last off.  A forward division couldn't figure something out?  Engineering go fix it for them while they go on liberty.  We always said if it was a forward problem it was a boat problem.  If it was aft it was an engineering problem.  They only had one standard for us and it was double.  Yeah, the nuclear program launched a bunch of awesome opportunities for us after the Navy but it was also the most crippling bullshit in the world.  I once got a submarine turned around after 30 days on deployment because I missed an initial on the paperwork.  My handwriting was there to say the indicator light turned "on" and the first initial guy had his initial there.  Mine was missed because the line for my initial was cut off on the bottom of the page.  I went from the top E5 with an early promote to promotable on my next evaluation.  

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  9. AWS is where it is because they were the first to accidentally stumble into the cloud space.  Everyone else didn't see it and had to play catch up.  Now that they are actually catching up they are actually beginning to lag.  I recently jumped from AWS corporate on the infrastructure side to Meta to the Infra data center side.  Night and day difference on how things are done.  

  10. 28 minutes ago, Mighty fine said:
    17 hours ago, FartingMonk said:
    Saudis need to have a foreign legion like the French.  Just a fully decked our mercenary army.  The got the money for it.  Just not dudes who are willing to do bad stuff

    Saudi doesn't have dudes with the will to do bad stuff...is this a serious statement? I mean, my impression is that Saudi will do any and every fucked up thing you can come up with, so long as they see it as being in their best interests.

    Saudis will steal candy from a baby.  Saudis won't still candy from the adults who are meaner than them.  

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  11. 11 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

    If you want to stop it, you don't send the missiles to Yemen. You send them to Iran.

    I tried.  Apparently FedEx doesn't ship munitions overseas.  And now the ATF is investigating me for ITAR stuff.  Last time I listen to a college sports website telling me to send missiles to Iran to stop a war.   Fucking regarded ass people. 

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  12. Just now, atomheartbevo said:

    It's got to be easier to hit them on the ground than the air, and I would assume the Saudis have plenty of info about the ground installations, as well as the US and Israel.

    It's fucking odd/infuriating, because we've been hitting Iranian proxies in Iraq/Syria just 3-4 weeks ago, we hit facilities that they were using to store weapons used in attacks against our troops in Iraq/Syria.  We're not shy about hitting shit in recent months.  

    Putting aside analysis paralysis, f I had to guess, maybe they are hiding the stuff in civilian areas, or we are trying to make sure that there are Arab/Muslim countries that are also hitting them alongside us.

    I think the reason we aren't hitting them and taking a strictly defensive posture is we are scared of escalation.  Israel is a little far for them to do any real damage.  We piss them off enough and they are going to burn for the Saudi refineries to the ground.

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