Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

HornStar

Full Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by HornStar

  1. Looks like Zubia didn’t even get all of that one.
  2. Zubia with a 2 run bomb!
  3. Dunno, but he was definitely on the animal husbandry team.
  4. Maybe chop a finger or two off El Rey’s glove hand during this half inning; seems to work for the gooner.
  5. Where was that???
  6. Zone is wide to the corners but not low.
  7. 8pm on ESPNU
  8. I'd take her seriously. Hello hate fuck.
  9. HornStar replied to Knoxtnhorn's topic in Austin
    El Patio FTW.
  10. In her case, I view that as a public service. The only problem is the damn clothing.
  11. Holy Shit! That was 50. I see colors! The world is revealed!
  12. Hut. I'm meant Hut.
  13. I wonder if they sell scotch and piss mixed drinks at Eskimo Slut?
  14. The good news is that scotch and piss may look similar, but they don't smell similar, so I'll be able to tell pretty quickly.
  15. God only knows what he's putting in that glass.
  16. He walked to the far end of the bar.
  17. Crap. Never get in a fight with a bartender.
  18. Look, I'm paying, so just make my drink please, will ya?
  19. Yes, I know the ice waters down my scotch. Thanks for that, Einstein.
  20. Yes, it was Glenlivet. Rocks.
  21. Oh, 9 more after this one? OK, bring me another.
  22. I must be getting close. Bartender, what's my post count?
  23. And surprisingly not as disgusting as I expected.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.