Everything posted by HornStar
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Texas @ Oklahoma Series Thread
Looks like Zubia didn’t even get all of that one.
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Texas @ Oklahoma Series Thread
Zubia with a 2 run bomb!
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Texas @ Oklahoma Series Thread
Dunno, but he was definitely on the animal husbandry team.
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Texas @ Oklahoma Series Thread
Maybe chop a finger or two off El Rey’s glove hand during this half inning; seems to work for the gooner.
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Texas @ Oklahoma Series Thread
Where was that???
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Texas @ Oklahoma Series Thread
Zone is wide to the corners but not low.
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Texas @ Oklahoma Series Thread
El Rey.
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Texas @ Oklahoma Series Thread
8pm on ESPNU
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Theranos' Death Rattle
I'd take her seriously. Hello hate fuck.
- Matt's El Rancho
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Dominique's Sweater Tonight
In her case, I view that as a public service. The only problem is the damn clothing.
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How many posts until NSAA?
Holy Shit! That was 50. I see colors! The world is revealed!
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Hut. I'm meant Hut.
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I wonder if they sell scotch and piss mixed drinks at Eskimo Slut?
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The good news is that scotch and piss may look similar, but they don't smell similar, so I'll be able to tell pretty quickly.
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God only knows what he's putting in that glass.
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He walked to the far end of the bar.
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Crap. Never get in a fight with a bartender.
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Look, I'm paying, so just make my drink please, will ya?
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Yes, I know the ice waters down my scotch. Thanks for that, Einstein.
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Yes, it was Glenlivet. Rocks.
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Oh, 9 more after this one? OK, bring me another.
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I must be getting close. Bartender, what's my post count?
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But funny.
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And surprisingly not as disgusting as I expected.